Monte Morris 21 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/7/2019)

It would probably be a disservice to Chris Paul if I were to compare the smooth midrange scoring game of Monte “Tay Time” Morris to the legendary midrange wizardry of CP3 (now squandered, and not just because of his injury), so I’m not going to make that comparison. It might also be an insult to…

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Monte Morris 15 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/22/2018)

I’m really digging Monte Morris’ game, but I’m not really digging his name. That’s because it combines the first name of “Monte”, which is way too close to Monta Ellis, and the last name of “Morris”, which only serves to remind me of my dislike of the Morris twins (and also my sadness that Darius…

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Monte Morris 16 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/18/2018)

Is there some kind of steroid that you can take that makes you better at basketball? If there is, the NBA should investigate Monte Morris for taking it, because going from a total afterthought in your rookie year to a top-5 backup PG getting 25 MPG in your second year is awfully suspicious. I know…

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Monte Morris 20 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2018)

OFFICIAL MONTE MORRIS ASSIST-TO-TURNOVER RATIO WATCH UPDATE: Monte Morris’ assist-to-turnover ratio is now at 5.68 to 1, dropping slightly because of his 5-assist, 1-turnover performance tonight. I previously and ignorantly thought his incredible safety with the ball was a fluke, but apparently he was doing the same exact thing in college, even setting records in…

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Monte Morris 16 Points Full Highlights (11/30/2018)

Monte Morris: top five backup PG in the league? I could go through and make a list of all the backup point guards in the league, then rank them, but that’s a lot of effort just for one video description, so I won’t bother with that. Instead, I’ll just think about the various backup point…

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Monte Morris 19 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/13/2018)

Here’s a fresh stat for all you sick, perverted statophiles out there who can’t get enough of hot, juicy NBA stats: Monte Morris has 7 turnovers against 56 assists this year. A perfect 8-to-1 assist-to-turnover ratio. That’s sick. I don’t know how it will be after tonight’s game, but before tonight’s two turnovers, he had…

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Monte Morris 15 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2018)

It has been brought to my attention that Monte “Monte’s Inferno” Morris has an astounding assist-to-turnover ratio, so I went and check it out. Indeed, the numbers are astounding for a second-year player who played just 25 total minutes in his first year: forty assists to five turnovers. Using advanced calculus and other, even more…

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Monte Morris 20 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (10/25/2018)

OFFICIAL NBA MORRISES POWER RANKINGS [RANKED ON HOW MUCH I LIKE THEM] 1. Monte Morris. Here’s a guy that barely played in his rookie season (he appeared in a grand total of three games) – now he’s getting 20 MPG as the primary backup PG for the Nuggets. How can you not like that? Twenty…

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Monte Morris 10 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/9/2018)

Monte “Monte Carlo Simulation” Morris, in his first real action for the Nuggets, showed more, I think, the Emmanuel Mudiay had all season. That’s an exaggeration, but can you blame me for being hyped? This is just like yesterday when Luke Kornet scored 11, except that was his real debut and Morris had already played…

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