Aaron Gordon Career High 41 Points Full Highlights (10/24/2017)

Standing in the alley that ran past the back of the hospital, Aaron Gordon nervously adjusted his disguise as he loitered in what he hoped was an innocuous manner. From spending the past several days discreetly observing the area, he knew that this alley was where doctors often took their smoke breaks. Now he just…

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Mario Hezonja 11 Points Full Highlights (10/21/2017)

Last season, Mario Hezonja regressed so hard that it was like he was literally travelling backwards through time and having his ability to play basketball stripped from him. His haircut game was on point, but the rest of his game was off point. Magic fans were turning on him, and maybe even the people of…

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Jonathon Simmons 19 Points Full Highlights (10/21/2017)

The Magic have been cycling through lineups of uninspiring role-players for a couple years now. Every year, it seems like they could maybe be good, but every year, they’re not. The Detroit Pistons model of winning a chip was a lofty goal, but a Atlanta Hawks-style consistent playoff team shouldn’t have been to hard, right?…

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Nikola Vucevic Career High 41 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (10/20/2017)

Way back in January of 2015, I wrote these words: “So I am officially done making Vooch highlights until he scores forty. Did I say forty? I meant fifty. No more Vooch videos until he scores fifty.” The cryptic word “Vooch” that I used represents Nikola Vucevic, if you were wondering. Now, some context. At…

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Aaron Gordon All 99 Dunks Full Highlights (2016-17 Season Dunkilation)

Through the eyeholes of his Donald Duck costume, Aaron Gordon kept a lookout for kids (or adults) who might be looking for a personal interaction with one of their favorite Disney characters. Thankfully, he was working an early-morning shift, and there was hardly anybody around to interact with. When none other than Magic teammate Evan…

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Elfrid Payton 21 Points/13 Assists Full Highlights (4/12/2017)

These are the last Elfrid Payton highlights of the season. Finally. This guy is incapable of having a good game that doesn’t result in an overlong vid. Too many assists, for one thing. Can he tone down the passing a bit next season? Another thing, not enough threes. The good thing about threes is that…

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Aaron Gordon 32 Points Full Highlights (4/12/2017)

I don’t think I’m ever going to be done being mad about how the Magic tried to ruin Aaron Gordon by bringing in Serge Ibaka. I mean, it’s good that they rectified their mistake by trading his ass away as soon as it was clear that they weren’t going to make the playoffs (again). That…

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Terrence Ross 29 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (4/8/2017)

I am slowly coming to the conclusion that Terrence Ross just isn’t that good. Raptors fans probably already came to that conclusion years ago, but I, because of the nature of my work, mostly get to see the positives of any player. When he’s on, Ross is a sweet player, able of canning any three…

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Jodie Meeks 20 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2017)

Before you call me hurtful names for wasting my time with this vid, I have some illuminating information to share with you that will surely change your attitude: Jodie Meeks scored 18 in the third quarter against the Nets tonight. That fact is basically why these highlights exist. We all know that Meeks is capable…

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Elfrid Payton 22 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (4/6/2017)

Elfrid Payton probably represents my worst effort-to-views ratio of any NBA player. Every time he has a good game, which is more and more frequent, the resultant highlights are at least 3 minutes long, sometimes 4. Vids that long take a correspondingly long time to compile, and they only get a few thousand views apiece….

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