Mitchell Robinson 19 Points/21 Rebounds/6 Dunks Full Highlights (3/28/2019)

I know that Mitchell “Makin’ You Into His Mitch” Robinson gets a lot of attention for his blocked shots, but I just had a sudden epiphany: his dunks are equally as sick as, if not SICKER THAN, his blocks. I had multiple involuntary reactions while making this video, ranging from gasps of surprise, to utterances…

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Mitchell Robinson 16 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (3/22/2019)

It wasn’t that long ago that DeAndre Jordan was considered to be part of a “big three” for the Clippers. Immediately after that, he became a coveted free agent. Now, he’s on the Knicks, and nobody (I mean NOBODY) is treating the Knicks like they have a top-five center in the game. And if you…

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Mitchell Robinson 16 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (3/3/2019)

I am still waiting on a double-digit block game from Mitchell Robinson. Relatedly, I am also still waiting on a double-digit scoring game from Duncan Robinson. But that’s an issue for another day. Robinson already tries to block literally everything that he thinks he can reach, so it’s not like he isn’t trying hard enough…

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Mitchell Robinson 17 Points/6 Blocks Full Highlights (2/26/2019)

Is there a stat for blocked three-pointers? The stat for blocked shots in general, from any distance, is comically easy to track down. Even my impatient, unintelligent self can find that stat with only minimal difficulty. But is there any place that keeps track of the distance of the blocked shot? I only ask this…

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Mitchell Robinson 15 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (2/24/2019)

There was a brief period of time where all a center had to do was be able to block shots and dunk the ball sometimes and everybody would be slobbering all over their nuts no matter how good they actually were. This would have been around the time Larry Sanders was getting lots of attention…

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Mitchell Robinson 14 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (2/13/2019)

It was a real pleasure to watch Mitchell Robinson turn Joel Embiid into his bitch by dunking on him, layupping on him, and blocking his weak layups attempts. Not only did Robinson make Embiid wear a bitch diaper, but he made Embiid poop in the bitch diaper, and then he made Embiid eat the poop…

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Mitchell Robinson 15 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/9/2019)

Can someone explain to me what the heck is going in with the “block” at 0:19 of this video? It was definitely recorded as a block in the play-by-play, so Mitchell Robinson adds another to his total, but to me it looks like either not a block or a ridiculously blatant goaltend. In any case,…

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Mitchell Robinson 13 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2019)

The problem with being a dunking-only bigman is that, if your teammates don’t feel like getting you the ball where you can do something with it, you don’t get to score any points. That’s part of the reason a player like Rudy Gobert, who is somewhat reliant on feeds from other players, isn’t quite as…

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Mitchell Robinson 12 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/23/2019)

The Knicks have discovered the strategy to stop James Harden: put the guy with a freakish wingspan on him, and bait him into taking a flaccid stepback three. This works best if Harden has already taken a bajillion shots and is super tired, so he doesn’t feel like driving or even elevating on his triple…

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Mitchell Robinson 4 Points/9 Blocks Full Highlights (11/11/2018)

Whoops! Totally forgot to write the description for this one. I’m already pretty much done with the next video, and then I look at my YouTube browser tab and see that all the info for this vid is blank! At least I remembered the thumbnail. So. Mitchell Robinson. The commentators seem to think he has…

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