Caron Butler 15 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (4/29/2014)

Serves you right, Caron! You made a nuisance of yourself in your hometown Milwaukee and now, the team that you thought you would win a ring with is going to lose in the first round! Here’s a hint: both the Bucks and the Thunder are going to win the same amount of championships this year:…

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Serge Ibaka 17 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (4/19/2014)

What if I told you that Serge “Dirge” Ibaka was just as important to the Thunders’ title aspirations as Russell Westbrook? It’s true! Everybody loves a volume scorer with low percentages, but there is less love for the guy who shoots well above 50% and still scores 15 per game, just because he doesn’t swag…

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Caron Butler 23 Points/0 Blocks Full Highlights (3/24/2014)

Caron “C-Butt” Butler didn’t have a very productive game outside of scoring tonight. So unproductive that the little orange graphic that popped up over the score near the end of the game read “Caron Butler 23 points 0 blocked shots”. Either someone is making a funny or the algorithm values 0 blocks over 4 rebounds….

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Perry Jones III 12 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (3/4/2014)

There was a lot of hype in college about Perry Jones III. I think. It’s been a while and I get my prospects confused sometimes. But I’m pretty sure people we’re really intrigued by his combination of size and athleticism. (actually I just checked out a draft website and they said his comparison was Tim…

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Jeremy Lamb 19 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2014)

Jeremy Lamb sat despondently on one of the equipment cases scattered throughout the backstage area. “Yo, Steven, you said there would be cocaine.” Jeremy and the Little Lamb’s bass player looked sheepish. “I just said that so you would stop looking so sad after that disaster of a show.” “I wouldn’t even call it a…

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Serge Ibaka 26 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (2/7/2013)

Serge Ibaka has a lot of nicknames, but all of them are really stupid. Any person who utters the phrase “Serge Iblocka” is pretty much announcing to the world “I have no creativity or passion for life.” But it’s going to be okay, friends, because I have a new nickname for Ibaka that will knock…

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Jeremy Lamb 18 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (1/29/2014)

“Jeremy, what are all these flyers you’re putting up? You workin’ as a promoter or something?” Nick Collison asked, peering at the advertisement for a rock concert. “Jeremy and the Little Lambs? Dude, you’re in a band?” Jeremy finished his stapling job, then turned around. “Yeah. We’ve had some lineup turbulence in the past month…

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Serge Ibaka 21 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (1/16/2014)

No, Serge Ibaka, you do NOT get to do Mutombo’s finger wag after you reject a shot. No one but Dikembe himself has that privilege. Not even Michael Jordan. Come up with your own thing. Or, better yet, just run back up the court like nothing happened. No one likes a showboat. I hate to…

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Serge Ibaka 17 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/11/2014)

If you ever need some motivation to get fit, just look at Serge Ibaka. Even better, use the powers of the internet to locate a shirtless picture of him. He is the embodiment of the male gender, the ideal human specimen, a picturesque Hercules who is more attractive than any man on the planet. Even…

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Jeremy Lamb Career High 22 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/29/2013)

Kevin Durant walked through the halls of the Thunder practice facility after getting some individual drills in. It was late, and he though he was the only on there. But as he walked, he thought he heard a wailing voice. Curious, he navigated his way towards the source of the noise. Soon, he stood outside…

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