Ben Simmons All 147 Dunks Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Dunkilation)

“Hey T.J. I need some help,” Ben Simmons said awkwardly as he lingered near T.J. McConnell’s locker. “Well, if you want advice on how to deal with getting curb-stomped by a less-talented team in the playoffs, I don’t have any,” T.J. replied as he stood up from his position picking depleted Gatorade bottles from the…

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Dario Saric 27 Points Full Highlights (5/9/2018)

The Celtics were supposed to be the easy matchup of this year’s playoffs, the banged-up team that everyone wanted to face for free wins. That was the narrative that I bought into as a Bucks fan, and see where it got me. The 76ers fell into the same trap, and now they get to watch…

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T.J. McConnell Career High 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (5/7/2018)

If you’re sitting there feeling all happy and contented after watching T.J. McConnell get a new career high with nineteen points, you pretty much have me and me only to thank for it. I will now provide, in its entirety, the letter which I penned and sent to Sixers coach Brett Brown after their game…

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Dario Saric 25 Points Full Highlights (5/7/2018)

Okay. So the 76ers managed to avoid a sweep thanks to the heroism of Dario Saric. It’s still quite likely that they lose the series, but this single win elevates the outcome of the series from “completely embarrasing and shameful” to “disappointing”. No lie, I was getting MAD at the Sixers for the pathetic manner…

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Robert Covington 22 Points Full Highlights (5/3/2018)

I’ve talked about this before, so forgive me for talking about again, but I think it bears repeating: Robert Covington, who is just a guy, was 7th in the league in ESPN’s “Real Plus-Minus” stat. I’m utterly incompetent when it comes to anything involving numbers, but I’m pretty sure RPM is a somewhat legit stat….

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J.J. Redick 23 Points Full Highlights (5/3/2018)

While watching this game, I found myself often thinking, with slight variations, “it’s a good thing J.J. Redick is hitting all these tough shots because Philly’s halfcourt offense looks like poo”. His hot shooting was enough to propel his team to a big lead early on, but as he cooled off, so did their ability…

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J.J. Redick 27 Points Full Highlights (4/24/2018)

I don’t even know who Meek Mill is. I tried looking him on basketball-reference, but nothing came up. That probably means he’s not a basketball player worth caring about, unless he was a beast in college or Europe or something. He seemed happy that the 76ers were winning, so good for him, I’m happy too….

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J.J. Redick 24 Points Full Highlights (4/21/2018)

I think J.J. Redick jumped higher than he ever has before on that rebound after Wade’s bricked free-throw. Watching it live, I thought for a frantic fraction of a second that he was going to put-back slam the miss. He was SOARING. He could totally have dunked that if he wanted to, even with his…

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Dario Saric 21 Points Full Highlights (4/19/2018)

Dario Saric has been the leading shot-attempter for the 76ers in the last two games, and only missed out on the first one because Marco Belinelli got in a really chucky mood. I know he’s good, but is he so good that he has to be the number-one guy on offense? What’s going on here?…

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Marco Belinelli 21 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/19/2018)

Once again, Marco Belinelli made nothing but tough shots tonight. If these ever stop going in for him, he’s going to become fairly useless, but for now, he’s bailing out the 76ers on a whole bunch of possessions and swinging games in their direction. The commentators mentioned his “championship experience”, which I feel is kind…

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