Ben Simmons 18 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (11/15/2017)

OFFICIAL PLAYERS WHO SHOULD HAVE DEFERRED REBOUNDS TO BEN SIMMONS SO HE COULD GET A TRIPLE-DOUBLE POWER RANKINGS: 1. J.J. Redick. What are you doing getting eight rebounds man? You’re old and you have T-Rex arms. 2. Dario Saric. Soft euros aren’t allowed to get rebounds. 3. Robert Covington. Just because you got paid doesn’t…

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Robert Covington Career High 31 Points Full Highlights (11/13/2017)

Looking at the list the highest-scoring games in Robert Covington’s career is making me sad. All I wanted to do was confirm that 31 is indeed his career-high in points. I didn’t sign up for the part where Covington’s eight next-highest games all resulted in losses for his team. Basketball-reference should provide like a spoiler…

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Ben Simmons 22 Points/7 Dunks Full Highlights (11/13/2017)

This is why the NCAA banned dunking. Right here. Just watch this video and try to tell me that you don’t feel disgust burning in the pit of your stomach. Such barbarity I have never before seen on an NBA court. Ben Simmons did receive one technical for hanging on the rim. That was great,…

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Robert Covington 24 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/9/2017)

I am disappointed to see that Robert Covington is only 32nd in the league in terms of threes attempted per minute. If you restrict that to actual players who play real minutes (RIP Alec Peters/Ryan Arcidiacono), he still comes in at only 15th. That’s not good enough. At 50 percent from deep on the year,…

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Ben Simmons 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/9/2017)

I’m glad to see that Ben Simmons is benefiting from what I call the “Giannis Effect”. Named after everyone’s favorite Greek, the Giannis Effect is when a certain player’s teammates shoot the ball as soon as they receive it from said player, in order to get that player more assists. I’m not denigrating the quality…

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Dario Saric 25 Points Full Highlights (11/7/2017)

It sucks not being the man on a team anymore. I’ve found that out multiple times throughout my basketball career. I have the luxury of switching teams when it happens to me; I’m not playing against middle schoolers most of the time now and I’m like prime Shaq and Kobe rolled into one. Dario Saric…

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Robert Covington 22 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2017)

After several years of being a sub-40% field goal shooter, Robert Covington is apparently benefitting from no longer being the first, second, or even third option on his team this season, because he’s now shooting a neat 47% from the field. Even more impressive, his three-point percentage currently sits at sizzly 49% – that’s sizzlier…

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Ben Simmons Triple Double 14 Pts/11 Rebs/11 Asts Full Highlights (11/3/2017)

Ben Simmons is already exceeding expectations in a 76ers uniform. Watch him play is a joy, a delight, a treat, a privilege (check it), it’s hard to be critical of anything he is doing. Only the curmudgeonliest and most cantankerous haters could have anything negative to say about him at this point. With that said……

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J.J. Redick 31 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (11/3/2017)

Last time J.J. Redick was a third banana in the Eastern Conference, he was playing behind Monta Ellis and Brandon Jennings on a team with no excitement and no prospects. Now, maybe it’s debatable that he’s even the third option right now, but I say he is, and things are looking a lot better this…

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Ben Simmons 19 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (11/1/2017)

Some people have been saying recently that Ben Simmons is too good for my channel. That he has somehow graduated from being eligible for DTB highlights. Well, here’s a news flash for you bozos: every rookie is eligible for my channel. There is no such thing as a rookie who is too good to get…

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