Ben Simmons 20 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2017)

The quality of my life is significantly improved if I get to make a Ben Simmons highlight video but it doesn’t have to contain his assists. It just frees up so much time for me to do other things if Simmons, instead of getting eight or ten or twelve assists, gets a paltry amount like…

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Dario Saric 18 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (12/21/2017)

I was getting hyped for a potential Dario Saric triple-double, but it didn’t happen. He fell just short, notching 9 dimes. I blame Ben Simmons for hogging the ball, Jerryd Bayless for sucking, DeMar DeRozan for scoring so many points, and Joel Embiid for being injured. I do not blame Saric himself. He did all…

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Ben Simmons 19 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (12/18/2017)

I was gonna rag on Ben Simmons for being one assist shy of a trippy-dubby, since that is an indication to me that he doesn’t even care about arbitrary statistical achievements/the base-10 number system, but it turns out that he wasn’t even close to the required ten assists until Dario Saric went nuts in the…

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Dario Saric 27 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2017)

Tonight was a refreshing throwback to the Dario Saric of his rookie year, the Dario Saric who didn’t have to share the rock with anybody except Embiid when he managed to get on the court. The Dario Saric who didn’t have to deal with expectations of his team being good, the Dario Saric who was…

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Amir Johnson 16 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2017)

Amir Johnson is entering his thirteenth year in the league. Is that crazy or what? I don’t know about you, but every time I see how long Amir has been in the league, I’m caught off guard. He was the last player to be drafted straight out of high school so I guess it makes…

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J.J. Redick 28 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2017)

I was watching J.J. Redick shoot free throws in this vid, and I got to thinking. That’s something I really like to do. Thinking. What was I thinking about? Glad you asked! I was thinking that it would be really rad to have a J.J. Redick freethrow-ilation for this season. He’s shooting 94% so far,…

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Ben Simmons 27 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (12/10/2017)

I might have to reinstitute my BEN SIMMONS JUMPER ALERT program. For a while there it seemed like he was hitting one every game, or even more than one, but I’m not really seeing them anymore from him. Where did they go? Obviously, they’re not a good shot for him at this point, but since…

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Ben Simmons Triple Double 12 Pts, 13 Rebs, 15 Asts Full Highlights (12/7/2017)

It’s happening. Ben Simmons is, as all good PGs do, beginning to get a little help from the scorekeepers when it comes to assists. You think John Stockton really earned all those assists? Sure, he was a great passer, but he was made greater by the liberal Jazz scorekeepers. I’m not surprised that it happened…

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Ben Simmons 20 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/4/2017)

I guess it was a lot to hope for that this would be Ben Simmons’ literal “flu game”, a dominating masterpiece of everything basketball-related, a triple-double and a five-by-five rolled into one, a showcase of scoring both inside and out. That was what I was imagining in my most private fantasies, even knowing that a…

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J.J. Redick 25 Points Full Highlights (12/4/2017)

We saw a whole other facet of J.J. Redick’s game that had scarcely been seen previously. A new, gleaming facet, polished to a blinding finish, shining with the radiance of the 76ers ever-advancing process. That facet, you ask? Layups. Normally I am not in favor of layups, but since it’s J.J. Redick we’re talking about,…

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