Nikola Pekovic 30 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2013)

Does anyone ever question Nikola Pekovic as to why he has a crusader standing over a pile of skulls tattooed on his arm? I bet not. Would you? I definitely wouldn’t. If he even detected the slightest hint of criticism or disapproval he would probably yell “Advance upon Jaffa! Redeem Ascalon! Defeat the Muslim intruders!”…

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Nikola Pekovic 20 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2013)

“Thanks for coming in Mr. Pekovic. We are glad you want to join the prestigious Thunder organization.” “Thank you very much for having me.” “Let’s get down to business. We’ve looked at your resume, and it seems very impressive. Good scoring numbers on good efficiency. There’s just one little issue we’d like to bring up.”…

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Corey Brewer 27 Points Full Highlights (11/13/2013)

I was surprised when the Timberwolves signed Corey Brewer this summer. They drafted him, he sucked, so they got rid of him. Then he had an okay year in Denver and all of a sudden they want him back? He looks and plays like he’s strung out on coke. He’s supposed to be a good…

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Nikola Pekovic 25 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2013)

Is Nikola Pekovic black? Is he scrawny? Does he have a horrible scraggly beard? No? So why did the scorekeepers confuse him for Corey Brewer? That dunk with about 2 minutes left was misattributed, and I’m angry. ANGRY! Corey Brewer needs those points, because he sucks. Nikola Pekovic has no need for inflated point totals….

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Kevin Martin 30 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2013)

Lost amidst the excitement of another thrilling NFL Sunday, an equally thrilling battle was being fought in the hallowed halls of Madison Square Garden. K-Mart vs. K-Mart. Well, it wasn’t that thrilling. I don’t think they were ever matched up against each other. And Kenyon Martin is pretty old and worthless compared to Kevin Martin,…

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Chase Budinger 17 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2013)

Here’s an interesting stat that the Warriors commentators brought up during last night’s Warriors-Wolves game: both Chase Budinger and Kevin Love have only appeared in 18 games this season. One of them got legitimately injured in a game, and the other purposely broke his hand doing knuckle pushups so he could lower his value and…

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JJ Barea 21 Points Full Highlights (3/26/2013)

The Timberwolves hit 13 (actually 14 oops) threes tonight against the Pistons, which is notable since they are a horrible three-point shooting team, by far the worst in the league. Love, Rubio, Ridnour, Williams, Kirilenko, Shved and Gelabale are all shooting below 32% on the season. Their best three baller is shooting a paltry 34%….

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Alexey Shved 16 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/12/2013)

I’m going to get crucified for saying this, but our Russian friend Alexey “Shveddy Balls” Shved has been, aside from a few games, pretty awful this year. He’s shot below 40% from the field in well over half his games, and while he’s a good passer and plays the game smartly, he really shouldn’t be…

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Greg Stiemsma 10 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2013)

The Timberwolves have been wracked with injuries this year. I’m sure you know this. The once promising season has turned into disappointment as Rubio remain the only good uninjured player. Unless you think Stiemsma is good. Heh. That’s not to say he’s bad. But he’s no Nikola Pekovic. I don’t think he can even grow…

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Derrick Williams 23 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2013)

Derrick Williams was getting tired of it. The taunts, the ridicule, the shame. In between classes, at lunch, after school, he never heard the end of it. “There goes that tweener. What a loser. I bet you can’t even start him at either forward spot.” “Ew, Julie, gross! I would never date a tweener!” “Hey…

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