Damyean Dotson 26 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/10/2019)

Based solely on this 26/6/6 statline (a line which I call the “number of the beast” statline, because players who achieve it are usually beasts), I’m gonna go ahead and say that Damyean Dotson is the next Tyreke Evans. That sounds awesome, doesn’t it? Who wouldn’t want a player who compares favorably to a former…

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Allonzo Trier 29 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2019)

“29 points for Allonzo Trier!” you mutter to yourself excitedly as you open the latest DTB video in your web browser and push ‘play’. “This will doubtlessly be an entertaining highlight video worthy of my precious time, a resource that I have a limited amount of!” Wrong. You’re wrong. And dumb. This video is not…

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Mitchell Robinson 16 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (3/3/2019)

I am still waiting on a double-digit block game from Mitchell Robinson. Relatedly, I am also still waiting on a double-digit scoring game from Duncan Robinson. But that’s an issue for another day. Robinson already tries to block literally everything that he thinks he can reach, so it’s not like he isn’t trying hard enough…

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Noah Vonleh 17 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2019)

A quick glance at Noah Vonleh’s game logs shows his last two games to be the best two-game scoring stretch of his career. 16 points last game, 17 points this game, one point better than when he scored 10 then 22 earlier this year. What I’m trying to get at here is that this is…

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Noah Vonleh 16 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2019)

I am continually surprised by how low Noah Vonleh’s scoring output is. My designation for him in my mind has been replaced with “decent role player” from “bust”, and with that designation change comes a certain expectation of scoring. He did manage to get a 22-point game this season, by far a career-high, but other…

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Henry Ellenson 13 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2019)

This thirteen-point outing from Henry Ellenson is basically just as good as his previous game, where he also scored thirteen points (a game which will also be known to future generations of NBA fans as the “Ellenson Breakout Game”). Sure, the 13/5/0 statline looks objectively worse than the previous 13/9/5 statline, but that’s why I…

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Allonzo Trier 22 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2019)

Allonzo Trier really likes to shoot shots (to the detriment of every other part of his game and probably to the detriment of his teammates too). This makes me wonder: was Trier’s development screwed up by Tim Hardaway Jr.’s presence on the team for the first two-thirds of the season, or was Trier going to…

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Emmanuel Mudiay 19 Points Full Highlights (2/26/2019)

Well, the Knicks won this game, which means they are OFFICIALLY on their second winning streak of the season. That’s good news for fans who watch Knicks games hoping for well-played basketball resulting in a W, but bad news for fans who want to tank so that KD and Kyrie have a budding superstar to…

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Mitchell Robinson 17 Points/6 Blocks Full Highlights (2/26/2019)

Is there a stat for blocked three-pointers? The stat for blocked shots in general, from any distance, is comically easy to track down. Even my impatient, unintelligent self can find that stat with only minimal difficulty. But is there any place that keeps track of the distance of the blocked shot? I only ask this…

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Henry Ellenson 13 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/26/2019)

I would totally bet money that one of Henry Ellenson’s childhood dreams growing up was that he would be the recipient of a Mike Breen “BANG!” one day. A lot of kids have run-of-the-mill fantasies about making the winning shot in the finals, or doing a windmill slam dunk in front of the girl they…

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