Norman Powell 19 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2017)

These highlights aren’t really as good as I thought they’d be. That was what I was thinking throughout the whole process. Like, isn’t Norman Powell supposed to exciting and great and awesome? Raptors fans, those liars, led me to believe that he is a premiere young talent in the league. This video says otherwise. Yeah,…

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Norman Powell 25 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (4/24/2017)

According to the precepts of a shadowy and ill-understood branch of learning called “mathematics”, I have determined that, had Dwane Casey played his normal rotation, with Norman Powell receiving 0 minutes, the Raptors would have lost to Bucks in regulation. I’m not going to go too deep into how I came to this conclusion; such…

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Norman Powell 25 Points Full Highlights (4/12/2017)

One of the Raptor’s commentators (I think it’s Jack Armstrong) spent the entire broadcast hinting that Norman Powell should get lots of minutes in the playoffs at the expense of DeMarre Carroll’s minutes. I never heard him specifically say “Carroll shouldn’t play as much”, in fact I never even heard him say the name “DeMarre…

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Norman Powell 21 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2017)

This Raptors commentator dude, this Jack Armstrong, man, he has some fun catchphrases. They’re no “onions baby onions”, but the chance to hear him croaking “GET THAT GAHBAGE OUTA HEA!” is the number two reason to watch the Raptors right now, behind the chance that maybe Bruno Caboclo will maybe play. And the best part…

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Norman Powell 18 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2017)

Remember when both sides of the “Norman Powell vs. Dwight Powell” argument had a valid case that their player was the better Powell in the NBA? Ha. Haha. That’s funny now. Norman Powell has solidly solidified his place as the NBA’s best Powell because he averages .1 more points per game (7.2 to 7.3) and…

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Norman Powell 18 Points Full Highlights (1/31/2017)

Are the Raptors the most stacked team ever when it comes to having guards who can dunk? Peep this: -DeMar DeRozan: well-known, prolific dunker who owns last year’s top dunk -Terrence Ross: his career has been disappointing, except for the dunking part, where he has a proclivity for windmills (or, as the Raptors announcer calls…

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Norman Powell 19 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2017)

Norman Powell AKA Normal Powenn has had three good games in a row in the absence of DeMar DeRozan AKA DeChuck DeBrickzan, scoring 16, 21, and now 19 points in consecutive games. I could have and probably should have made a highlight video for his 21-point outing, but I had already done so my videos…

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Norman Powell 21 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2017)

Is it just me or does Norman “Norm Median” Powell kind of look like Derrick Rose? It’s not just me. It can’t be, because I’m looking at this thumbnail, and I’m seeing a slighty less dopey-looking version of D-Rose. This is something that everyone blessed with the holy gift of sight should be able to…

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Norman Powell 21 Points Full Highlights (12/20/2016)

We want Bru-no. Clap clap clapclapclap. We want Bru-no. Clap clap clapclapclap. We want Bru-no. Clap clap clapclapclap. BRU-NO! *pause* BRU-NO! *pause* BRU-NO! I agree with the Raptors fans in attendance tonight. More Bruno Caboclo! Norman Powell is actually a good player, which is lame and not fun to watch at all. I want a…

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Norman Powell 20 Points Full Highglights (12/9/2016)

Norman Powell played a total of 18 minutes the last three games. That’s 6 minutes per game for those of you who can’t do maths. That’s not very many minutes. At all. You’re telling me, that in a 44 point win against the Hawks, Dwayne Casey couldn’t find more than 6 minutes for Normal Powenn?…

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