I’ve run out of stuff to say about Jahlil Okafor. Alaa Abdelnaby hasn’t, though. Which kind of sucks for everybody, because not only does Philly have the worst team in the league, they have one of the worst commentators currently working for an NBA team. It’s like when Sidney Moncrief was doing color for the…
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Jahlil Okafor 20 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2015)
What was Jahlil Okafor’s favorite thing about prom? The punch bowl!
Read MoreIsaiah Canaan 24 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (12/16/2015)
Watching this game makes me think that Isaiah Canaan is like a Stephen Curry without the handles, playmaking ability, or MVP-ness. So basically just Curry’s three point shooting and nothing else. In this game, Canaan repeatedly makes the Hawks suck on his Canaan Balls by making a wide variety of three-point shots: deep threes, fading…
Read MoreJahlil Okafor 19 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2015)
It has come to my attention that there are people out there who are hating on Jahlil Okafor. Attention Jahlil Okafor haters: STOP hating on Jahlil Okafor RIGHT NOW! So, yeah, he punched a dude and drove his car really fast. Who cares? Only TMZ and TMZ-readers. The only thing I care about is his…
Read MoreJahlil Okafor 22 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2015)
Say what you will about Jahlil Okafor’s deficiencies in certain areas of the game, but damn, it’s fun to watch him get buckets. He might not be the most efficient at getting buckets, or have the best bucket-selection. Maybe he could get fewer buckets and work on passing. Three-point buckets are not a thing for…
Read MoreJahlil Okafor 23 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2015)
The NBA official YouTube account just uploaded a video that had some sweet Kareem Abdul-Jabbar post moves contained within. I love KAJ. Greatest of all time, GOAT if you will, if you want my opinion. And I’m not even being funny or sarcastic or anything. Michael Jordan can lick Kareem’s nutsack, if you want another…
Read MoreJahlil Okafor 22 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2015)
Things must be getting frustrating for Jahlil Okafor. Coming off a very successful high-school and college career only to be trapped on the worst team in the league/worst team ever? Even the most even-tempered players would get annoyed with the amount of non-winning that is going on in Philly. Not to mention one of the…
Read MoreRichaun Holmes 14 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (12/10/2015)
Richaun Holmes arrived at his locker before the game and prepared to put on his jersey. Taking it off its hanger, he noticed a post-it note stuck to the back of his locker. He plucked the note off the wooden surface and read it. “Remember, we’re tanking. -S” Who would leave a note for him…
Read MoreJahlil Okafor 22 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2015)
One of the great things about being an American is that you are granted certain rights, guaranteed by a little piece of paper, maybe you’ve heard of it, it’s called the Constitution. Sorry Euros, enjoy getting arrested for sending a vaguely racist tweet while I exercise my freedom by buying assault rifles and burning bibles….
Read MoreT.J. McConnell 17 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2015)
What the heck is T.J. McConnell doing? He had a chance at basketball immortality, until he threw it all away, and for what, a couple of extra points on free throws? What a joke. Especially when your whole team is propping you up on your quest to be the guy who played the most minutes…
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