Nick Young 18 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2013)

Nick Young is a horrible chucker (screw you Firefox spell check chucker is totally a word, here I even looked up the definition “A bowler whose arm action is illegal”. Huh). He is Kobe, if Kobe had his playmaking ability along with almost everything else taken away and was left only with the ability to…

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Evan Turner 23 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (3/29/2013)

Evan Turner got off the school bus with tears in his eyes. The first day of first grade had been tough. Why didn’t any of the kids like him? He ran into his house, desperate to get away from the taunts and jeers of his schoolmates. “Awww my baby, what’s wrong honey?” his mom cooed…

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Arnett Moultrie Career High 14 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2013)

“Yo ‘Nett wanna go bowling?” “Drew, man, I don’t know if that’s a good idea. You can barely walk and remember what happened last time? I still hear your screams when I try to sleep.” “Fine I’ll just ask Royal he’s always down for some tenpin action.” “Just don’t let Collins find out he’s already…

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Lavoy Allen Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2013)

The 76ers have had a very disappointing season. Granted, when you replace Andrew Bynum with a motley crew of Spencer Hawes (soft), Lavoy Allen (fat), and Arnett Moultrie (just straight up not any good), you expect a dip in wins. But I don’t know if Bynum’s mangled knees are entirely to blame. They’re just so…

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Dorell Wright 22 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/24/2013)

“Yo Dorell, remember when you totally choked at the three-point contest?” “Shut up Andrew, you ain’t even playing.” “That was a nice three Dorell. Too bad you couldn’t make any of them during the contest, haha!” “Lavoy, shut your stupid scrub mouth.” Those are just some of the interactions which D-Wright has to deal with…

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Damien Wilkins 24 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2013)

I watched this game until Damien Wilkins made his last shot with about 2 minutes left. “It’s over” I said. Overall he had a very nice game, sinking a bunch of tough shots, using all sections of the basket apparatus. All of that and more (well, not really) can be seen in the video. What…

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Spencer Hawes 24 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/11/2013)

Poor Philadelphia. They had a rousing playoff run last year, and this year decided to put all their chips on Andre Bynum. Well, it turned out that Bynum has knees that resemble a Philly Cheesesteak more than any human joint. So that’s too bad. They really suck now, and even if Bynum came back today…

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Thaddeus Young 26 Points/12 Rebounds Full Highlights (3/10/2013)

Thaddeus awoke to the smell of cooked beef in a bed that was not his own. Opening his eyes slowly, they were greeted by an indistinct haze. “Where…where am I?” A beautiful nymph, clad in gossamer, emerged from the mist to his side. “Hello Thaddeus. Although you do not remember it, you have endured many…

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Damien Wilkins 14 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (2/26/2013)

The Philadelphia 76ers are imploding as we speak. Their coach Doug Collins, went on angry rant about the state of the team in the postgame interview. But for some reason the reports of that don’t include what he said about Damien “Not Dominique” Wilkins. “Oh, and Damien Wilkins. Almost forgot about him because he sucks…

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Jeremy Pargo 12 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/9/2013)

Last time you saw Jeremy Pargo on this channel, he was tearing it up with Cavaliers. Since then, he has been putting up some pretty poor numbers. So poor that he was waived by the Cavaliers. But did Jeremy give up? No! Well, kind of. He did spend a week doing nothing but watching Price…

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