Nikola Jokic 25 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (11/17/2018)

We need to do something about Nikola Jokic’s seeming indifference to scoring during stretches of gametime. And when I say “we”, I really mean “The Nuggets coaching staff” because there’s nothing I, nor any of you watching this video, can do to get it into his head that he needs to be looking to score…

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Nikola Jokic 37 Points/21 Rebounds Full Highlights (11/9/2018)

Two two-point losses in a row for the Nuggets. Sad! Everyone knows what happened in the first one by now: Nikola Jokic took 25 minutes of gametime to shoot one (1) shot. I don’t know what he was trying to prove with that, maybe he was just screwing with us, because in this one, he…

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Nikola Jokic 7 Points/16 Assists Full Highlights (11/3/2018)

16 is the most assists by any player this year, in case you were wondering why I made a video where the player (Nikola Jokic) only scored 7 points. Two players have had 15. Can you guess them? Guessing actually shouldn’t be part of it. You should KNOW this. I shouldn’t have to tell you….

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Nikola Jokic 22 Points/9 Assists/3 Blocks Full Highlights (10/31/2018)

This is the second game in a row Nikola Jokic has been one statistical unit short of a triple-double. At least this means he’s not a stat-padder. He was a rebound short last time, and you absolutely know that if he wanted to grab a rebound, he would grab a rebuond. Assists are iffier but,…

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Nikola Jokic 24 Points Full Highlights (10/25/2018)

Sometimes I wonder if Nikola Jokic is as enamored with pre-packaged microwaveable frozen foods as I am. He definitely has the outward appearances of somebody who would be a connoisseur of Hot Pockets, Totino’s Pizza Rolls, TGI Friday’s Mozzarella Sticks, and other delicacies of that nature. I mean, we already know that, as a teenager,…

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Nikola Jokic 23 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (10/21/2018)

It’s only three games into the season, but the Warriors are looking really beatable. At this point, they’ve earned the right to coast in the regular season, but it’s not like they want to lose. They want to win, every pro athlete does. And they couldn’t do it. Because the Denver Nuggets were too good….

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Nikola Jokic Triple Double 35 Pts/12 Rebs/11 Asts Full Highlights (10/19/2018)

Full title of this video since YouTube is oppressing me with restrictive character limits: “Nikola Jokic Triple Double 35 Points/12 Rebounds/11 “Assists”/4 Steals/0 Missed Shots/0 Turnovers/1 Dunk/5 MVP Chants/1 Bewildered Rookie Dominated Full Highlights (10/19/2018)”. This was, almost literally, a perfect performance by Jokic. He missed a free throw and had some personal fouls. Other…

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Nikola Jokic 35 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

Nikola Jokic walked into the now-barren Nuggets locker room. He had been putting off this moment for days, like if he didn’t clean out his locker, the season could still be going on… the act of cleaning out his locker had a certain finality about it. There was no turning back after that, no returning,…

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Nikola Jokic Triple Double 15 Pts/20 Rebs/11 Asts Full Highlights (4/9/2018)

How many triple-doubles would Nikola Jokic have if the Nuggets’ (and others) scorekeepers weren’t insistent on putting the “ass” in “assists” and rewarding him with them at their own whim? Probably that game where he had 17 dimes would still make the cut, and maybe that 14-assist performance, but other than that, I don’t think…

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Nikola Jokic Triple Double 23 Pts/11 Rebs/11 Asts Full Highlights (4/7/2018)

The Nuggets aren’t done yet! I’ve written them off approximately 50 times recently in various descriptions, but they’re still kicking. Not only are the still kicking, but they’re kicking other teams right in the SACK, this time divesting the Clippers of their earnestly-held playoff dreams. I’m still absolutely 100-percent uncertain of what they have to…

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