Anthony Morrow 23 Points Full Highlights (3/31/2014)

Anthony Morrow is always so hyped up. He realizes the nature of the NBA; that a bench player like him needs to make his presence felt in ways other than pure ability. Like getting really excited about things and saying “let’s fucking go” after hitting a shot. Go where? He was a little too eager…

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Anthony Morrow 20 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2014)

“I don’t know about this, Tyreke,” Anthony said worriedly, staring with distrust at the blender of protein shake sitting on the table in front of him. “I’m just fine the way I am.” “No you ain’t, dog,” Tyreke responded. “You once posted up a chair and lost. You the skinniest dude in the league fo’…

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Darius Miller Career High 16 Points Full Highlights (3/26/2014)

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a player work harder for points than D-Mill does in this game. Poor little Darren Collison was matched up on the larger Miller for most of the night, and Miller took this as a cue to harass him at every turn with his tight handles and wet jumper. Layups?…

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Anthony Morrow 27 Points Full Highlights (3/26/2014)

Tickets are now on sale for my next seminar, which is entitled “Anthony Morrow: The Best Role-Player Ever?” At this talk, I will lay out my argument for Anthony Morrow being better than any current or past role-player in terms of playing his role. Some guy on YouTube called DownToBuck (that’s me!) has made some…

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Luke Babbitt 11 Points/3 Threes Full Highlights (3/21/2014)

Luke “Babbers” Babbitt might have the ugliest haircut in the NBA. Actually, it’s a tie between him and Andrei Kirilenko; both have the “hair helmet” thing going, and both of them look stupid. News flash: it’s not the 60’s anymore, half the Beatles are dead, and mod fashion is no longer what’s “in”. Now, if…

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Al-Farouq Aminu 19 Points/10 Rebounds Full Highlights (3/19/2014)

Al-Farouq Aminu was on his way to the locker room when a voice issued forth from a dumpster. “Psst, Al-Farouq! Get in here!” Startled, Al-Farouq looked into the bin to find Anthony Davis huddled in the bottom. “Man, I don’t know if we’re both going to fit in there. You look kinda cramped already,” Al-Farouq…

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Austin Rivers 14 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (3/12/2014)

You aren’t gonna win many games in the NBA when your fourth quarter offense consists entirely of Austin Rivers. All 5 shots, made or assisted by the guy who was probably the worst player in the league last year. Though to be fair, he had a really good night, with some nice finishes at the…

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Eric Gordon 29 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/4/2014)

If Eric Gordon were a subgenre of rock music, what subgenre would he be? This is a tough question to answer since rock is an extremely broad musical genre, encompassing almost any form of guitar-based music. My first inclination is that Eric Gordon would be 70’s Psychedelic Rock, since that genre is very free-flowing and…

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Anthony Davis 28 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2014)

Tyreke Evans walked into the locker room before the game holding a large box. He set it down and opened it, revealing a purple, green, and yellow cake. “Look what I got us! A little something special for Mardi Gras! A kingcake! I thought we could have maybe a little snack before the game. Everyone…

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Austin Rivers 19 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2014)

Austin Rivers has elevated himself from “worst rookie PER ever” (5.9 LOL are you serious?) to “bad backup PG, worse than Brian Roberts”. This is an impressive leap for a guy I thought would never have positive win-shares. It’s doubtful that he ever lives up to the hype of his high-school days, but if he…

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