Luke Kornet 23 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/13/2019)

For stretches of this game, Luke “The Korndog” Kornet was making Joel “Embad” Embiid’s life very difficult. This is despite a seeming two inch difference in height and a 150-pound difference in weight. Nowhere was this better exemplified than the sequence that saw Embiid throw up a weak shot at the rim, look for a…

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Kevin Knox Career High 31 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2019)

There are lot of mean things I can say about Kevin Knox. The following list of mean things does not even encompass all of the mean things that I would be able to come up with if you gave me, like an hour just to think: -He certainly appears to be a fan of New…

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Emmanuel Mudiay 21 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2019)

Whose idea was it to put this Knicks versus Pacers game on ESPN? I know, I know, you don’t want to show the same few teams over and over again, not every game should be Warriors versus Rockets, you want to show the entire league even if they’re not that good or exciting. But this…

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Mario Hezonja 19 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2019)

Nineteen points is Mario “The Croat GOAT” Hezonja’s highest-scoring game this season, despite the fact that he scored twenty or more six times last season. Again, this brings up the eternal question: is he getting misused by Fiz, or does hes just suck? As is usual for me, I don’t know the answer, but I…

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Kevin Knox 18 Points Full Highlights (1/1/2019)

New Years’s resolution for Kevin Knox: turn all these sick first-quarter performances into sick full-game performances. There’s probably some stats out there that illustrate his hot starts more exactly, but I’m feeling like, right now, he’s scoring roughly 90 percent of his points in the opening 12 minutes of games. If that was indeed his…

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Luke Kornet 19 Points Full Highlights (1/1/2019)

Luke “The Korndog” Kornet continues to make certain other Turkish centers on the Knicks obsolete by being an elite three-point threat. Sure, his rebounding is absolutely pathetic compared to Kanter, and his presence inside is practically non-existent, but he’s probably at least on par with Kanter on the defensive end so it’s just a matter…

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Noah Vonleh 15 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/27/2018)

Noah Vonleh has now earned a rightful reputation as a “Giannis Stopper”. His wide body, athleticism, and fearless bodily sacrifices make him the perfect guy to slow down Giannis’ relentless drives. By virtue of this “Giannis Stopper” status alone, Vonleh will continue to get NBA contracts for at least the next five years. Throw in…

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Luke Kornet Career High 23 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (12/27/2018)

Anyone else getting vibes from the time Kyrie Irving went into Madison Square Garden and scored 41 points while wearing a mask? Those are the vibes I am receiving from this 23-point game by Luke “Kornhole” Kornet. There’s just something about putting on a mask that makes a performance seem way more special. Like the…

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Kevin Knox 21 Points Full Highlights (12/25/2018)

A Bucks game on Christmas! I never thought I’d live to see the day. The Bucks have been so bad, so consistently, that them being good still feels like I’m part of a very fun dream and the dream is about to get even funner when my middle school English teacher who I had a…

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Kevin Knox 24 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2018)

Jarrett Jack got waived by the Pelicans before the season started after a reasonably successful season with the Knicks. And with his waivement, the most punchable face in the league departed, never to be seen again. First Corey Maggette, then Matt Barnes, and now Jack, the visages which I most want to smash with my…

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