Mitchell Robinson 14 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (2/13/2019)

It was a real pleasure to watch Mitchell Robinson turn Joel Embiid into his bitch by dunking on him, layupping on him, and blocking his weak layups attempts. Not only did Robinson make Embiid wear a bitch diaper, but he made Embiid poop in the bitch diaper, and then he made Embiid eat the poop…

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Mitchell Robinson 15 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/9/2019)

Can someone explain to me what the heck is going in with the “block” at 0:19 of this video? It was definitely recorded as a block in the play-by-play, so Mitchell Robinson adds another to his total, but to me it looks like either not a block or a ridiculously blatant goaltend. In any case,…

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Mitchell Robinson 13 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2019)

The problem with being a dunking-only bigman is that, if your teammates don’t feel like getting you the ball where you can do something with it, you don’t get to score any points. That’s part of the reason a player like Rudy Gobert, who is somewhat reliant on feeds from other players, isn’t quite as…

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Mitchell Robinson 12 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/23/2019)

The Knicks have discovered the strategy to stop James Harden: put the guy with a freakish wingspan on him, and bait him into taking a flaccid stepback three. This works best if Harden has already taken a bajillion shots and is super tired, so he doesn’t feel like driving or even elevating on his triple…

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Mitchell Robinson 4 Points/9 Blocks Full Highlights (11/11/2018)

Whoops! Totally forgot to write the description for this one. I’m already pretty much done with the next video, and then I look at my YouTube browser tab and see that all the info for this vid is blank! At least I remembered the thumbnail. So. Mitchell Robinson. The commentators seem to think he has…

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Mitchell Robinson 13 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (11/2/2018)

OFFICIAL 2018 DRAFTEES POWER RANKINGS (USING PER-48 WIN-SHARES [BEST STAT EVER]): 1. Robert Williams (.343, doesn’t count) 1. Mitchell Robinson (.205) 2. Deandre Ayton (.168) 3. Troy Brown (.161, also doesn’t count) 3. Hamidou Diallo (.141) 4. Jaren Jackson (.140) 5. Donte DiVincenso (.134) [POWER GAP] 9001. De’Anthony Melton (-.249) As you can see, by…

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Mitchell Robinson 11 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (10/29/2018)

I bet if you compiled a list of all the starting centers for the Knicks in the last ten years it would be a really funny list. Good names would be on it like Tyson Chandler (unless that was longer than ten years ago, all sense of time has long departed), plus some funny ones…

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