Nikola Pekovic 27 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2014)

Screw the Timberwolves. Apparently they’ve sapped Ricky Rubio of his love for the game of basketball. Next thing you know Nikola Pekovic is gonna come in to practice and say “I don’t really feel like adding any more skulls to my skull pile today”. This cannot be allowed to happen. Luckily for us (or perhaps…

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Nikola Pekovic 26 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2014)

Yao Ming got tons of votes for the All-Star game even when he was injured. You all know the reason. Nationalism! The Chinese citizenry stuffed the ballot box for him. So why can’t Montenegrins do the same for Nikola Pekovic? Are they not nationalistic enough? Knowing what I now know about that general region of…

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Nikola Pekovic Career High 34 Points Full Highlights (12/22/2013)

“Yo, Pek, what are you doing?” “Do not interrupt, Kevin. I am worshiping my pagan gods so that I perform well tonight. Now I have to start over,” Pekovic said. “Perun, god of thunder, he will be displeased. I must channel his will and make it my own.” Kevin Love shook his head and laughed….

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Nikola Pekovic 30 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2013)

Does anyone ever question Nikola Pekovic as to why he has a crusader standing over a pile of skulls tattooed on his arm? I bet not. Would you? I definitely wouldn’t. If he even detected the slightest hint of criticism or disapproval he would probably yell “Advance upon Jaffa! Redeem Ascalon! Defeat the Muslim intruders!”…

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Nikola Pekovic 20 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2013)

“Thanks for coming in Mr. Pekovic. We are glad you want to join the prestigious Thunder organization.” “Thank you very much for having me.” “Let’s get down to business. We’ve looked at your resume, and it seems very impressive. Good scoring numbers on good efficiency. There’s just one little issue we’d like to bring up.”…

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Corey Brewer 27 Points Full Highlights (11/13/2013)

I was surprised when the Timberwolves signed Corey Brewer this summer. They drafted him, he sucked, so they got rid of him. Then he had an okay year in Denver and all of a sudden they want him back? He looks and plays like he’s strung out on coke. He’s supposed to be a good…

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Nikola Pekovic 25 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2013)

Is Nikola Pekovic black? Is he scrawny? Does he have a horrible scraggly beard? No? So why did the scorekeepers confuse him for Corey Brewer? That dunk with about 2 minutes left was misattributed, and I’m angry. ANGRY! Corey Brewer needs those points, because he sucks. Nikola Pekovic has no need for inflated point totals….

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Kevin Martin 30 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2013)

Lost amidst the excitement of another thrilling NFL Sunday, an equally thrilling battle was being fought in the hallowed halls of Madison Square Garden. K-Mart vs. K-Mart. Well, it wasn’t that thrilling. I don’t think they were ever matched up against each other. And Kenyon Martin is pretty old and worthless compared to Kevin Martin,…

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Chase Budinger 17 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2013)

Here’s an interesting stat that the Warriors commentators brought up during last night’s Warriors-Wolves game: both Chase Budinger and Kevin Love have only appeared in 18 games this season. One of them got legitimately injured in a game, and the other purposely broke his hand doing knuckle pushups so he could lower his value and…

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JJ Barea 21 Points Full Highlights (3/26/2013)

The Timberwolves hit 13 (actually 14 oops) threes tonight against the Pistons, which is notable since they are a horrible three-point shooting team, by far the worst in the league. Love, Rubio, Ridnour, Williams, Kirilenko, Shved and Gelabale are all shooting below 32% on the season. Their best three baller is shooting a paltry 34%….

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