Mario Hezonja 16 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2018)

Mario Hezonja keeps on looking solid. He had a little three game mini-slump where he wasn’t scoring double figures, but now he’s right back at it. At this point, looking solid on a consistent basis is a great victory for him. Whatever expectations people had for him before the draft are likely not going to…

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Aaron Gordon 30 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2018)

I wasn’t watching this game, but I noticed the Magic were down by a bunch, and then all of a sudden were only down by like three points. What the heck happened there? I know Aaron Gordon did some stuff, because I actually just got done making highlights of him scoring 30 points, but it…

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Mario Hezonja 14 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2018)

Do you think Mario Hezonja would punch his coach Frank Vogel in the penis if he knew that he could get away with it? Vogel, along with erstwhile head coach Scott Skiles, are the easiest culprits to blame for Hezonja’s lack of success in the NBA if you don’t want to blame Hezonja himself. Hezonja…

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Aaron Gordon 39 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2017)

Aaron Gordon’s remark of “People aren’t going to take us lightly and if they do, we’re going to blow them out.” looked good when he said it, back when the Magic were winning games and looking unstoppable on offense. Turns out, their three-point shooting was unsustainable, Gordon won’t score 40 every night and even if…

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Mario Hezonja 14 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (12/26/2017)

For those keeping score at home, this performance makes 6 of 8 good (“good” meaning double-digit scoring, I don’t have time to figure out if these are actually good or not) games for Mario Hezonja since he started getting major minutes regularly. The Magic have lost all those games, but they were going to lose…

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Wes Iwundu 12 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2017)

This is Wesley Iwundu. He is a rookie for the NBA’s Orlando Magic. Due to the sorcery of a witch, the Orlando Magic are cursed with injuries to their key players. Iwundu, not being a key player, was spared the curse, and is now playing 20 minutes a game even though he is realistically a…

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Elfrid Payton Career High 30 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (12/23/2017)

Elfrid Payton just scored 30 points, which is more than he has ever scored before and maybe more than he will ever score again, and also added 10 assists for good measure, but there was not a single point in this video where I considered myself “excited”. He’s capable of putting nice stats on occasion,…

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Mario Hezonja 16 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2017)

The Magic are now so injured, and thus, so bad, that Mario Hezonja is now one of their better options on offense. They might never win a game again, but at least we get to see the Croatian Crustacean unleashed against real NBA competition for 30 minutes a night. In my opinion, that is worth…

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Jonathon Simmons 22 Points Full Highlights (12/22/2017)

Out of all the players you could blame for the Magic having a tragic 11-22 record, Jonathon Simmons is the one who you should blame the least. I thought the contract he got was kind of an overpay, but he came in and showed that he doesn’t need the Spurs’ system to be successful. Here’s…

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Adreian Payne 10 Points Full Highlights (12/20/2017)

So, it’s a little bit embarrassing to admit, but I was completely befuddled by the free throws which appear at the end of this video. The thing is, Shelvin Mack was shooting free throws with 1:27 left in the fourth quarter. That’s the same exact time that Adreian “Still Better than Cameron” Payne was supposed…

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