Derrick Rose 21 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2018)

After Derrick Rose’s 50-point explosion a couple days ago, everybody (including me) was wondering: does this momentous occurrence mark the official return of Derrick Rose? Has he permanently regained his mojo? Will Bulls-era D-Rose reappear in Minnesota? Given that Rose took 20 shots in this game, the most on the team, my early answer is…

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Derrick Rose Career High 50 Points Full Highlights (10/31/2018)

Derrick Rose opened his eyes and was initially surprised at where he found himself. Then, as his eyes became adjusted to the scene in front of him, the feeling of surprise dwindled and was replaced by…what? Anticipation? Expectation? A lush garden path, overflowing with flowers of all varieties, stretched forward from the bench he was…

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Josh Okogie 17 Points Full Highlights (10/29/2018)

With Josh Okogie’s nice performance against the Lakers (is LeBron or is LeBron not currently crying by himself while looking at pictures of the Cleveland skyline?), I feel fully justified in having prematurely assigned him the nickname “Okobe”. Elie Okobo does not get that nickname because Okogie had it first, even though Okobo had on-court…

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Derrick Rose 28 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (10/20/2018)

Derrick Rose wandered a garden which he had never seen before. Where was he? How did he get here? It looked nice enough, with well-trimmed hedges around its perimeter, paths paved by flagstones winding through its wide array of botany, and an ornate fountain at its center. But there appeared to be no entrance or…

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Jeff Teague 27 Points Full Highlights (10/17/2018)

I’m just going to go ahead and guess that Jeff Teague’s 27-point performance against the Spurs has not yet been uploaded by any other highlight channel. In an age of NBA highlights where vids are available as soon as the game is over from multiple sources, no one gives a whit about Jeff Teague. Hold…

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Jamal Crawford 20 Points Full Highlights (4/25/2018)

Jimmy Butler sat out the entire fourth quarter of this game due to “knee soreness” (really he was just embarrassed for himself and his puny eight-point contribution to the team’s efforts), so Jamal Crawford basically got an entire quarter to himself to remind the national TV audience what he’s capable of: -Layups -Floaters -Three-Pointers -Pullup…

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Derrick Rose 17 Points Full Highlights (4/23/2018)

I wonder which team is going to give Derrick Rose a contract based on this little run of good play here in the playoffs. There’s no question that someone will at this point, because he’s been legitimately legit three out of the four games so far, but who will pull the trigger? -Chicago Bulls. This…

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Derrick Rose 17 Points Full Highlights (4/21/2018)

Derrick Rose, playing well against a heavily-favored opponent in the playoffs, helping his team get the W with fancy layups and big-time jumpers. What year is it? I need someone to tell me what year it is, because somehow I have traveled back in time a couple years and I need to get back to…

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Nemanja Bjelica 16 Points Full Highlights (4/18/2018)

Nemanja Bjelica’s role in this game, apparently, was to come in during garbage time and score enough points (14 in the final four minutes) to ensure that the Timberwolves didn’t end up with a completely embarrassing point total. Serbs will take this performance as a sign that Bjelica deserves more minutes in game three, and…

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Derrick Rose 16 Points Full Highlights (4/15/2018)

Derrick Rose now holds the dubious distinction of being the youngest former MVP to be “demoted” to my channel. At age 29 (not even that old), he has been judged by yours truly to have worsened as a player enough to qualify for DTB highlight videos. Unlike the day when I decided that I finally…

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