Markelle Fultz All 65 Field Goals Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Bucketilation)

“Thanks for inviting me to come work out with you,” Markelle Fultz said to his teammate Joel Embiid. “I know I haven’t been around the team much so it means a lot that you still want to, like, include me.” Joel looked up from his phone. “Trust me, I know what it’s like to be…

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Boban Marjanovic 16 Points Full Highlights (4/15/2019)

Boban Marjanovic just demonstrated to Jarrett Allen why you can’t give Marjanovic any space when he’s got the ball: he’ll just shoot a midrange jumper (after making sure for five seconds that nobody’s going to come defend him first). We’ve known since his rookie season with the Spurs that Boban has some midrange shooting ability,…

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Boban Marjanovic 13 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (4/13/2019)

The Philly Phaithful spent a considerable amount of their time in this game booing their own team. Given that certain players on the team didn’t quite play up to expectations, I don’t disagree with the boos. Boos will never make a team play better, but they’ll make the fans feel better, and since basketball is…

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Jonathon Simmons 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/10/2019)

With the other Simmons sitting out, Jonathon Simmons did his best impersonation, putting up a 20/7/5 statline that definitely feels like something Ben Simmons would do. The only problem was, he hit way too many threes. Ben still hasn’t hit one, but Jonathon forgot that fact (probably was remembering all the practice footage we’ve seen…

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T.J. McConnell 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/10/2019)

Marc Zumoff kindly informed us that this game ties a career high in points for T.J. McConnell, but he not-so-kindly neglected to remind us that McConnell’s true career high came in the playoffs, where he scored nineteen against the Celtics. This is a vital piece of information to be omitted, given that the “career high”…

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Boban Marjanovic 18 Points/6 Assists/2 Threes Full Highlights (4/10/2019)

If this game is any indication, the center rotation for the Philadelphia 76ers in the playoffs will consist of these players: -Boban Marjanovic -Greg Monroe -Amir Johnson I don’t know about you, but when I read that list, I start getting HYPED. It’s got it all, the gigantic Euro monster who also has SKILLS, the…

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Zhaire Smith 17 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/10/2019)

There’s a new article out on some news outlet that I don’t read (and you shouldn’t either; DTB descriptions should be your only reading material) about Zhaire Smith’s allergic reaction that caused his return from injury to be significantly delayed and also caused him to probably almost die. I didn’t read it (because I don’t…

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Zhaire Smith 11 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (4/9/2019)

The Philadelphia 76ers have had extraordinarily bad luck regarding their draft picks and injuries. Joel Embiid, Ben Simmons, and Markelle Fultz were all high draft choices that missed some or all of their respective rookie seasons due to injuries to various body parts. It’s gotten to the point where some fans jokingly (or not-so-jokingly) refer…

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Greg Monroe 18 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2019)

When I think about how badly Greg Monroe’s career derailed, I legitimately get sad. Normally I don’t feel emotions, much less emotions like sympathy, much less sympathy towards well-paid famous guys, but it is what it is. I can’t deny my emotions. And my emotions whenever Greg Monroe crosses my mind are predominantly sad in…

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Mike Scott 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (4/4/2019)

This, to you, the ignorant viewer, probably looks like a pretty good performance by Mike Scott. 22 points, 18 of those points coming from the 6 threes he hit, nothing wrong with that at all, you think. Snort. Guffaw. Watch this video and educate yourself before coming to such hasty conclusions. You will quickly see…

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