Alex Abrines 14 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2018)

I understand that the “start Alex Abrines” experiment didn’t go so well earlier in the season, but the Thunder won two out of the five games where he got the start, so it’s not like it was the most disastrous thing either. Now the Thunder have started Terrance Ferguson for the last four games, and…

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Steven Adams 23 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2018)

Sometimes I wonder who really is the star on the Thunder and who are the overpaid big-ego roleplayers. I think listing the statlines of all the starters might elucidate matters somewhat. Paul “Really Prefers LA” George: 15 points, 4-of-16 shooting Russell “Got the Triple-Double so Who Cares” Westbrook: 7-of-21 shooting, 14 ballhog assists, 10 statpad…

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Steven Adams 20 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2018)

Steven Adams is currently first in the league in total offensive rebounds, seven ahead of Andre Drummond (236 vs. 229). However, Adams is only fifteenth in total rebounds, and is in exactly 100th place league-wide in defensive rebounds (for reference, Terry Rozier has more defensive rebounds than Adams does). It’s well-known that the Thunder strategy…

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Steven Adams 25 Points Full Highlights (1/20/2018)

Would the 1995-96 72-win Chicago Bulls have gone undefeated if they had present-day Steven Adams as their center instead of Luc Longley? This is a question that has interested me for a few weeks now, so let’s take a deep dive into the realm of factuality and extract the answer from those shadowy depths. Fact:…

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Steven Adams 21 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (1/17/2018)

I’m going to list the statlines of the Thunder starters and you tell me who you think is the real MVP of the team and who is overrated bum trash: -Paul “Lies to the People of Oklahoma About Liking it There” George: 13 points, 5 of 14 shooting. -Russell “Statpadsell Chuckbrook” Westbrook: 19 points, 8…

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Steven Adams 18 Points Full Highlights (1/7/2018)

I’m thinking about the center situation in the NBA right now, and I’m like “Steven Adams is right there in that second tier of centers and he’s only 24”. I’m thinking that, and it’s freaking me out a little bit. He’s averaging 13 and 10 basically (I’m giving him a bump in rebounds because Westbrook…

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Terrance Ferguson Career High 24 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (1/3/2018)

Andre Roberson is sitting in his hotel room right now surrounded by empty candy bar wrappers and empty tissue boxes, his eyes still red and sore from crying all night. When Roberson gets back from injury, he knows there will be no more minutes for him, because this 19-year-old rookie Terrance Ferguson (who skipped college…

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Steven Adams 18 Points Full Highlights (12/27/2017)

In the past I have compared Steven Adams’ statlines to those of his alleged “superstar” teammates in order to make him look like the Thunder’s best player. Let’s try it again and see if it works: Steven “KIWI GOAT” Adams: 8/9 FGs, 9 rebounds Russell “Empty Triple Doubles” Westbrook: 11/22 FGs, 13 assists, 8 rebounds…

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Steven Adams 23 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2017)

We’re going to play the “explicitly enumerate the statlines of all the Thunder starters” game in the description because that’s always the most fun game there is. Russell “Chucksell Statpadbrook” Westbrook: 10 points, 3/17 FG, 17 statpadded rebounds, 12 assists Carmelo “Career in Shambles” Anthony: 12 points, 4/14 FG, 5 rebounds, 0 assists Paul “Traitor”…

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