E’Twaun Moore 24 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2018)

If you’re going to watch one E’Twaun Moore video this year, make it this one. Obviously, you’re going to watch them all, now and forever, but hypothetically if someone had a gun to your ahead and said they’d pull the trigger if you watched more than one highlights package depicting Moore, this would be the…

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E’Twaun Moore 31 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2018)

E’Twaun Moore floater-ilation: Y/N? Arguments in favor of Y: -He has (according to Ian Eagle) the best floater in the NBA -Someone who is the best at something should be recognized with an -ilation -I like E’Twaun Moore -Would make up for the surprisingly lame Anthony Davis dunkilation Arguments in favor of N: -Difficulty nailing…

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E’Twaun Moore 30 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2018)

E’Twaun Moore: best second-round pick of the 2011 draft? Trick question! The best second-round pick of the 2011 draft was Isaiah Thomas, though Moore comes in either second or third depending on your opinion of Chandler Parsons. Or fourth, if you really like Bojan Bogdanovic. And I personally really like Jon Leuer, as well as…

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Julius Randle 26 Points/0 Missed Shots Full Highlights (11/5/2018)

What happened to the Pelicans? They’re still my darkhorse WCF team, because they always will be, forever and ever until the earth splits in two and demons emerge from hell to torment us for eternity, but it’s looking less likely than at the start of the year. That 149-point drubbing of the Kings (rereading that…

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Julius Randle 29 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2018)

At the time of this writing, Julius Randle is scoring 18 PPG in just 23 MPG. That puts him 12th in the league in per-36 scoring when you exclude players like Chris Boucher and Brad Wanamaker who obviously don’t count. He’s also the best off-the-bench scorer outside of Boban Marjanovic. All this is setting him…

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E’Twaun Moore 21 Points Full Highlights (10/31/2018)

Never is E’Twaun Moore’s “Eat One More” nickname more appropriate than on Halloween night. My apartment doesn’t get a whole lot of trick-or-treating visitors, but I do get a couple, so I make sure to have a bowl of candy at the ready for all the little goblins and witches and superheroes. The way I…

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Nikola Mirotic 26 Points Full Highlights (10/31/2018)

Nikola Mirotic is edging towards being too good for my channel at this point. I’ll give it a few more weeks, but if he’s still averaging 23, he’s outta here. I’ve already excised Tim Hardaway Jr., more because his game pisses me off than anything, but also because he’s scoring 25 a game. Mirotic’s game…

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Julius Randle 24 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (10/29/2018)

I know that Julius Randle’s career is just getting started, but it’s never too early to start thinking about how you’ll make money once the spigot of NBA checks dries up. And in Julius’ case, I have the perfect solution. Its essential essence can be distilled into three words: Orange. Julius. Empire. Think about it….

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Nikola Mirotic 25 Points Full Highlights (10/27/2018)

Nikola Mirotic’s blazing start is officially over. Games of 30 and 36 were followed by games of 18 and 10. Still a decent average, but not as decent as his average after two. It was fun while it lasted. We will never forget the night he helped the Pelicans almost drop a 150-burger in regulation….

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