Evan Fournier 29 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/21/2019)

I’m going to let you in on a little secret. You might think that your precious, beloved DTB is above selling out to multi-national corporations for monetary gain. You might think that journalistic ethics stand between his furtherment of the scrub cause and the relentless pursuit of straight up raw cash. I’m telling you right…

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Terrence Ross 24 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/16/2019)

The trade deadline is coming right up (actually i just checked and it’s still almost a month away???? wtf i want trades), but there’s nothing in the CBA that says that the Magic can’t trade Terrence Ross RIGHT NOW. I also looked, and there doesn’t seem to be a rule that covers a team trading…

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Aaron Gordon 28 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2019)

When I saw that Aaron Gordon scored 28 points in the Magic’s improbable win over the Celtics, I immediately thought one thing: SLAG has returned. (SLAG is my nickname for Gordon – it stands for Summer League Aaron Gordon, but the nickname is not always applicable.) Then, my eye slid across his statline, only to…

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Terrence Ross 25 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2019)

There are rumors that the Orlando Magic are looking to trade Terrence Ross. Great! My favorite time of the NBA year after 10-day-contract time, hard trade-deadline time, opening-night time, and closing-night time (regular season), is trade-rumors time. I love a good trade rumor or 10 or 100. There are so many permutations to analyze, so…

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Terrence Ross 20 Points Full Highlights (1/7/2019)

Raise your hand if you noticed that Terrence Ross is averaging 13 points per game this season. And then put that hand down because you are LYING. There is no one earth who still cares enough about slam-dunk-champion Terrence Ross to realize that he’s having the best season, scoring-wise, of his career. Theoretically, fans of…

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D.J. Augustin 26 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (12/30/2018)

It always makes me a little annoyed when I’m looking over the potential videos to do for a night and there at the top of the list is an unexciting role-player like D.J. Augustin. Like, no one good (but still bad enough for my channel) or foreign or young could muster more than 26 points?…

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Nikola Vucevic 30 Points/20 Rebounds/8 Assists Full Highlights (12/28/2018)

The second Nikola Vucevic grabbed his 20th rebound, giving him the coveted 30-20 game, the very instant he snatched that ball, he graduated from my channel. It’s been a long time coming, Vucci Mane. I’ve been propping you up all these years, and now look at you. Averaging 20 and 10 (well, 12) like I…

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D.J. Augustin 27 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/26/2018)

A few weeks ago I officially undertook the ritual that transferred the “Deej” nickname from D.J. Wilson, who, at the time, was completely undeserving of the nickname, to its new recipient, D.J. “Deej” Augustin, who wasn’t playing spectacularly at the time but was playing significantly better than Wilson was. Now I’m having second thoughts about…

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Evan Fournier 24 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/21/2018)

The 80 points that the Magic scored against the Bulls represents the fourth-lowest score for a team this season. Here are the scores that were worse: the Jazz scored 68 (LOL[lots of laughs]), the Maic scored 76, and the Bulls scored 77. Now imagine if Fournier had, instead of putting up a nice 24/6 line,…

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Evan Fournier 24 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2018)

If I’m a citizen of Mexico City this morning, I’m asking for a GOD-DAMN refund for that horrible basketball game that I was forced to endure. Or at least a three-fourths refund. The last quarter of play was acceptable (the Magic outscored the Jazz 41-30) but the first three quarters were an insult to the…

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