Jordan Crawford 13 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2018)

I’m a little bit confused right now. When did the Pelicans sign Jordan Crawford? He was on the team at the beginning of the season and played two games for them before getting cut. Or was he just injured all this time and they never cut him at all? This is one of those times…

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Nikola Mirotic 31 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2018)

Someone needs to explain to Nikola Mirotic the concept of a “playoff beard”, because whatever idea he has about it, however he thinks it works, it’s wrong. Can’t argue with the results, though. Two games without the beard equals two games of 25 and 31 points equals two Pelicans victories. If he thinks “playoff beard”…

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E’Twaun Moore 30 Points Full Highlights (4/4/2018)

I’m not sure, but I think those were some “M-V-P” chants there at the end of the video for E’Twaun Moore. It kinda sounded like there were only a few dudes doing it, but I think it counts. Add Moore to the list of NBA players who have received sarcastic chants for them to receive…

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Nikola Mirotic 25 Points Full Highlights (4/4/2018)

Ah. Ahhhh. AAAAHHH! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! Nikola Mirotic dropped 25 points tonight, which is really cool and there is nothing different or weird or abhorrent about the way he looks at all. Everything’s the same in Mirotic-world. This is the same Mirotic we’ve been seeing for years now, except he’s in a Pelicans jersey. All good. Yup….

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Nikola Mirotic 20 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2018)

It’s official: Nikola Mirotic regressed HARD when he got traded from the Bulls to the Pelicans. The Pelicans thought they were getting a sharp-shooting stretch four, but what they really got was a guy who can’t even shoot over 40% from the field. Why did he regress so drastically? -The threat of Bobby Portis punching…

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Jrue Holiday Triple Double 21 Pts/11 Rebs/11 Asts/2 Blks Full Highlights (3/27/2018)

Jrue Holiday did a lot of great stuff tonight, accumulating enough units for what is commonly known as a “triple-double”, which seems to be some sort of statistical feat. I can’t figure out the exact specifics, but everyone seems to think they’re really good, so I’ll roll with it. But the best part of his…

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Jrue Holiday 26 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/22/2018)

Jrue Holiday is coming off of games of seven and ten points. Every time I ask myself “why do I continue to make Jrue Holiday highlight videos even when he is clearly far too good of a player to appear on my channel,” it seems like he telepathically hears my question and re-solidifies his spot…

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E’Twaun Moore 23 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2018)

E’Twaun Moore is basically the third banana in New Orleans now that DeMarcus Cousins’s head got exploded because his headband was too tight. On the list of all third bananas in the league, maybe he’d rate somewhere in the middle? Not as good as Klay Thompson, but way better than whatever scrublord is third banana…

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Ian Clark 19 Points Full Highlights (3/20/2018)

Ian “The Clarksman” Clark did me a favor by having a good scoring game immediately after I conceived of his new moniker. Now I look like a genius for coming up with a nickname that praises his shooting ability. For now, just pretend that this video isn’t nothing but floaters, and also pretend that floaters…

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Ian Clark 16 Points Full Highlights (3/15/2018)

The minimal amount of attention that Ian Clark got while he was on the Warriors has faded completely away, leaving Clark to be nothing but an ignored sharpshooter on a good, but not great, playoff team. From bandwagon fans pretending they knew who he was to nobody even pretending to care because they don’t know…

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