Luke Kornet 17 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (3/30/2019)

Luke Kornet was heading towards the locker room when his eye happened to catch something sitting on top of a nearby trash can. It looked like food. Walking over to take a closer look, Luke’s suspicions were confirmed: it was food. Nearly untouched and looking rather pristine, the tray of corndogs still, if Luke got…

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Kadeem Allen 18 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2019)

Kadeem “Kadeem Albdul Jabbar” Allen has been a nice surprise for the Knicks as they tank out the rest of their season. This, for me, is what the NBA is all about: horrible teams finding diamonds in the rough during the last few weeks of the year that they can maybe use next season while…

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Mitchell Robinson 19 Points/21 Rebounds/6 Dunks Full Highlights (3/28/2019)

I know that Mitchell “Makin’ You Into His Mitch” Robinson gets a lot of attention for his blocked shots, but I just had a sudden epiphany: his dunks are equally as sick as, if not SICKER THAN, his blocks. I had multiple involuntary reactions while making this video, ranging from gasps of surprise, to utterances…

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Kadeem Allen 16 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2019)

I’m trying to figure out what the threshhold is for Mike Breen to exclaim “BANG!” as opposed to “it’s good!” as opposed to something prosaic like “____ with the three-pointer.” When Kadeem Allen hit a go-ahead three with seven minutes to go in the game, I thought we might get treated to a signature Breen…

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Emmanuel Mudiay 26 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/24/2019)

After watching Emmanuel Mudiay play relatively well for the past two weeks, I feel comfortable making the following assertion with OFFICIAL OFFICIALITY: Mudiay will definitely be playing in the NBA next season, and not somewhere weird like China or Lithuania or India (where he would average 100 points and zero assists per game). This outcome…

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Emmanuel Mudiay 21 Points Full Highlights (3/22/2019)

Emmanuel Mudiay certainly went into this game wiht one thing on his mind: getting sweet, succulent REVENGE on the Denver Nuggets, the team that drafted him and then threw him to the gutter like a bag of moldy tangerines. This burning desire of Mudiay’s to have a REVENGE GAME against the Nuggs is probably what…

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Mitchell Robinson 16 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (3/22/2019)

It wasn’t that long ago that DeAndre Jordan was considered to be part of a “big three” for the Clippers. Immediately after that, he became a coveted free agent. Now, he’s on the Knicks, and nobody (I mean NOBODY) is treating the Knicks like they have a top-five center in the game. And if you…

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Damyean Dotson 21 Points Full Highlights (3/20/2019)

Shouldn’t Knicks fans be talking more about Damyean Dotson being their 6th man shooter of the future? When I start off a description with a question like that, the answer is always “yes”. It’s like “Betteridge’s Law of Headlines”, except reversed, because in that law the answer is always “no”. So, yes, Knicks fans should…

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Kevin Knox 27 Points Full Highlights (3/20/2019)

I will give Kevin Knox credit: he definitely fits the physical profile of an NBA player. He’s in that Aaron Gordon mold of player where he’s tall-ish but doesn’t need or want to play like a big man. And Aaron Gordon is a good NBA player. Good enough to be kicked off my channel, anyway…

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Allonzo Trier 22 Points Full Highlights (3/18/2019)

I am getting confused right now. Who exactly is the Knicks’ shooting guard of the future? Is it Damyean Dotson or Allonzo Trier? Both of them are averaging around ten points per game, but often have games where they score way more than that, and neither of them was expected to do a whole lot…

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