Otto Porter 29 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (10/27/2017)

If Otto Porter continues to play like this for the full 82 games, Wizards fans won’t even have to be sad that they lost the Kevin Durant sweepstakes two off-seasons ago. You can see where I’m going with this: Otto Porter is basically a budget version of Kevin Durant. Except the “budget” part, because Porter…

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Otto Porter 28 Points Full Highlights (10/20/2017)

It took a long time for the commentators in this game to acknowledge that Otto Porter was putting together a great offensive performance. Like, the whole first half went by, a first half were Otto-man had 20 points, without even a peep from them. I thought maybe the departure of that Chenier guy would lead…

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Otto Porter 20 Points Full Highlights (5/15/2017)

I was going to write a big long description about how I thought Otto Porter should have tried harder to make his presence known in this series, but now that I’m looking at his stats from the seven games, it turns out that, other than a goose egg in game 6, Porter was scoring rather…

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Otto Porter 22 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2017)

When Bojan Bogdanovic got traded to the Wizards he immediately began to sap away the three-point shooting powers that rightfully belonged to Otto Porter. It couldn’t be more obvious to anybody who’s paying attention to the Wizards right now. Stealing away Porter’s powers through devious, possibly occult sorcery is a very mean thing for Bogdanovic…

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Otto Porter 25 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (2/16/2017)

Otto Porter is still leading the league in three-point percentage. Things haven’t changed. Kyle Korver is catching up, and may surpass him by season’s end, but it doesn’t matter. Everyone knows Korver can shoot. That’s what he’s good at. That’s what he’s supposed to do. Alternately, shooting, prior to this year, wasn’t one of the…

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Otto Porter 25 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2017)

Somehow Otto Porter is leading the league in three-point percentage. If he holds on to the lead, it will mark the first time since the 2008-09 season (why doesn’t Anthony Morrow get minutes WHY WHY WHY) that a melanin-ed individual achieves that honor. Just a curiosity I noticed. The usual white suspects are either having…

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Otto Porter 23 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/19/2017)

Otto Porter is currently a beneficiary of the “Martell Webster Effect”. I don’t exactly know what the Martell Webster Effect entails, other than that John Wall is involved and that it’s the reason Martell Webster was really good that one season. Maybe I should’ve saved the presentation of the Martell Webster Effect until I knew…

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Otto Porter 25 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/18/2017)

Let us take a moment and give thanks that Otto Porter was not drafted first overall by the Cavaliers, as they considered. Of course, we know the story, Anthony Bennett ended up being the selection, and now he’s not in the league, while Porter ended up going third overall to the Wizards. Imagine the cries…

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Otto Porter 32 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2016)

I bet in the comment section of this video there are going to be a bunch of people saying stuff like “I knew he had this in him” and “I always liked his game” and “My fav player”. I’m calling those people out right now because they are dirty liars. Hear that, losers? I’M CALLING…

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Otto Porter 21 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2016)

Today’s vocabulary word: “Hakim Warrick”. Verb – to dunk a basketball with such force that the dunker’s entire body convulses from the impact. Named after famous dunker Hakim Warrick. Reference – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt9BqNhp6JA . Usage – “Otto Porter Hakim Warricked that shizz.” See also: teabag.

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