Omri Casspi 19 Points Full Highlights (2/12/2018)

It’s a rare day when I get to make highlights of a Warriors player, and it’s an even rarer day when I get to do so with the actual Warriors commentators. The Warriors are, obviously, a top-heavy team, and they are also a nationally-televised team. I think I’ve forgotten at several points this year what…

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Omri Casspi 17 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2017)

Omri Casspi’s singular career accomplishment, in the eyes of most casual fans, is that he once got into a shootout with Stephen Curry. I suppose he can’t complain about that recognition, since most role-players haven’t done anything that videogenic, but he’s done a lot more things in his career that have slipped under the radar:…

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Omri Casspi 20 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2016)

Omri Casspi is currently suffering from what I like to call “Post-snub Depression”. He was not selected to perform in the three-point contest, even after Chris Bosh clotted up and had to drop out. It’s debatable whether or not his non-inclusion was a snub or not, but it doesn’t matter what we think. What matters…

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Omri Casspi Career High 36 Points/9 Threes Full Highlights (12/28/2015)

Omri Casspi reclined on his couch, tablet in hand, watching some trashy rom-com on Netflix, joined only by an empty carton that once contained General Tso’s chicken. He didn’t particularly care about the plot of the movie; there was a chick, there was a dude, and maybe, if he was lucky, they’d screw at the…

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Omri Casspi 19 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/15/2015)

“You ask him,” whispered Darren Collison, shoving an envelope into Ben McLemore’s hands. Ben handed the envelope back to Darren as if it contained anthrax powdered. “No, you ask him.” “I said it first.” “Fine,” Ben snapped, grabbing the envelope and walking over to where Omri Casspi was sitting in front of his locker, perusing…

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Omri Casspi 22 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2015)

Omri Casspi is the perfect example of Stockholm Syndrome in the NBA. He started his career with a Kings franchise that was just as hapless then as it is now. He enjoyed some measure of individual success, although he was randomly inserted into and removed from the starting lineup by Paul Westphal, and his teammates…

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Omri Casspi Career High 31 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2015)

Omri Casspi and Reggie Evans sat at a table, waiting for their food. “Thanks for taking me out here Reggie, I never have tried this place before.” “Yeah, I was thinkin’, you know, you bein’ Jewish and all, why not take you out to Rosenblatt’s Deli, the best place in the whole damn valley for…

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Omri Casspi 17 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2015)

With Sim Bhullar being signed to a 10-day by the Kings, thus becoming a teammate of Omri Casspi, I thought now would be the good time to examine the relationship between India and Israel. And then I thought, “Am I really crazy enough to write anything even tangentially relating to Israeli politics?”, and I responded…

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Omri Casspi 16 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (3/16/2015)

Do the Kings commentators never shut up about “confidence”? They say that word whenever Nik Stauskas makes a shot, and now they say it whenever Omri Casspi hits a three. Is it a rule that every time a role-player hits a jumpshot, it builds their confidence? Omri’s been hitting threes for his whole NBA career….

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Omri Casspi 16 Points Full Highlights (12/22/2014)

Sometimes I wish I could be as surprised by the contents of highlight videos as you guys all are. Each new vid is like a Christmas present waiting to be opened; who knows what delights could be inside? You could end up with a PS4 (or Xbone (or gaming PC)) or another damned fruitcake. That’s…

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