Noah Vonleh 15 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/27/2018)

Noah Vonleh has now earned a rightful reputation as a “Giannis Stopper”. His wide body, athleticism, and fearless bodily sacrifices make him the perfect guy to slow down Giannis’ relentless drives. By virtue of this “Giannis Stopper” status alone, Vonleh will continue to get NBA contracts for at least the next five years. Throw in…

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Noah Vonleh 15 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2018)

Noah Vonleh had an exceedingly sick dunk in the first minute of this game. Frazier put into words what everybody was thinking: it was a Greek Freak-esque dunk. However, not everything was as it should have been. Despite the sickness of the dunk, there were no replays of it, and without the audiovisual reminder of…

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Noah Vonleh 14 Points/5 Assists/2 Blocks Full Highlights (11/23/2018)

Maybe Noah Vonleh’s way of staying viable in the NBA is to transform into a three-point specialist. A lot of players have done it, but not a lot of players in Vonleh’s mold have done it. That mold being the stocky, bruising, rebound-obsessed power forward type. He was four of seven from the threezone in…

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Noah Vonleh 16 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (11/21/2018)

Noah Vonleh contributed mightily to the Knicks’ toppling of the Celtics with his slow-release three-pointers, his positively DEMONIC rejections of wimpy leprechaun shots, and, confusingly, a pump-fake-three-to-step-in-midrange-jimbo that left me feeling feelings that I haven’t felt in a long time. Is Vonleh finally breaking out? Maybe? Sort of? Does sixteen points really count as “breaking…

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Noah Vonleh 14 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2018)

What is not shown in this highlight video is Noah “Chokey McChokeman” Vonleh missing two free throws with a minute to go that would have tied this game. That’s because this is a “highlight” video, and those missed free throws are not a highlight except if you’re a Blazers fan. In watching this video, you…

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Noah Vonleh 12 Points Knicks Debut Full Highlights (10/17/2018)

I almost didn’t do this one, because it’s only 12 points for a former lottery pick, but I had a bad feeling that I would regret it if I didn’t. It’s very possible that Noah Vonleh never scores more than this the whole season. His career high is only 16, after all. Plus, it’s his…

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Noah Vonleh 14 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2018)

Noah Vonleh is trying out a new look with the Bulls: a three-point shooting look. He’s just letting it fly from deep, and I don’t need to tell you why he’s allowed to do that, and the reason is not because he’s an elite three-baller. He can make them, and that’s about all you can…

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Noah Vonleh 14 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (3/21/2018)

Maybe this is the key to Noah Vonleh staying relevant in the league. Heck, maybe it’s the key to him STAYING in the league, point blank. Just shoot three-pointers until you’re good enough at them that GM’s think you’re a legit stretch four who can rebound and hit shots. Vonleh’s per-36 rebounding numbers have always…

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Noah Vonleh 11 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (11/20/2017)

Perhaps the biggest contribution from Vonleh this game was his eighteen rebounds, five of them on the offensive end. You might be thinking “…B-b-but DEE TEE BEE, why did you put his eighteen rebounds in the title of the video if they were so important?” What a foolish question. The answer is clear. I do…

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Noah Vonleh 12 Points Full Highlights – VINTAGE Vonleh! (4/1/2017)

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