Allonzo Trier 23 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2018)

I was not previously aware of the nickname “Iso Zo” for Allonzo Trier. I like it! Who came up with it? I want to shake their hand and say “you did a good job of creating that nickname”. If I was assigned that task, I would’ve come up with something lame like “Ball-onzo” or “Funk…

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Frank Ntilikina 16 Points Full Highlights (10/29/2018)

Stephen Curry did us the favor of gracing us with a brand-new, never-heard-before nickname for Frank Ntilikina. It was creative, audacious, topical and relevant. Many other adjectives could be applied successfully to this wonderful new nickname creation. When I first heard it I was eager to start using it in my video descriptions. It spoke…

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Mitchell Robinson 11 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (10/29/2018)

I bet if you compiled a list of all the starting centers for the Knicks in the last ten years it would be a really funny list. Good names would be on it like Tyson Chandler (unless that was longer than ten years ago, all sense of time has long departed), plus some funny ones…

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Frank Ntilikina 17 Points Full Highlights (10/26/2018)

This is the kind of game that you can build off of if you’re the Knicks. Sure, they ended up getting blown out in the end (and it will pay off when Durant decides to join them this offseason), but they were close for a big part of the game, and a big part of…

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Damyean Dotson 20 Points Full Highlights (10/24/2018)

The Knicks scoring only 87 points seems ridiculously bad right now. The league average for points per team per game is around 174 right now, by my calculations (which involved math). 87 is just not good enough. Looking at the boxscore, there were a lot of culprits for the meager offensive output. All the supposedly…

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Mario Hezonja 18 Points Full Highlights (10/22/2018)

Big props to Mario Hezonja tonight for not only scoring 18 points (which is a good amount for him), but for accepting the task of guarding Giannis Antetokounmpo and not getting as obliterated as one would think he would. He couldn’t really stop him, because no one really can, but he did what he could…

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Allonzo Trier 15 Points Full Highlights (10/20/2018)

Okay. So now we know that the fifteen points Allonzo Trier scored in his rookie debut were not a fluke. A fluke would not happen twice. That would contradict the very definition of a “fluke”. We can say with relative certainty that Trier is a player who is easily capable of scoring fifteen non-flukey points…

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Tim Hardaway Jr. 29 Points Full Highlights (10/19/2018)

If Tim Hardaway Jr. even slightly keeps this up over the next few weeks, he’s going find himself banished from my channel. It happened to Victor Oladipo last year just like it’s happened with many others in the past. I am not afraid to deem role-players not role-playery enough for inclusion in my sacred archivium….

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Kevin Knox 17 Points Full Highlights (10/19/2018)

Coach Fizdale was really reaming out Kevin “School of Hard” Knox there after that last three. I have no idea what constitutes “good basketball” and my only judge of success is if a shot went in, so everything looked fine to me, but Knox must have really messed something up for his coach to be…

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Enes Kanter 29 Points Full Highlights (10/19/2018)

The age of Enes Kanter shooting jumpers is over. There were multiple possessions early on in this game where Jarrett Allen was dropping way back on him as he stood at the elbow, and he didn’t even look to shoot. This lends credence to my theory that Russell Westbrook demands that his teammates shoot it…

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