Kevin Knox 21 Points Full Highlights (12/25/2018)

A Bucks game on Christmas! I never thought I’d live to see the day. The Bucks have been so bad, so consistently, that them being good still feels like I’m part of a very fun dream and the dream is about to get even funner when my middle school English teacher who I had a…

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Kevin Knox 24 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2018)

Jarrett Jack got waived by the Pelicans before the season started after a reasonably successful season with the Knicks. And with his waivement, the most punchable face in the league departed, never to be seen again. First Corey Maggette, then Matt Barnes, and now Jack, the visages which I most want to smash with my…

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Emmanuel Mudiay 32 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2018)

Man, at some point I should stop being surprised when Emmanuel Mudiay scores 30 or more, because he’s doing it regularly now, but it’s insane to me every time. No one has yet satisfactorily answered my question of “how is this happening?”. I suspect that that’s because there are no answers that make any sort…

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Mario Hezonja 14 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2018)

Just putting it out there: I am not salty at all over the fact that Mario “Crobe” Hezonja dunked “on” Giannis Antetokounmpo and then, on his way back up the court, stepped over his vanquished foe’s dunked-on body laying prone on the hardwood. It’s easy to say that he’s not good enough to do stuff…

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Emmanuel Mudiay 32 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2018)

I was, before Emmanuel Mudiay decided to be all good all of a sudden for no reason, ready to see him sent off to China in a 16th-century trading vessel in exchange for a literal boatload of exotic spices and fragrances. That’s where he started his career, and I thought that’s where he’d continue finishing…

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Kevin Knox 20 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2018)

Don’t look now, but Kevin Knox is averaging 10 points per game. If he keeps up this production, you will be able to look back on his rookie season five years from now and say “wow he was a pretty decent scorer for a rookie”. It’s the kind of season that doesn’t look out of…

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Emmanuel Mudiay Career High 34 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (12/14/2018)

Welcome to the club, Hornets fans. The club we are talking about is a very exclusive one, the “Butts Kicked By Emmanuel Mudiay Hitting A Whole Bunch Of Ridiculous Shots In An Overtime Game” club. And as I sit here watching morose Hornets fans trickling in with a face like “what the frick just happened”,…

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Luke Kornet 13 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/14/2018)

Luke “American Porzingis” Kornet had played in seven games this season prior to tonight without making a single field goal. It’s not like he was playing major minutes, but still. That’s not how you want to start off a season, by firing blanks in your first seven appearances. Clyde Frazier mentioned that the Knicks had…

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Frank Ntilikina 16 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2018)

After games scoring eighteen and now sixteen points, it appears that Frank Ntilikina has emerged from the other side of the severe slump that he was in. I don’t want to get hyperbolic and call it the return of “VINTAGE NTILIKINA”, because such a construct does not exist, but it should be heartening for Knicks…

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Frank Ntilikina 18 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2018)

We just witnessed, by far, the most explosive scoring outburst that Frank Ntilikina has ever had. Maybe really ever, usually I mean “in the NBA” when I say “ever”, but not this time. I really think that maybe this was the hottest he had ever been on the basketball court. If you just watched this…

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