Frank Ntilikina 16 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2020)

Frank Ntilkina has been hovering around an average of ten points per 36 minutes all three years he’s been in the league. This season, that puts him at 263 out of 287 players who meet the unknowable qualification criteria for appearing on basketball-reference’s per-36 scoring leaderboards (by the way, Kenrich Williams really sucks). Ntilkina’s shooting…

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RJ Barrett 19 Points Full Highlights (1/7/2020)

The answer to the question “Who on the Knicks will step up in the absence of Marcus Morris?”: nobody. Nobody stepped up and the result was getting drubbed by the Lakers in a game that was essentially over in the third quarter and where the Knicks went 4-of-20 from three. But rookie RJ Barrett made…

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RJ Barrett 24 Points Full Highlights (1/5/2020)

Advanced stats nerds will pull out all sorts of math-y mumbo-jumbo to try and tell unsuspecting fans that RJ Barrett isn’t a very good basketball player. That is their whole reason for existing, to “inform” people that good players are actually bad and, similarly, that bad players are actually good. They love it. It gets…

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Bobby Portis 20 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2020)

I just want to say something, maybe it’s not going to be about Bobby Portis, but this is my video, I can put whatever I want in the description and no one can stop me, so there: Red Gatorade isn’t even good. To clarify, since there may be multiple varieties of Gatorade that are a…

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Marcus Morris 25 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2020)

Marcus Morris has cooled off from three, but he’s still sitting at around 45 percent from deep on the season, and we’re almost half-way through the season. The REALLY nerdy advanced-stat nerds will claim that even a full-season sample size is not enough to accurately judge the quality of a three-point shooter, but I remain…

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Frank Ntilikina 9 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (1/1/2020)

Another glimmering flash of potential before another string of games of bland mediocrity. Yawn. Wake me up when Frank Ntilikina puts together a serious run of nice performances and then I’ll get excited. For now, I’ll leave it to the Knicks fans among us to get excited. I won’t even blame them; their team just…

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Mitchell Robinson Career High 22 Points/0 Missed Field Goals Full Highlights (1/1/2020)

Mitchell Robinson went a perfect 11-of-11 tonight, which, according to my calculations, is the best shooting performance, considering percentage and volume, of the decade. Note: as of the time of this writing, the current decade is approximately .02 percent complete, so it is likely that by the end of it, Robinson will not have the…

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Marcus Morris 22 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2019)

Amount of two-point field goals the Brooklyn Nets made tonight: 8. Amount of two-point field goals Marcus Morris made tonight: 7. I was really hoping that Morris would have outtwopointed the Nets as a team just by himself (that honor goes to Julius Randle instead) but alas, he was one midrange jumper short. I don’t…

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R.J. Barrett 18 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2019)

Sources within the Barrett family have furnished me with a full copy of R.J. Barrett’s christmas wish list, which I am now posting here with no edits or commentary: -An authentic NBA Rookie of the Year trophy -A real Snuggie (not the weird off-brands that you get from Chinese sellers on Amazon) -Get Bobby Portis…

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Damyean Dotson 19 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2019)

As if Knicks fans don’t have it bad enough, it turns out that the shoulder surgery that Damyean Dotson had over the off-season has completely destroyed his jumper. After he developed into a decent role-player in his second season, I’m sure Knicks fans had hopes that Dotson’s development would continue into his third year, but…

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