Ben Simmons 24 Points/9 Assists/3 Jumpshots Full Highlights (10/30/2017)

BEN SIMMONS JUMPSHOT ALERT EXPIRED! BEN SIMMONS JUMPSHOT ALERT EXPIRED! BEN SIMMONS NOW MAKES JUMPSHOTS SO REGULARLY THAT AN ALERT DOES MORE HARM THAN GOOD BEN SIMMONS JUMPSHOT ALERT EXPIRED! It is official: Ben Simmons is a jumpshot shooter/maker. There is no point for the “Ben Simmons Jumpshot Alert” anymore, because it is no longer…

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T.J. McConnell 15 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (10/28/2017)

I am a fan of Ben Simmons. I really am. What I am not a fan of his presence contributing to, if not being the sole reason for, T.J. McConnell’s continued MARGINALIZATION on the 76ers. Since you are watching this video, you agree with me. If we can get a bunch of people to comment…

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Ben Simmons 23 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (10/28/2017)

I need to start a storyline for Ben Simmons. This year will be my only chance, because the rule is that NBA stop being rookies after their first year in the league. So I gotta get going. But I don’t even have any good ideas! Here are a few concepts I have come up with,…

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Ben Simmons 14 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (10/25/2017)

Ben Simmons needs to average a triple-double this season. He’s not even far off the pace right now, only a few assists shy. Points and rebounds are the simple part; just spam shots and abandon playing defense in order to grab boards and you can get 10 of each easily. Assists, though, are pretty tough….

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J.J. Redick 22 Points Full Highlights (10/25/2017)

The Philadelphia 76ers are in the “Win Now” part of their process. No more tanking, no more injuries, no more lineups composed wholly of D-Leaguers. Wins are the goal, playoffs are the goal. And an important part of the transition was to sign some savvy vets who can savvily impart their savvy vet wisdom on…

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Ben Simmons Triple Double 21 Pts/12 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (10/23/2017)

BEN SIMMONS JUMPSHOT ALERT! BEN SIMMONS JUMPSHOT ALERT! BEN SIMMONS HAS MADE A JUMPSHOT! ALERT ALERT ALERT THIS IS NOT A TEST THIS IS NOT A DRILL BEN SIMMONS JUMPSHOT ALERT For your information, I actually rigged up the klaxon that I have next to my highlight station to go off whenever it detects a…

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Ben Simmons 18 Points/8 Assists/2 Jumpshots Full Highlights (10/21/2017)

BEN SIMMONS JUMPSHOT ALERT! BEN SIMMONS JUMPSHOT ALERT! BEN SIMMONS HAS MADE A JUMPSHOT! ALERT ALERT ALERT THIS IS NOT A TEST THIS IS NOT A DRILL BEN SIMMONS JUMPSHOT ALERT If I had an onomatopoeia for a klaxon noise, I would put it here as well. Because I have a special klaxon next to…

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Robert Covington 29 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (10/18/2017)

Lost in the resplendent glory of the 76ers young core of Ben Simmons, Joel Embiid, and Markelle Fultz is the knowledge of who remains their best player: Robert Covington. That’s right, I said it, and I’ll say it again too. Robert Covington. Robert Covington. Rob 👏 Ert 👏 Cov 👏 Ing 👏 Ton 👏. I…

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Ben Simmons 18 Points 76ers Debut Full Highlights (10/18/2017)

If there was ever a rookie who is ineligible for this channel, Ben Simmons is it. The man needs no introduction as the most hyped neophyte since LeBron James. Him missing an entire year only added to the hype. All the mystique around “the process”; even more hype. He is the next big thing, the…

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Alex Poythress 18 Points Full Highlights (4/12/2017)

One would think that Alex Poythress’ strong finish to the season would guarantee him a spot on the Sixers next year. I mean, he probably will be on the team next year, but whenever I think of promising young Sixers who were dumped to the wayside, I think of one guy: Henry Sims. Also Hollis…

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