Steven Adams 13 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (11/5/2014)

Steven Adams is from New Zealand. To celebrate his heritage, I have compiled a list of all known facts about New Zealand: -It’s newer than Old Zealand -The events described in J.R.R. Tolkien’s historical manuscript “The Lord of the Rings” took place there -People there are called Kiwis, but they aren’t green, round, and fuzzy…

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Serge Ibaka 25 Points/3 Threes Full Highlights (11/4/2014)

The Thunder injury situation has bypassed “ludicrous” and has now ventured into “Chris Kaman laying supine on bench chairs” territory. Do you hear that? It’s the siren call of Washington DC, beckoning to Kevin Durant. Even without the reigning MVP and scoring champ, the Thunder are now showcasing their true depth. Which is Serge Ibaka,…

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Sebastian Telfair 16 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/3/2014)

Sebastian Telfair is another one of those straight-outta-high-school prospects that sort of flubbed once arriving in the NBA. He has insane speed, but was never able score or pass at a high-enough level to cut it as a starter. If people had been making YouTube mixtapes when this dude was tearing up New York, probably…

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Perry Jones III 20 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2014)

Remember last year, when Timberwolves fans were complaining endlessly about injuries to their team preventing them from being playoff-bound? Yeah. After this, I don’t think any fanbase can complain. Any future spate of injuries will look like a pastry puff parade compared to the current state of the Thunder. I don’t mind at all, though….

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Lance Thomas 14 Points Thunder Debut Full Highlights (10/29/2014)

Ancient Assyrians and Parthians understood the advantage that could be gained in warfare by arming their mounted units with spears, or “lances”. Their insights into the art of war motivated the legendary Greek and Roman empires to try a similar tactic in combat, and Alexander the Great’s elite “Companion Cavalry” wreaked havoc on Persian and…

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Kevin Durant All 146 Dunks Full Highlights (2013-14 MVP Season Dunkilation)

Kevin Durant, unhappy with the way his season had ended, was going to pay LeBron a visit. Not a pleasant visit it would be, for the guest that LeBron would be greeting was no longer fully human. Floating above the city of Miami, silent as a whisper, Kevin could go as fast or slow as…

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Russell Westbrook All 30 Dunks Full Highlights (2013-14 Dunkilation)

30 dunks. That’s it. You know who else dunked it 30 times? Tyler Zeller. Stick to your crappy pull-up midrange jumpers, Russ. Aw come on man, you know I was just playing. You know I think you are one of the sickest dunkers in the league, man. Who would think a little dude like you…

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Jeremy Lamb 13 Points Full Highlights (5/21/2014)

Who to blame for this 77-112 loss for the Thunder? Scott Brooks’ amateur play calling? Kevin Durant’s mom? Russell Westbrook’s chuck-self-out-of-slump tendencies? Serge Ibaka’s fragile, unreliable body? Kendrick Perkins’ stone hands and nonexistent touch? Jeremy Lamb’s failed glam metal/sleaze rock band, Jeremy and the Little Lambs, the failure of which has caused an irreparable rift…

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Serge Ibaka 20 Points Full Highlights (5/9/2014)

Serge’s heartbeat quickened. Blake Griffin was posting him up aggressively, trying to get by for a layup or dunk. It was clear that he wasn’t going to pass the ball. Now was the time for Serge’s plan. There would be no better opportunity. At the first sign of Blake making his move, Serge stuck out…

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Thabo Sefolosha 14 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (5/7/2014)

Back before people were throwing around the term “3-and-D guy” like so much confetti, Thabo Sefolosha was a 3-and-D guy. It made sense to start him; stick him on the other team’s best perimeter player, and tell him to get out of the way on offense so that Westbrook and Durant (usually Westbrook) can do…

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