Darius Miller 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/26/2018)

DeMarcus Cousins got in one final triple-double before his Achilles tendon snapped like an overstretched rubber band, and he has Darius “Driller” Miller to thank for it. If I was Miller, I wouldn’t send my get-well-soon basket of flowers and booze until Cousins sent me a similar basket as a token of his appreciation for…

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Jrue Holiday 27 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/20/2018)

Jrue Holiday is way more of an All-Star this year than he was the year he actually was an All-Star (friggin’ six years ago, where did the time go?), but he’s got pretty much a 0% chance of making it because Curry, Paul, Westbrook, and Lillard are all better than him. He’s averaging 19/5 on…

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Darius Miller 17 Points Full Highlights (1/17/2018)

The Pelicans’ commentators didn’t mention it during this game that I heard, but they’ve mentioned it in the past: Darius Miller’s shot is flat AF. Like Chandler Parsons levels of flat. So flat that I wonder how those line drives ever go into the rim. Is that the shot he dominated Germany with, leading his…

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Ian Clark 15 Points Full Highlights (1/16/2018)

For some reason that I can’t figure out, Warriors fans no longer want to watch Ian Clark videos. Come on Warriors fans! Clark is still here, he’s still good (that’s a lie but don’t tell anyone shhhhh), and he won you guys a chip so you should show your support by watching him score 15…

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Jrue Holiday 31 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2018)

I don’t know what the deal is, but I don’t even really like Jrue Holiday. His brother Justin is so much cooler. Taller, better hair, looks like an emoji, he’s just got so many positive attributes. What does Jrue have. A laughable All-Star appearance, and the chance to be part of a big 2.5 with…

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Darius Miller 16 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2018)

Darius Miller was pretty spicy there for a stretch of the season from early November to early December. He was regularly putting up double-digit points and getting as many as two or three rebounds per contest. For a player of D-Mill’s caliber, who was out of the league for two years, that’s good enough to…

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E’Twaun Moore 23 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2018)

OFFICIAL GUARDS WHO PLAY MORE THAN FIFTEEN MINUTES PER GAME SORTED BY FIELD GOAL PERCENTAGE POWER RANKINGS 1. JaKarr Sampson (59.1%) [what the hell, I guess I should have put a game restriction on this list since he’s only played in six of them] 2. E’Twaun Moore (54.6%) [I honestly thought he would be first,…

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Ian Clark 19 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (12/23/2017)

This video should be considered a Christmas present to none other than Ian Clark himself, because nobody else cares about him enough for a highlight video of his on-court exploits to count as a “gift”. Since this video is for Clark and Clark only, I have attached a personal message to him: “Hey Ian, The…

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Jrue Holiday 37 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2017)

Jrue Holiday and E’Twaun Moore must have set some kind of tandem scoring/efficiency records tonight. 16 out of 21 for Holiday, 15 out of 20 for Moore, D’Antoni-ball was in full force tonight. Both of them cooled off a bit later in the game, for a while it looked like we were going to get…

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E’Twaun Moore Career High 36 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2017)

You have two cookies. You eat one. What do you do next? E’twaun Moore! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!! (Special thanks to YouTube user Kyle Lowry (presumably not the real deal) for that joke. You da real MVP) I chose the right Pelicans game to watch tonight. One of my favorite role-players, E’Twaun Moore, having the game of…

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