Nikola Jokic 21 Points/7 Assists/3 Blocks Full Highlights (3/18/2019)

Nikola Jokic is not known for his shot-blocking abilities. He is not a rim-protector by any stretch of the imagination. No sane person would expect somebody with his physical profile (poor vertical jump, decent but not great wingspan, a plodder) to record a lot of blocks. But, somehow, he recorded three of them in this…

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Nikola Jokic 26 Points/5 Assists/1 Ejection Full Highlights (3/16/2019)

It’s a good thing that Nikola Jokic’s ejection at the hands of Tony Brothers didn’t result in a Nuggets loss, or Brothers might have any and all US-based members of the Serbian Mafia after him. I actually don’t have any evidence that the Serbian Mafia really exists, but that’s exactly what I’d expect when it…

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Nikola Jokic 22 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/4/2019)

The making of this video brings with it some interesting philosophical quandaries. Among those quandaries is the following question: how sick do a player’s statistical averages have to be where a “below-average” game for them still qualifies for a highlight video? I ask this because, by at least some measures, this game from Jokic was…

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Nikola Jokic 36 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (2/26/2019)

Nikola Jokic had like five whole minutes with which to get the last rebound he needed for a triple-double. For some of that time, he didn’t have the last assist, so maybe the urgency wasn’t quite there because of that, but still. That’s a lot of time, and it was only one rebound. Rebounds are…

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Nikola Jokic 22 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2019)

Under normal circumstances, a pedestrian statline of 22/16/3 for Nikola Jokic would not be worthy of highlights, given that he averages 20/10/8. But these are not normal circumstances. There were only three games tonight, so I get off easy in terms of the amount of highlight videos that need to get made. Frankly, I’m very…

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Nikola Jokic Triple Double 20 Pts/18 Rebs/11 Asts/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (2/13/2019)

DTB has been pandering to Serbs for a long time. Whether it is by acknowledging their rich culture, their bloody yet brave history, the unbelievable attractiveness of their women, the stout handsomeness of their men, their unrivaled passion for the sportsmen and sportswomen of their country, the bountiful natural beauty of their lands, the high…

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Nikola Jokic 23 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2019)

The second clip in this video contains what is, in my view, the worst Eurostep ever. As a person from Europe, Nikola Jokic was brought into this world with the innate ability to do Eurosteps, but I think his instincts got corrupted a little bit because this one was really awkward (and also probably a…

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Nikola Jokic Triple Double 27 Pts/10 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (2/8/2019)

OFFICIAL LIST OF THINGS I BLAME FOR THE NUGGETS LOSING TO THE SIXERS POWER RANKINGS 1. Nikola Jokic. A triple-double is cool, but a fifty-point quadruple-double with ten steals would have likely resulted in a win. 2. J.J. Redick. 34 points. Why did he decide to go off in the first game of the Butler/Harris/Embiid/Simmons…

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Nikola Jokic Triple Double 25 Pts/14 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (2/6/2019)

With the whirlwind of trade activity going on this evening and promising to extend to tomorrow afternoon, I’m sort of surprised that the Nuggets haven’t made any big moves yet. Or any moves, really. They’re just sitting there amidst the chaos like the whole NBA isn’t being ripped down and rebuilt around them. You might…

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Nikola Jokic Triple Double 13 Pts/16 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (2/2/2019)

Going by straight points, out of Nikola Jokic’s 25 career triple-doubles, this one is the second-worst. A year ago, he put up an 11/16/11 line, so that one’s the worst as of right now, although I don’t doubt that at some point in his lengthy NBA career that he will score just ten points while…

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