Alex Poythress 18 Points Full Highlights (4/12/2017)

One would think that Alex Poythress’ strong finish to the season would guarantee him a spot on the Sixers next year. I mean, he probably will be on the team next year, but whenever I think of promising young Sixers who were dumped to the wayside, I think of one guy: Henry Sims. Also Hollis…

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Justin Anderson Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (4/12/2017)

There’s just something about the 76ers that allows them to turn one team’s trash into another team’s treasure. Or, as Marc Zumoff likes to say, “Turns garbage… into gold!”. My theory is that something is the expectation of having no expectations; no one cares if you win or lose, in fact losing is preferred, so…

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Alex Poythress 15 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (4/10/2017)

Alex “Poythrees” Poythress did not strike me, on first inspection, as a three-point shooter. Had I inspected deeper, I would have discovered that he shot threes in the D-League, but I did not. So this performance comes as a total surprise to me. It probably does to you as well, unless you’ve been following this…

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Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2017)

This career-high performance by Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot marks the 5th time in 6 games that he has lead his team in scoring. See? I can be a fancy-pants professional sports journalist just like those other dudes with their fancy-pants stats and professionalism. No problemo. Would a talentless hack who only writes BS for YouTube video descriptions…

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Justin Anderson 17 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2017)

At the time Justin Anderson was traded to the Sixers in the Noel deal, I was fully in the “Justin Anderson is wildly overrated by Mavs fans desperate for any kind of young talent” camp, but I have to say, he has done a pretty good job of proving me wrong. He’s still not a…

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Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot 18 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2017)

How old is Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot? This is not a rhetorical question. I don’t know. If he’s under 21, I’m just going to go ahead and anoint him the next Giannis. Is that cool with everyone? Not able to drink yet = Greek Freak part 2 French edition. Able to legally consume alcohol = just another…

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Shawn Long 18 Points Full Highlights (4/4/2017)

Though he’s put together only a small portfolio, it’s looking like Shawn Long is one of those “diamonds in the rough” that the 76ers’ endless player churn sometimes turns up. Eventually, one or two of those D-League call-ups end up being someone you can play on a real team that is trying to win real…

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Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot 19 Points Full Highlights (4/4/2017)

Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot continues to impress. I don’t know if there are too many people paying attention to the 76ers these days, but whoever is is surely impressed by TLC as well. He’s been getting 30 minutes or more most games in the last month, and he’s got a few decent scoring games to show for…

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Alex Poythress 11 Points 76ers Debut Full Highlights (4/2/2017)

It seems like, in a time long past, I had heard the name Alex Poythress. That’s impressive by itself. He must have been something special as a high-schooler for me to have even heard of him (was he better or worse than Aquille Carr??????). But then what? He went to a good team and won…

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Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (4/2/2017)

I don’t even remember how to write descriptions any more. That whole April Fool’s thing messed me up real bad. I have a lot of ideas for funny sensational blurbs in the title, and a lot of ways to make fun of those ball-handling gloves and jump programs, but no ideas for a description for…

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