Pat Connaughton 18 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2018)

Sorry about the thumbnail quality. It was the best I could do, when those schmucks at ESPN could only manage one shot of Pat Connaughton’s face way off in the background. Another problem those schmucks at ESPN had: they only mentioned that he was drafted by the MLB’s Orioles ONE TIME during the whole broadcast….

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Pat Connaughton 16 Points Full Highlights (1/1/2018)

Pat “Irish Kobe” Connaughton (sorry Johnny O’Bryant I’m temporarily repurposing your nickname) may be one of the least stat-prone players in the league. Like a white Tony Snell. Just kind of out there, sometimes shooting threes, sometimes not, acting as a 5th man who doesn’t necessarily need or even want the ball. Still, he’s a…

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Pat Connaughton 17 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2017)

Pat Connaughton got a lot of people excited (it can’t be just me) when he scored 24 points in the Blazers’ season-opening massacre of the Suns. He’d been waiting in reserve for two whole years, and now it was finally time for him to craft some artificial wings made out of wax and fly towards…

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Pat Connaughton Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (10/18/2017)

I don’t know how it happened, but the Trailblazers just blew the doors off the Suns, winning 124 to 76. Things started off well enough for the Suns, but then, oh look, here comes Pat Connaughton to bring Portland back to parity, and I guess that was so dispiriting for the home team that they…

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Pat Connaughton Career High 19 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (4/12/2017)

If you were in possession of a time machine, and used your time machine to go back to the end of last season, a season where Pat Connaughton had scored one point per game on 26% shooting, and told me that that same dude would one day put up a 19/7/7 statline in the NBA,…

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Pat Connaughton Career High 15 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2017)

Hell yeah! I am so hyped for Pat Connaughton right now. He spent almost two whole years doing nothing except being an excitable bench towel-waver, waiting for his opportunity to show the world that he’s more than a 96-mph fastball. Yes, I know you’re tired of hearing about how he plays (played?) baseball also. That’s…

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