Matisse Thybulle 15 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2019)

The title of this video doesn’t really do it justice. Yeah, Matisse Thybulle had 15 points and yeah, that’s a career high. But as everybody knows, there’s a lot more to Thybulle’s game than just scoring. Actually, the majority of his game is something other than scoring. Scoring seems almost like a distracting afterthought to…

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Furkan Korkmaz 17 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2019)

Furkan “Kork and Ball Torture” Korkmaz is still leading the Sixers in total made three-pointers and it’s not even that close really. He’s got 28 hits from the deepzone this season, while Josh Richardson, the next player on the list, only has twenty. Korkmaz should definitely be commended for coming into the season ready to…

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Furkan Korkmaz 17 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2019)

It’s looking to me like the 76ers entered the season without enough shooting. They looked at the players they had and thought to themselves “lots of these dudes can shoot threes, so I think we’re good in that area”. Which is true. Most of the players they have CAN shoot threes, everyone’s attempted some except…

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Furkan Korkmaz 20 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2019)

Furkan Korkmaz’ game-winner from a few days ago is up there with Sundiata Gaines’ as the least expected in recent NBA history. The 76ers are loaded with offensive talent, and the game-sealing shot is hit by a little-used bench dude who doesn’t even get to use the nickname “The Motherfurker” because Furkan Aldemir got there…

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Furkan Korkmaz 17 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2019)

A lot has been made of the 76ers “supposed” (I put the word “supposed” in quotes to indicate my doubt) lack of shooting. But here’s the deal: if you don’t look very closely, Furkan Korkmaz looks enough like J.J. Redick to be a passable imitation. The 76ers can use that to their advantage. Redick may…

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J.J. Redick All 240 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation Part II)

“You did WHAT?” J.J. Redick smiled apologetically. “It’s not a big deal. Voodoo’s just a bunch of phony baloney anyway, so it’s not like that lady’s gonna cast a curse on me for stealing her potions.” “But you believed in voodoo enough to steal the potions in the first place,” Zion Williamson pointed out. “J.J.,…

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J.J. Redick All 240 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation Part I)

J.J. Redick nervously drove down streets in a New Orleans neighborhood that he had never been to before. The small houses lining the streets ranged from “dilapidated” to “unfit for human occupation”. He wondered why he had elected to make this trip at night when everything seemed ten times as unsafe. Distant and not-so-distant police…

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Ben Simmons All 17 Jumpers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Jumperilation)

Heading into the 2019-20 NBA season (which is really coming up super fast oh my god where did the offseason go help I have so many more -ilations to upload), there is a lot of speculation on the state of Ben Simmons’ jumper. There is mystery. There is intrigue. There are articles featuring many dozens…

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Landry Shamet All 167 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation)

Shooting shot after shot in the Clippers’ practice gym, Landry Shamet couldn’t help but notice that one of his teammates, Montrezl Harrell, was staring at him. As far as Landry could tell, he wasn’t doing anything particularly noteworthy; certainly nothing that was worth being stared at. His clothes were normal, his hair looked the same…

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Ben Simmons All 133 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)

Ben Simmons furtively looked over his shoulder as he typed in his YouTube search term, then felt silly for doing so. In the privacy of his apartment, nobody would know what deviant YouTube videos he was seeking out. After a quick pause of contemplation, Ben appended two words to the end of his search. It…

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