P.J. Tucker 20 Points Rockets Debut Full Highlights (10/17/2017)

Yet more evidence that Mike D’Antoni is a singularly offense-minded savant. We didn’t really need more evidence of that fact, but here it is anyway, ready to be added to the now towering pile: known non-scorer P.J. Tucker scored 20 points in his first game in D’Antoni’s system. Here’s a stat for you, because I…

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P.J. Tucker 21 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2016)

Are Suns fans tired of P.J. Tucker yet? He’s old and he doesn’t score points, both of which are annoying traits, but he’s also no longer the starter and he must have some value as a defensive specialist. He’s been a consistent part of the Suns’ losing efforts for the past few years, but he…

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P.J. Tucker Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2016)

Wow, I didn’t realize how bad P.J. Tucker is at scoring (cue Suns fans crying into their whiskey). At 8.8 per 36, he’s worse at putting the ball in the hole than basically (correction: literally) everybody who gets big minutes. He’s worse than Justise Winslow. He’s not worse than Tayshaun Prince, since no rotation player…

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P.J. Tucker Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2016)

Over a year after introducting my revolutionary “Tucker Rule” in one of my video descriptions, let’s revisit the idea without bias or partisanship. The first thing to remember about the “Tucker Rule” is that it’s not so much of a “rule” as it is an “alternative scoring system”. Basically, you get points for doing stuff…

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P.J. Tucker Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2015)

While doing some research for this description (yeah, this stuff needs research, you think I come up with all this stuff with my head?), it came to my attention that, currently, the top video when you search “PJ Tucker” is him talking about sneakers. This is a travesty. When one searches an NBA player, the…

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P.J. Tucker 20 Points Full Highlights (2/21/2015)

Here’s the scoop: Nobody, I repeat, NOBODY, cares about PJ Tucker. Nobody except him, his mom, and his agent. I could make Tucker videos every day and his view counts combined would be smaller than one Giannis video. There’s just nothing exciting about a small forward who looks like a football player and plays like…

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P.J. Tucker 17 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2015)

The NFL has something called the “Tuck Rule”. I don’t know what it is other than it was put in place to ensure that the Patriots remain a dynasty for the next hundred years. Here is my proposal for a “Tucker Rule” for the NBA. It’s actually less of a “rule” and more of an…

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P.J. Tucker 19 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2015)

I can’t think of another player who looks as much like his team’s logo as PJ Tucker. It’s perfect: they’re both brownish spheres. Well, PJ’s head is. The rest of him is kind of humanoid in shape. Brian Scalabrine looked like the Celtics logo, but he doesn’t count anymore. I guess Zach Randolph sorta looks…

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P.J. Tucker 19 Points Full Highlights (3/23/2014)

P.J. “Pajamas” Tucker might be one of the least-heralded starters in the NBA. He brings the hustle every night and shoots over 40% from three, but there’s no hype for him. Some possible reasons for this unfortunate state of affairs: -His head is round-looking -He is old (28) and probably won’t improve much past this…

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PJ Tucker Career High 21 Points Full Highlights (4/15/2013)

PJ “Pajamas” Tucker can be summed up in one word: who? The Suns are one of the least exciting teams in the league, and Tucker is probably one of the least exciting players, because if you’re not scoring a lot of points, dunking it a lot, or violently rejecting a bunch of shots, your game…

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