Patty Mills 20 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2017)

Patty Mills is sort of the “Forgotten Australian” of the NBA; he’s been around for so long, filling his role so competently and blandly that Australians don’t even care about him anymore. Him and Andrew Bogut and David Andersen are like the OG Australian ballers of this generation, but a new generation has arrived, leaving…

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Patty Mills 19 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2017)

Come on Australians. Don’t you care about Patty Mills anymore? It used to be that you were there after every game of his, offering words of praise and encouragement. Now? Silence. It’s like you all disappeared, like your “continent” (it’s actually an island don’t @ me) splintered from its foundations and fell off the earth….

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Patty Mills 20 Points Full Highlights (5/9/2017)

Since I make highlight videos and not “lowlight” videos, this video does not contain the sequence at the end of regulation where Patty Mills isoed against James Harden, pump-faked, and failed to get off a shot before time expired. The shot he released a half-second too late banked in off the glass, the home crowd…

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Patty Mills 20 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (4/25/2017)

Time zones always confuse me. I wanted to know what time it was in Australia right now but when I looked at the time zone map all that happened is I got pissed off about the international date line. I don’t even know where Australia is on a world map. It’s probably next to Austria…

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Patty Mills 21 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (3/11/2017)

The stars seemed to have been aligned perfectly for Patty Mills to have a monster game. Not only were the main scorers on his team (Leonard and Aldridge) out for various reasons, but he was matched up against a team missing all of its own star players, including the ones that play defense. When all…

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Patty Mills 23 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2016)

If I hear that Spurs announcer (is he the one that everyone hates? probably) say “GOOD ON YA PATTY!!!!!!” one more time, I think I’m going to go nuts. Can’t we get Patty Mills back on the Blazers so we don’t have to hear any more patronizing Faux-stralian accents? They loved him there. I’m sure…

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Patty Mills 23 Points Full Highlights (11/30/2016)

Attention Australians: Patty Mills just had a good game, and you need to watch the highlights right now. Attention Australians: Patty Mills just had a good game, and you need to watch the highlights right now. Attention Australians: Patty Mills just had a good game, and you need to watch the highlights right now. I…

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Patty Mills 18 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2016)

Patty Mills checked his reflection in the rear-view mirror one more time. Seeing that his blond wig had come slightly askew on the drive over, he adjusted it until it was perfectly in place. His lipstick had fared better, and was just as garishly red as it had been when he had applied it thirty…

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Patty Mills 16 Points Full Highlights (4/19/2016)

This first round sucks. Did everybody forget how to shoot or what? Under no circumstances should Patty Mills’ 16 points be the highest scoring output in the entire game. Somebody tell the coaches to stop coaching so much defense. Maybe tell the refs to do something about it too. Adam Silver himself should have jogged…

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