P.J. Washington 22 Points Full Highlights (3/7/2020)

Nobody was really anticipating the P.J. vs P.J. matchup that was happening tonight, but it happened whether or not anybody was anticipating it. P.J. Washington of the Hornets went up against P.J. Tucker of the Rockets while the world watched with disinterest. I don’t think they really went at each other aside from a couple…

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P.J. Washington 20 Points Full Highlights (3/5/2020)

When Hornets commentator Eric Collins exclaimed excitedly that P.J. Washington “had his jammies on” in reference to a big dunk, it blew my mind. How had I not ever thought of that pun? It seems so obvious now, but it apparently wasn’t obvious enough for my dumb brain to come up with it. That’s embarrassing…

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P.J. Washington 19 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2020)

It’s too early in P.J. Washington’s career to make an official pronouncement like this, but what the hell, I’m doing it anyway because I need some material for this video description and I haven’t come up with anything else. OFFICIAL DTB PRONOUNCEMENT: P.J. Washington PEAKED in his first game, and thus earned the MCWPWPIHFG award….

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P.J. Washington 19 Points Full Highlights (1/20/2020)

In the last video description I wrote for P.J. Washington, I introduced a revolutionary new product concept that was sure to be a money-printing factory for all involved parties: P.J.’s PJ’s. P.J.’s PJ’s are pajamas branded with P.J. Washington’s name and offered in all the crazy teals and purples that normal Hornets jerseys are available…

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P.J. Washington 20 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2020)

New money-making idea for the Hornets (since they can’t be making much money from ticket sales right now): P.J.’s PJ’s! Hornets-branded pajamas with P.J. Washington’s name on them! You can sell them in the pro shop at the arena for fifty bucks a pair. You know these would sell well because basketball fans in general…

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P.J. Washington 19 Points Full Highlights (1/4/2020)

It’s gotta be official now that P.J. Washington is the most beloved Charlotte-based P.J. of all time, ahead of P.J. Hairston and P.J. Brown, right? Can we make that official? Does a Hornets fan want to weigh in and add some officiality to the proceedings? P.J. Washington being more beloved than P.J. Hairston was a…

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P.J. Washington 26 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2019)

Hype levels for Miles Bridges: diminishing. Hype levels for Cody Zeller: dwindling from already low levels. Hype levels for Dwayne Bacon: plummeting. Hype levels for Terry Rozier: never existed. Hype levels for P.J. Washington: THROUGH THE ROOF AND TO THE MOON While much of the Hornets’ roster is hard to get hyped for at this…

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P.J. Washington 17 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2019)

Why am I still uploading highlight videos right now? I’m on video #29 for last night’s games (I think so, anyway; counting that high is hard), and I’m deep into the afternoon, and now I’m competing with the full might of the NFL for the attention of sports fans. How am I supposed to topple…

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P.J. Washington 19 Points Full Highlights (11/16/2019)

P.J. Washington is a surprisingly dunk-prone player, with 23 dunks as of the time of this writing. He is more prone to dunk the basketball than pretty much anyone his size in the NBA; the only other comparable dunker is Jabari Parker (who has way more dunks, just another illustration of how much of a…

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P.J. Washington 23 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2019)

First impressions are everything. That’s what all those people trying to sell you self-improvement stuff say, and they’re right. That’s why, if I know I’m going to be in a situation where I’m going to meeting new people, I try and put on a shirt that has been laundered within the past month and coat…

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