Nik Stauskas 21 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (12/27/2017)

I don’t understand why the 76ers felt the need to try and destroy Nik Stauskas’ career by not playing him at the beginning of the season. He’s not great or amazing or anything, but isn’t another shooter just the thing to put around Embiid and Simmons? And not just any shooter, but a young shooter,…

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Nik Stauskas 22 Points/5 Threes Nets Debut Full Highlights (12/15/2017)

“Trust the Process!” slurs the drunken Philly resident, having just finished throwing snowballs at Santa and vomiting on little children. “Joel Embiid is my favorite player! Hinkie died for our sins! We traded Stauskas? Good!” he yells as he takes another swig from his flask, and makes sure the batteries he will use to pelt…

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Nik Stauskas 20 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (3/22/2017)

Two 20-point games in a row for Nik Stauskas. Consecutively. Without interruption. According to DTB’S OFFICIAL CRITERIA FOR BEING CONSIDERED A GOOD BASKETBALL PLAYER, that means Nik Stauskas can be considered a good basketball player! Are you excited? You really shouldn’t be, because DTB’S OFFICIAL CRITERIA are noted for their shoddiness and their inability to…

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Nik Stauskas 20 Points Full Highlights (3/20/2017)

I will reserve final judgment on Nik Stauskas’ career until after he gets on a team that isn’t dumpster-fiery. That doesn’t mean, however, that I’m going to stop using my “Sucksass” nickname for him, because that thing is really sweet and still relevant. Note that I refuse to use that other nickname for him, a…

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Nik Stauskas Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2017)

The Sixers may have gotten blown out at home by the lackluster Pistons, but they got something far more important than a meaningless regular-season win tonight: they discovered a heretofore undiscovered part of their CORE. That CORE piece that has recently been unearthed? Nik Stauskas. CORE. HARD CORE. Previously, their CORE consisted of these constituent…

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Nik Stauskas 16 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (2/8/2017)

DTB’S OFFICIAL RETRACTION: In a past video description I asserted that Nik “Sucksass” Stauskas was like a lesser version of Wayne Ellington. I would like to issue a retraction for that statement. Wayne Ellington would obviously never get seven assists in a game. He might get seven passes TOTAL in a game if he’s lucky….

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Nik Stauskas 16 Points Full Highlights (1/30/2017)

Nik “Sucksass” Stauskas proved my assertion that he is a poor man’s Wayne Ellington by recording a very bare statline last night: no rebounds, and just one assist, one steal, and one block, to go with four fouls and sixteen points. Unlike, say, a Robert Covington, who always fills up the stat sheet with a…

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Nik Stauskas 15 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2017)

Nik “Sucksass” Stauskas looked like a vastly improved player through the first month of the season. He was shooting 50% from the field, 45% from three, and it seemed like he might actually live up to the potential that caused the Kings (LoL) to draft him eighth overall (double LoL with extra lmao) back in…

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Nik Stauskas 15 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2017)

Nik “Sucksass” Stauskas had a good first month of the season as he sucked a little bit less ass than is customary for him. However, it all came crashing down again in December, and he went back to being an inconsistent shooter who offers very little in the way of other skills. I suppose we…

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Nik Stauskas 21 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2016)

In my opinion, the possession starting at 0:31 of this video is the best thing to happen in the NBA so far this season. Nik Stauskas didn’t even look to pass. I don’t know if his eyes ever left the ball he was pounding into dust. And if Stephen Curry did something like that, we’d…

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