Chris Copeland 13 Points Full Highlights (2/20/2013)

I feel kind of bad for making this video. Yeah, Chris Copeland scored 13, but when you watch this video you will see how much of a joke it was. The Pacers seem totally uninterested in playing defense. That or the Prigioni-Copeland pick-and-roll is the most devastating in the league. So if you like to…

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Amar’e Stoudemire 21 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2013)

Remember how much of a beast Am’ar’e Sto’udemir’e was back in Phoenix? A totally unstoppable scoring machine. It’s really too bad that he has exploding knees and his back is just a collection of loose vertebrae floating around in the sludge that used to be his spinal cord. His long list of ailments makes his…

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Steve Novak 15 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (2/2/2013)

There are a lot of NBA players who I call as “box-score allstars”. They put up lots of pretty looking stats, but their impact on the game is minimal or even negative. Someone like Drew Gooden or Carlos Boozer. Steve Novak is like the opposite of that. He doesn’t put up anything in the box-score….

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James White 11 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2013)

Think about this for a second: there is man on this Earth, who, unaided, can jump from 15 feet to deposit a ball into a cylinder 10 feet in the air. But that’s not the least of it. Get this: while he’s in the air, he takes the ball, and moves it from one hand…

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Pablo Prigioni 12 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/11/2013)

Pablo Prigioni is old. But despite his advanced age, he is still a rookie. He does not get to avoid all the rookie hazing. There’s nothing more humiliating than being forced to drink from a beer bong full of vomit by people who are 10 years your junior. Nothing. Trust me on this one. Anyway,…

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Carmelo Anthony 45 Points Full Highlights (1/1/2013)

Carmelo Anthony’s New Year’s Resolution: Average 40 points a game the rest of the season. He’s definitely off to a good start, once again proving that he’s one of the league’s premiere scorers. This 45 against the Blazers ties the league-high in single game points again, as he had that many against the Nets early…

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Chris Copeland 23 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2012)

Chris Copeland’s story is one of those stories where you read it and you feel all goopy inside. After a stint in the D-League, Copeland went to Europe to find himself. Drifting from team to team, he gathered wisdom from his European teammates, wisdom so arcane that it was considered unknowable by most American players:…

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Raymond Felton 25 Points vs Spurs Full Highlights (11/15/2012)

Raymond “Fatty” Felton was chased out of Portland by a torch and pitchfork wielding mob. Has he fared better in New York? Well, so far he has, and in this game he drops 25 points and 7 assists on the befuddled Spurs. Sources tell me that after the game he joined Rasheed for some celebratory…

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JR Smith 21 Points vs Magic Full Highlights

JR Smith has iffy shot selection, but there’s no doubt that he can score with the best. Also he does funny dances sometimes. But mainly he chucks a ton of shots, some of them go in, and then his girlfriend and sister pick fights with Chinese people. Anyway, he had a good game against the…

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Rasheed Wallace 10 Points vs Sixers Full Highlights 11/5/2012

Some brilliant yet twisted scientist somewhere has reanimated the previously dead corpse of Rasheed Wallace, and commanded him to take over the NBA! I can’t say that it will work, but Sheed definitely made his mark on the minds of Knicks fans everywhere with his spirited performance. Both teams played hard, my man.

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