Patty Mills 20 Points/0 Rebounds/0 Assists/0 Steals/0 Blocks Full Highlights (2/11/2020)

Tony Snell captured the heart of NBA fans worldwide two years ago when he recorded the immortal statline of 18/0/0/0/0. To score so many points, while having so little impact on the rest of the game going on around him, was unprecedented. Now, in the year 2020, Patty Mills has achieved the same glorious feat,…

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Patty Mills 25 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2020)

I’m too unintelligent/lazy to figure out which players have been on their current teams for the longest stretch of time, but just by thinking about it for a while, I’ve come to the conclusion that Patty Mills has been on the Spurs longer than most players have been on their current teams. In fact, I…

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Patty Mills 21 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2020)

Now that the Spurs roster is mercifully free of any of the other participants in their dynasty (Gregg Poppovich doesn’t count since he’s not on the roster, and Marco Belinelli doesn’t count because when people think “Spurs dynasty” no one thinks of him), Patty Mills is free to average a career-high in points per game….

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Patty Mills 27 Points Full Highlights (12/19/2019)

Here’s a quick quiz to test your knowledge of the NBA: name the two players that were drafted on either side of Patty Mills, who was 55th pick in the 2009 draft. This one should be gettable for most normal NBA fans, even a lot of casuals should be able to name the players drafted…

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Patty Mills 26 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (12/14/2019)

DeMar DeRozan might be a free throw line choke-artist, and LaMarcus Aldridge may be a slow loafer with an attitude, but Patty Mills is still in San Antonio, showing the rest of the team some of the magic from the glory days of the Spurs, hitting a game-winner nearly as time expired in overtime. The…

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Patty Mills 20 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2019)

I hope Australians are familiar with the concept of a “patty melt”, one of the most important food items that America has contributed to the global culinary arts. If you are not familiar, here’s a quick rundown: it’s like a hamburger except instead of a bun you have bread (could be rye, could be sourdough,…

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Patty Mills 31 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2019)

This is Patty Mills 9th season with the Spurs. For reference, the other players he played with that season who are still in the league are Kawhi Leonard, Danny Green, and Cory Joseph. The Spurs still had their big three at that point. But one by one, all those dudes went to different teams, or…

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Patty Mills 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (2/12/2019)

It just sort of occurred to me that Patty Mills has been on the Spurs for a long time. Eight years! I must be turning into one of those people who’s caught off guard by the passing of time, because it seems like it wasn’t that long ago that Mills was an ironic towel-waving mascot…

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Patty Mills 21 Points Full Highlights (4/16/2018)

The Spurs don’t have an obvious #2 guy behind LaMarcus Aldridge. Maybe that’s cool for people who self-righteously support teams who “play the right way” with “teamwork” and “no egos” but my simple little brain prefers a clearly-defined team hierarchy where there is a first banana, a second banana, and preferably a bunch of sequentially-numbered…

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