Furkan Korkmaz 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/12/2018)

Two 18-point games for Furkan Korkmaz in a row. This is an onslaught the likes of we have never before seen from The Motherfurker (ignoring, as usual, his nuts Summer League game because that wasn’t the real NBA). He’s gone from racking up DNPs to playing decent minutes to playing decent minutes and scoring 18…

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Furkan Korkmaz 18 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2018)

Furkan “The Motherfurker” “Turkish Delight” “Korverkmaz” “Furky Town” Korkmaz has probably retracted his trade request by now. I don’t think it was ever really confirmed in the first place, but assuming he did actually make it, he’s got to realize that his circumstances have changed dramatically for the better since then. He’s getting to play…

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Mike Muscala 18 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/7/2018)

I would like to issue an OFFICIAL DTB APOLOGY to Mike “Muscy Stench” Muscala, the Phildelphia 76ers organization, and all fans of either entity for the shameful actions of the night of November 17, 2018. On that night, Mike “The Musc Ox” Muscala scored nineteen points against the Suns. That point total was, and still…

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J.J. Redick 24 Points Full Highlights (12/2/2018)

J.J. Redick, at age 34, in his 13th season, is averaging a career-high in points after averaging a career-high in points the previous year. If there’s anything we can learn from this, it’s that letting chicks piss on you grants functional immortality (actually just looked it up turned out HE is the one who likes…

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Furkan Korkmaz 13 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/30/2018)

Furkan “The Motherfurker” “Korverkmaz” Korkmaz seems to be doing okay after reportedly demanding a trade a month ago. He’s still on the 76ers, I haven’t heard any other murmurings of discontent, and now he’s even getting to play minutes! And not just the garbagey ones. Real ones. Sometimes. Not all the time, but more than…

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Landry Shamet 16 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2018)

With his 8.2 points per game, Landry “Shamwow” Shamet is the best-scoring outside-the-lottery player in last year’s draft. He’s also the ninth highest-scoring player in the draft overall. The Sixers might be missing out on Zhaire Smith and whatever he would be doing, but at least they uncovered a guy with the 26th pick that…

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Dario Saric 19 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2018)

We’re still waiting for that elusive 20-burger from Dario Saric this season. That used to be the threshold for highlights, but I felt like it was now or never. He’s been better for the Timberwolves than he was for the 76ers this year, but only by a little bit. I was never as hyped for…

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Landry Shamet 15 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)

I don’t know if Landry Shamet has yet earned the nickname “Shamwow”, but I’m gonna go ahead and bestow him the nickname anyway. He can keep it. It’s a good nickname and it was just sitting on my nickname shelf gathering dust with nobody to use it. What I will say about Shamwow is that,…

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J.J. Redick 25 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2018)

My body is ready for the upcoming Philly implosion now that Jimmy Butler is going to be added to the mix. There’s already a weird vibe around the whole organization, and it seems like a dynamic personality like Butler could be the thing that sends the entire thing off the rails. Stay tuned. For now,…

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Furkan Korkmaz 16 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2018)

I hope you’re enjoying this taste of Furkan “The Mutherfurker” Korkmaz, because once Jimmy Butler (barf) comes into the fold, it’s back to the end of the bench for him. We have now entered the part of the process called “panic trade for a disgruntled ‘star’”. The time for players like Korkmaz to find their…

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