Myles Turner 20 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (12/31/2018)

Myles Turner is right there in the running with D.J. Wilson for the “Player Who Most Looks Like a Roided-Out WNBA Player” (PWMLLAROWP) award. Both of them have the “ponytail high up on the head” thing which is a common look in the WNBA. However, Wilson loses points because he has facial hair. I could…

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Myles Turner 24 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2018)

Myles Turner has had three twenty-point games in his past four outings after not scoring above that mark even once at any point during the rest of the season. His field goal attempts are also way up. Somebody must have told him, “Myles, it’s nice that you want to defer to your teammates, but you’re…

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Myles Turner 26 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (12/10/2018)

Attention pizza purveyors: if you offer pesto as one of your toppings, you should put in big letters next to its location in the list “WARNING: MAY OVERPOWER THE ENTIRE REST OF THE PIZZA WITH ITS BASILINESS”. At my old pizza place (RIP), I liked getting pesto with pepperoni. That’s it. Two toppings, and it…

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Myles Turner 18 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (12/4/2018)

About two years ago, I repeatedly made the (then possibly controversial) observation that Myles Turner might be better than Jabari Parker, and that he was the one I would choose if forced to pick between the two. That was during the 2016-17 season; how are things different now? Neither one is playing as well as…

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Myles Turner 24 Points Full Highlights (4/1/2018)

Myles Turner 24 Points Full Highlights (4/1/2018) | DownIns – NBA Video’ –Like And Subscribe For More! Follow me on Twitter – https://twitter.com/downtobuck Boxscore – DISCLAIMER – All clips property of the NBA. No copyright infringement is intended, all videos are edited to follow the “Free Use” guideline of YouTube. __ __

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Myles Turner 25 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2018)

I have heard people claim, people who feign knowledge of matters NBA-related, that Myles Turner is lacking somewhat in the “Basketball IQ” department. I just snort-laughed a little bit, because their claims are not only easily refutable, but born from deep-seated jealously. There are jealous because Turner has a sweet RAINBOW JUMPER, while their own…

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Myles Turner 24 Points Full Highlights (3/7/2018)

I don’t get why Myles Turner has to be so inconsistent. Here’s what I’ve gleaned from compiling his highlights over three NBA seasons: if you want him to score points, just run pick-and-pops with him. Teams are willing to let him have the jumper a lot of the time, so he should take the jumper,…

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Myles Turner 24 Points Full HIghlights (2/26/2018)

Myles Turner averages 20 points per game against the Mavericks, the most versus any team in the NBA. Before you act all impressed, I didn’t come up with that stat. For once, one of those usually-lame factoids that the television people bring up was somewhat interesting to me. So why is this? Why does Turner…

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Myles Turner 22 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (1/29/2018)

I hadn’t really noticed that he was gone in the first place (Sabonis is bae), but Myles Turner is back! Somehow the news of his injury had escaped me; I figured I wasn’t doing highlights of him because he was in a slump of epic proportions. Nope! He was injured, and now he’s back, and…

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Myles Turner 23 Points/6 Blocks Full Highlights (12/23/2017)

DTB’S OFFICIAL GAMEPLAN IF HE WAS COACH OF THE PACERS: 1. Spam pick-and-pops with Myles Turner until the opponent ragequits 2. Spam pick-and-pops with Sabonis and Young if Turner ever needs to come out of the game for some reason, but Turner shouldn’t get tired because he won’t need to play defense in this new…

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