Mario Hezonja 23 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2018)

Mario Hezonja’s tenure with the Magic is drawing to a close. It’s possible that they resign him in free agency, but how likely do you think that is? As the young people say: “he gone”. It’s taken Hezonja almost the entirety of his rookie contract to show that he’s not a bust, but he’s finally…

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Nikola Vucevic 24 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2018)

Watch the clock at the 0:52 point of this video. Notice how it’s not ticking down the seconds even though the ball is obviously in play? It was that way for about thirty seconds of game time and I don’t know why nobody did anything to fix it. I mean, it’s plainly obvious to me…

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Mario Hezonja 14 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2018)

29 other GMs around the league are going to be so impressed by this video. Well, maybe not this video particularly (though I know you’re reading this, Earvin), but the performance that this video showcases. Mario Hezonja only had 14 points, but he accomplished a prestigious feat: the “scrub by five”, where a scrub/role-player gets…

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Aaron Gordon 29 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/24/2018)

OFFICIAL DAYS UNTIL NO MORE AARON GORDON ON DTB COUNTDOWN: 19 DAYS It might be even lower than that, if he doesn’t play in the last few Magic games (he almost certainly won’t play in the final one) because that’s just how tanking teams do things. Gordon is one of the first players I’ve really…

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Rodney Purvis 19 Points Full Highlights (3/22/2018)

So… this is the guy the Magic dropped Rashad Vaughn for? Huh. That’s cool, I guess. Let me know when he scores 22. DownToBuck OUT. For real though I’m getting hyped for Rodney Purvis. He’s the type of player I live for: 10-day contract, check. Cool name, check. Tanking team, check. Bucket-getter, check. He checks…

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Shelvin Mack 17 Points Full Highlights (3/20/2018)

It’s really cool that the Magic brought in Tracy McGrady to talk about stuff while his old team played the Raptors. I’m sure he had some great insight/anecdotes/jokes or whatever. But he kind of totally ruined these Shelvin Mack highlights. Mack did his damage in the second quarter, coincidentally the exact time T-Mac was taking…

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Nikola Vucevic 22 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (3/14/2018)

Six times this season, a player has been one rebound and one assist shy of a triple-double, as Nikola Vucevic was with his 22/9/9 statline last night. Here are the five other players: Bradley Beal (39/9/9) Russell Westbrook (34/9/9) James Harden (28/9/9) Russell Westbrook (15/9/9) LeBron James (11/9/9) Vucevic maybe isn’t quite on the level…

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D.J. Augustin 32 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2018)

If both D.J. Augustin and Jonathon Simmons had gotten career-highs against the Bucks, I think I would’ve lost it for real. But while Simmons did eclipse his personal best, Augustin fell 3 points shorts of the 35 he had for Detroit (LOL) back in early 2015, so I’m happy as a clam right now. If…

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Jonathon Simmons Career High 35 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (3/14/2018)

I’m not even mad that Jonathon Simmons totally went off on the Bucks, leading his team to an upset victory. I should be, and I’m sure a lot of Bucks fans are, but I’m just… blank. I’m not going to say I knew this was going to happen, but it certainly seemed like something that…

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Shelvin Mack 16 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2018)

Shelvin “The Macksturbator” Mack: should we call his made three-pointers “Threejaculations” or would that be taking the joke too far? I (mostly) graduated from that type of humor after middle school, but it’s still funny to make jokes related to the body’s sexual functions. It also toes the line with regards to how inappropriate I…

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