Otto Porter 23 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/8/2019)

I will admit that I had not seen the music video for Lionel Richie’s “All Night Long” until just now. DTB doesn’t stay up on current pop trends at all, and his only knowledge of yesteryear’s pop comes from Rickrolling and TV commercials. After watching the video (which was just a bunch of people doing…

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Otto Porter 31 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (3/1/2019)

Stacey King singing a small part of the chorus of Lionel Richie’s 1983 hit “All Night Long” whenever Otto Porter (who doesn’t even look that much like Richie but whatever) does something particularly exciting is one of the best things going on in the NBA right now. But he has to be singing it. If…

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Otto Porter 20 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/27/2019)

A very aesthetically pleasing (that’s all you kids care about these days, right? aesthetics?) statline for Otto Porter: 20/6/3/3/3/3/3/3/3. Those last two 3s are turnovers and fouls. The two 3s before that are threes made and free-throws made. Maybe a purist wouldn’t consider those part of a statline, but purists can suck it. They’re the…

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Otto Porter Career High 37 Points Full Highlights (2/13/2019)

Washington Wizards fans, all eight of them, must be wondering where this Otto Porter impostor came from, because he certainly didn’t do anything like this while he played for them this season. And my answer to them would be, this is no impostor, this is the Otto Porter that’s been there all along, except now…

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Otto Porter 18 Points Bulls Debut Full Highlights (2/8/2019)

Bulls without Otto Porter: 1 19-point or more win in 54 attempts. Bulls with Otto Porter: 1 19-point or more win in 1 attempt. It doesn’t take a genius to see the trend here: Otto Porter is the franchise-changer that Chicago desperately needed. Although, in truth, you can change the “Otto Porter” to “Jabari Parker”…

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Otto Porter 27 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2019)

When I have downtime during the day, I find that my thoughts wander. And instead of the topics that most young men’s thoughts wander to (Fortnite, ladies, ravioli with pesto sauce, babes, chicken wings, etc.) my thoughts wander to the following question: what if the Wizards had not matched the offer sheet that Otto Porter…

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Otto Porter 29 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2018)

OFFICIAL PLAYERS WHOSE FIRST NAMES ARE PALINDROMES POWER RANKINGS 1. J.J. Redick 2. Otto Porter 3. J.J. Barea PAG REWOP 442. Kendavious Caldwell-Pope Whoops, sorry, didn’t realize that there really weren’t that many players whose names could be spelled the same way backward as forward. I thought there were gonna be, like, 20 names on…

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Otto Porter 26 Points Full Highlights (3/31/2018)

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Otto Porter 29 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2018)

Everyone keeps saying that Otto Porter looks so much like Wilt Chamberlain that he could be his son, but does anyone else think he kinda looks like Rasheed Wallace too? No? Just me? Screw you guys. I think he looks like Sheed sort of. If he had a headband you wouldn’t be able to tell…

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Otto Porter 27 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2018)

Well, the Wizards totally blew that one. Good news is, it wasn’t really Otto Porter’s fault, unless you consider him disappearing a problem. Or, instead of “disappearing”, maybe it was more like “getting frozen out of the offense by chucker Beal”. If they had won this game, we could’ve continued with the whole “Wizards are…

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