Furkan Korkmaz 31 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (2/9/2020)

Furkan “Klaykmaz” Korkmaz is breaking out right in front of our eyes. Elton Brand and the Sixers front office were obsessed with acquiring more shooters at the trade deadline, but maybe their obsession wouldn’t have been so obsessive if they had realized exactly what they had with Korkmaz: a lights-out shooter who can give you…

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Shake Milton Career High 27 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/30/2020)

Shake “Shake Shaq” Milton doesn’t actually have that many similarities to the famous Shaquille O’Neal, despite what his nickname (which I came up with just now) would imply. He’s not big like Shaq. He can’t bully people like Shaq. He’s not a perennial MVP snub like Shaq was in his prime. However, Milton does have…

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Raul Neto 19 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2020)

Brazil-Australia relations have entered a new and unprecedented era of overt hostility thanks to this, dare I say it, DOMINATING display of prodigious point guard play by none other than Brazil’s own Raul Neto. As Neto dominated (there’s that word again, I can’t stop using it) the second quarter against the Warriors, Ben Simmons watched…

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Furkan Korkmaz 17 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2020)

Furkan Korkmaz scoring the pleasant-but-not-really-mind-blowing amount of seventeen points is starting to become a crisis. This is the fifth time this season he’s scored exactly seventeen, and he’s only scored more than that three times. I know he’s not doing it on purpose, but it really feels like he’s making a specific and coordinated effort…

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Furkan Korkmaz 17 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2020)

Furkan “The Korkmaster” Korkmaz had a stretch near the beginning of the season where he was pretty good, then he had an extended stretch where he was cheeks, and now he’s starting up another run of decent play. Last game he had 24 (27 if the refs hadn’t unfairly taken away the three-pointer he made…

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Furkan Korkmaz Career High 24 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/17/2020)

Furkan “Korverkmaz” Korkmaz, if the universe were fair and just, should have had 27 points in this game (which would have been even career-highier than this), but the refs, once again showing the gross incompetence that has made them a laughingstock all across the world, took one of his three-pointers away. I figure the 76ers…

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Furkan Korkmaz 16 Points Full Highlights (12/25/2019)

When the unexpected light appears in my bedroom, I open my eyes expecting to have to scold my kitty Japurri Purrker for turning on the lightswitch, as he is prone to doing in the middle of the night. But the light filling the room does not have its source in the lightbulb above my head….

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Furkan Korkmaz Career High 21 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2019)

After getting 25 MPG per game in the month of November, Furkan “Korverkmaz” Korkmaz saw his minutes drop down to 15 per game in the month of December. We can blame this directly on Josh Richardson’s return from injury, but “blame” is only the right term to use if you’re exclusively a fan of Korkmaz…

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Matisse Thybulle 20 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2019)

Who says that Matisse Thybulle is just a one-way player? An extensive analysis of internet comments to find out who is claiming such a thing, and the results will not surprise you: -Trolls -Stephen A. Smith -Racists -Butthurt Raptor Fans -Ignorami -Russian Bots All those types of people regularly go on the internet and say,…

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Trey Burke 21 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (12/7/2019)

An unheralded inter-position battle is happening right now in Philly: Trey Burke is going against Raul Neto in the battle of former Jazz midget point guards. Right now, Neto is winning, which comes as a bit of a surprise to me (Jazz fans will probably not be surprised, though). He was always so marginal in…

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