Terrance Ferguson 14 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2018)

Ignore Marv Albert when he says that this is a career-high for Terrance Ferguson. He’s old and isn’t losing it, he’s lost it for a long time now. This is definitely not a career-high for Ferguson. Everyone remembers when he dominated the Lakers on national TV by scoring 24 points including some mammoth hammers. Everyone…

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Dennis Schröder 28 Points Full Highlights (11/7/2018)

No Russell Westbrook, no problem. Dennis Schröder is a reasonable approximation, the only difference is that he’s not a stat-padder. Well, one of two differences. The other difference is that he’s not really interested in passing the ball (as if Westbrook would be if he didn’t have to do it to get triple-doubles). Schröder’s assist…

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Dennis Schröder 22 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2018)

“Yo Dennis, what are those ugly things you’re putting on?” Russell Westbrook ribbed in the locker room before the game. “Suspenders made out of paper bags?” Dennis Schröder looked down at his outfit, then looked back up at his teammate, affixing him with a cold stare. Silently, he beseeched the spirits of German basketball players…

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Jerami Grant Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2018)

I just want to shout out the Wizards commentator (I forget his name) who managed to acknowledge Jerami Grant’s career-high (he didn’t mention that part) 22 points while being overcome with smothering melancholy. That takes inner power. Normally he just sits in silence when things are going really wrong, as they have been for the…

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Dennis Schröder 21 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/1/2018)

Dënniß ßchrööder isn’t having the best of starts to his Thunder tenure. Maybe it’s because he’s so used to the empty Hawks arena, or he’s possibly misplaced his Magic Lederhosen, but his already questionable shooting is way down this season. I would try to attribute this to the “Westbrook Effect” (which is something I made…

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Alex Abrines Career High 25 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2018)

Hopefully this game goes a fair way towards rehabilitating Alex Abrines’ reputation with Thunder fans. I don’t think they were very happy with his performance so far this year. At all. He scored 29 points total in the 6 games before this, and when you combine that with all the losing… yeah. And it’s not…

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Patrick Patterson 17 Points Full Highlights (10/28/2018)

Welcome back Patrick “Tupat” Patterson! Last time I made a vid for him was during the 2015(!) playoffs, where he scored 15. For regular-season Tupat action you have to go back to frickin’ 2014. Those dates give you an idea of how long he’s been a poor offensive player. He was good, or at least…

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Nerlens Noel 20 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (10/28/2018)

It’s been so long since I’ve been able to make a highlight video of Nerlens Noel that I don’t think I’ve even gotten the chance to talk about his decision to bet on himself and pass up a huge contract in hopes of getting an even huger one after a successful season. Spoiler alert: his…

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Hamidou Diallo 11 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (10/21/2018)

For a long time I just assumed this guy was related to Cheick Diallo. I was right when I assumed that the Onuaku bros were related, but I was wrong about this. Happily, everything is cleared up now and I have no reason to mention Cheick in a description about Hamidou ever again. Diallo is…

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Dennis Schröder 21 Points/6 Assists Thunder Debut Full Highlights (10/16/2018)

(In case you’re coming to this video from somewhere other than the video that contains part one of this story, here’s a quick rundown: I had to rename my kitty Japurri Purrker since Jabari Parker was no longer on the Bucks. After struggling to come up with a new name for him, I learn that…

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