Shabazz Muhammad 24 Points Full Highlights (4/4/2017)

The good thing about making Shabazz Muhammad highlights is that you’ll never have to worry about him having gotten too many assists. His season high in assists is two. Two assists. He’s so bad at passing that one of the Timberwolves commentators went in on him HARD after he charged his way into a turnover…

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Ricky Rubio 11 Points/16 Assists Full Highlights (4/3/2017)

This is not very many field goals for Ricky Rubio. Only two, which means I could have left them out and the quality of this video would remain about the same. A layup, a midrange jumper (the kind he’s been canning regularly for a few weeks now), a bunch of lame free-throws, and that’s it…

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Ricky Rubio Career High 33 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (3/30/2017)

Ricky Rubio sat in his bed, a cocoon of pillows propping him up as he perused “Soldados de Salamina” on his Kindle. It was an interesting read, but it was growing late, and he soon found himself having to reread sentences and paragraphs, his mind becoming cloudy with tiredness. He rubbed his eyes, resolving to…

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Ricky Rubio 21 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (3/28/2017)

How does the phrase “game-winning free throws” sound to you? Does that sound like something you’d want to watch? You think you want to see a dude shooting fifteen-foot undefended set-shots in lieu of a real game-winner? Does that sound fun to you? Watching free-throws to win the game? Because if that sounds like a…

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Ricky Rubio 16 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (3/25/2017)

No, that’s not a typo. Ricky Rubio only got four assists in this game and I still made a highlight video. Four is not a season-low for Ricky (it’s probably be a season-high for Shabazz Muhammad LOL [lots of laughs]) but it’s close; his season-low in assists is three. But he actually made some shots…

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Kris Dunn Career High 17 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2017)

In this description I will make fun of people who thought that Kris Dunn was ready to take major minutes away from Ricky Rubio this season. I will make fun of their optimism, their belief that an NBA rookie could be good. I will make fun of their naive outlook on the prospects of young…

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Ricky Rubio 19 Points/15 Assists Full Highlights (3/24/2017)

When I started making all these Ricky Rubio vids, he was kind of a forgotten man in Minnesota. Kris Dunn stole all his hype, and even though Dunn ended up sucking, he never gave the hype back. Rubio remained a decent player, but the stolen hype left him with a significant downgrade in popularity. So…

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Ricky Rubio 10 Points/14 Assists Full Highlights (3/19/2017)

There are two kinds of Ricky Rubio videos this year: ones where a bunch of his assists are the result of Karl-Anthony Towns shooting only because Rubio passed it to him, and ones where only a few of his assists are the result of Karl-Anthony Towns shooting only because Rubio passed it to him. This…

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Ricky Rubio 20 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/17/2017)

The Timberwolves commentators alleged that Ricky Rubio now has a streak of four games with twenty or more points, so I fact-checked them and it turns out they were right! You can’t blame me for being skeptical; after all, we’re talking about the same Ricky Rubio that had just fifteen twenty-point games in his entire…

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Ricky Rubio 23 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/15/2017)

Forget about Ricky Rubio being visited by the spirit of Steve Nash. That didn’t really happen. What really happened is that Rubio was visited by the spirit of Allen Iverson. How else can you explain Rubio’s sudden willingness to score the rock? There is no other explanation. This A.I. visitation would totes be the description…

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