Dario Saric 23 Points Full Highlights (4/16/2018)

Okay, so the 76ers aren’t going to sweep their way to their first chip with their new core. Once a team has lost a game, that means, by definition, that sweeps aren’t happening anymore. Doesn’t seem fair, but I didn’t write the dictionary. That loser Merriam and that douchebag Webster wrote it. And, given the…

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Dario Saric 20 Points Full Highlights (4/14/2018)

Philly fans are probably tired of people pointing this out, but I haven’t personally pointed it out yet so I’m in the clear: the 76ers shot 18 of 28 from the threezone in this game. That’s part of the reason that they dropped 74 points in the second half. Shooting a high percentage from three…

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J.J. Redick 28 Points Full Highlights (4/14/2018)

J.J. Redick, with this game, basically wrote a letter to all thirty GM’s in the league. Here are the contents of that letter: “Hey NBA GM’s, This offseason, you’d better pay me a huge amount of money because I’m out here winning games for my team in the playoffs. Also the contract has to be…

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Marco Belinelli 25 Points Full Highlights (4/14/2018)

More ridiculous shots for Marco Belinelli. There’s some players who making a living off of never ever shooting a standstill catch-and-shoot jumper, and he’s definitely one of them. In Atlanta he was regarded (by me, I don’t think anyone else noticed his existence) a chucky chuckmaster who needed to chill out; now he’s a key…

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T.J. McConnell 16 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

It has come to my attention that despite my pleas and the pleas of fans all over the globe, T.J. McConnell is still being marginalized by the Philadelphia 76ers. I’ve said it before and I will never hesitate to say it again: stop marginalizing T.J. McConnell right now. Markelle Fultz’s return has only made things…

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Richaun Holmes 19 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

I still maintain that Richaun “Rich Holmie Chaun” Holmes can offer all the same stuff the Joel Embiid does. He can hit the threes (not this year, but last year he could). He can dunk. He can block shots. With Embiid out because he memed too hard on Twitter, Holmes gets to prove that my…

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Dario Saric 24 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

You will not believe the pain I felt while making this video. I know the Bucks ended up okay because of playoff seeding or whatever (basically as long as we don’t have to play Dario Saric again we’re good), but this was pretty much the most brutal loss possible right before the playoffs. It was…

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Justin Anderson 25 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

Ever since I got my microwave back in good working order (thanks to a special Buddy I have), I’ve been making sure to really appreciate all the Pop-Tarts I eat. There was a scary period of a few days where I didn’t have Pop-Tarts at all, and I hadn’t realized how important they were in…

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Markelle Fultz Triple Double 13 Pts/10 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

I held off on making Markelle Fultz highlights until he had a legitimately good game. That meant he had to score more than ten points. I did this because I have standards. Some might scoff at the concept, because I will gladly make a highlight video for some no-name scrub scoring twelve points, but believe…

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J.J. Redick 28 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (4/10/2018)

I’m starting to get ECF vibes from this Sixers squad. Usually my vibe receptors only detect vibes emanated by players, but lately I’ve been picking up vibes emanated by entire teams, and the 76ers are definitely emanating the vibes of a team that might make it past the first and second rounds of the playoffs….

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