T.J. McConnell 7 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (11/4/2015)

What the heck? I haven’t even done Giannis Antetokounmpo highlights yet and I’m already on my second T.J. McConnell video? Just rename my channel to PhilaPhilia and be done with it, I guess. This is right up there with the most improbable events in DTB history. Like when I made a bunch of Charlie Villanueva…

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T.J. McConnell 6 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (11/2/2015)

Steve Nash. John Stockton. Mark Price. These are all names that come to mind when you think of T.J. McConnell. Bonus comparison for fans of more obscure players: Brad Davis. These players all have two things in common: they all were/are point guards in the NBA, and they all have a distinct lack of melanin…

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Nik Stauskas 15 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2015)

All good things must come to an end. That’s what my grammy told me once, and guess what, she ended up dying. She was a wise woman. In this case, I’m not talking about my impending mortality or the end of my Halloween candy or anything like that. I’m talking about my carefully crafted nickname…

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Nik Stauskas 12 Points 76ers Debut Full Highlights (10/30/2015)

Can we talk about how the Kings gave up on their crowd-sourced lottery pick after only one season? Yes, we can, because this is my description box and I can type whatever I want in it. Deal with it. Anyway, back to Nik Stauskas (the guy I was referencing above, Thomas Robinson can wait for…

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Nerlens Noel All 118 Dunks Full Highlights (2014-2015 Season Dunkilation)

“Bae, I thought you knew what you were doing!” whined Nerlens Noel’s girlfriend, Moniqua, who was lying naked next to a similarly-naked and similarly-frustrated Nerlens. “So did I,” he mumbled through gritted teeth. “But girls don’t come with instructions.” Moniqua sighed. “I told you bae, it goes down there right between my legs.” Nerlens ignored…

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K.J. McDaniels All 42 Dunks Full Highlights (2014-2015 Season Dunkilation)

To start off this description, I’m going to outlay a series of facts that cannot be disputed or disagreed with: -K.J. McDaniels is a good dunker -K.J. McDaniels dunked quite often while on the 76ers -Pizza is the second most versatile food in the world, after sandwiches and ahead of salads -After being traded to…

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JaKarr Sampson Career High 18 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2015)

The 76ers just showed the world that a lineup consisting entirely of small forwards can compete to the end with a team that has a former MVP on it. JaKarr Sampson, who is, unsurprisingly, a small forward, was dubbed “Point Guard for a Day” by the Sixers’ coaching staff and made the most out of…

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Robert Covington Career High 27 Points Full Highlights (4/8/2015)

Looking into Robert Covington’s forehead wrinkles is akin to gazing into the black ocean of the stars, each ridge of his skin a wave of cosmic truth. What insight can we gain? I feel on the cusp of incredible knowledge, locked away inside the wrinkles. Give me strength on this journey to enlightenment.

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Jason Richardson 17 Points Full Highlights (4/8/2015)

This Jason Richardson highlight video does not contain any dunks. If that is why you are thinking of watching this, with the idea that you might see some slams, please reconsider. Only disappointment awaits you. However, if you want to see the other side of J-Rich, the three-point chucking side, than this may be the…

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Furkan Aldemir 11 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2015)

I have not detected much excitement around the league for Furkan “Motherfurker” Aldemir. Come on people. He’s foreign! There’s supposed to be a never-silent contingent of Turkish fans hyping him at every turn. Maybe hype is reserved for players who are either good right now or could be good in the future. Furkan, well, just…

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