Amar’e Stoudemire All 76 Dunks Full Highlights (2013-14 Season Dunkilation)

Pushing the call button next to his bed urgently, Amar’e Stoudemire waited for his live-in nurse to arrive next to his bed. In a few seconds, Sherie rushed in, looking concerned. “What is it, Amar’e?” “Take me to the hologram projector, Sherie. I have some stuff I need to watch.” Sherie rolled her eyes. “Oh,…

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Beno Udrih 14 Points Full Highlights (4/21/2014)

Beno Udrih has not gotten much burn this year. In theory the Knicks could have used somebody like him; a point guard who likes to pass but can also score a little bit. Alas, he remained buried on the bench even after a few good games because Mike Woodson fancies himself a basketball savant but…

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Cole Aldrich Career High 13 Points/16 Rebounds/5 Blocks Full Highlights (4/16/2014)

At the end of last year I made some Cole Aldrich highlights where he got a career high in points, rebounds and blocks. Guess what. He did it again! Cole Aldrich is officially a member of DownToBuck’s “End of the Year All-Star Team”. He sucks (or rather, doesn’t get any minutes) for the entire year,…

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Toure’ Murry 15 Points Full Highlights (4/16/2014)

The Knicks’ season blissfully comes to an end with a lineup decision that many Knicks fans were clamoring for since the start of the season: big minutes for Toure’ Murry! He has some big advantages over the other point guards that the Knicks trotted out this season: he’s not as fat as Felton, and he’s…

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Shannon Brown 14 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (4/15/2014)

Shannon “Shan-wow” Brown is known as a dunker and nothing else. He got some national spotlight when he was with the Lakers, but has since vanished from the minds of NBA fans. I wasn’t even really aware that he was on the Knicks or that he was even in the league this year. This tells…

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Amar’e Stoudemire 24 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (4/11/2014)

Amar’e Stoudemire, alone in his dingy one-bedroom apartment, sat down at his rickety desk. Even this small amount of movement caused him to wince in pain and clutch his back. The sand in his life’s hourglass was quickly running down to nothing, and there was important business to attend to. “Dear Steve,” he wrote. “I…

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Tim Hardaway Jr. 17 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2014)

For a team that still has playoff aspirations, the Knicks didn’t show much in their blowout loss to the Lakers last night. Where’s the urgency? Do they suck because they ‘don’t know how to win’? Does the other team ‘want it more than them’? It baffles me that sports pundits and commentators still use phrases…

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Amar’e Stoudemire 22 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (3/21/2014)

That fat lady is still up there, singing her heart out. Amar’e Stoudemire still has something to offer a team. Is that team the Knicks? Probably. His unique skillset of not playing defense and getting hot once every other game is well suited to the Knicks. If he got traded to, say, a contender, they…

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Tim Hardaway Jr. 22 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2014)

You have 10 seconds to give me one compelling reason that Tim Hardaway Jr. shouldn’t win the Rookie of the Year award. Time’s up. I thought so. No, “MCW has better stats” does not qualify as a compelling reason. I bet Hardaway could get some pretty sick stats too if he was given the keys…

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Cole Aldrich Career High 12 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (3/12/2014)

It only makes sense that, in his first career start, Cole Aldrich would score a career high. This is the first time any team has had enough confidence in him (actually every other big on the Knicks is dead and Cole is not, but that’s basically the same thing as confidence anyway) for him to…

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