Henry Sims 18 Points/15 Rebounds Full Highlights (3/22/2014)

Time for some thought exercises. I’m going to throw out a randomly-chosen assortment of current NBA big men, and you tell me if it would be the worst frontcourt rotation ever in NBA history. Henry Sims Brandon Davies Arnett Moultrie Byron Mullens Jarvis Varnado Fooled you! The above players weren’t chosen at random – they…

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Hollis Thompson Career High 17 Points/3 Assists Full Highlights (3/17/2014)

Philadelphia’s “Armored Combat Vehicle” is unstoppable at this point. Hollis Thompson getting 40 minutes in a single game is probably beyond even Hollis’ own wildest fantasies. Other things that are in Hollis’ fantasies: -Playing for a good team -Scoring with that cheerleader Alexandria, she is so cute -Finally beating Super Mario Bros. on N64 -Taking…

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Henry Sims 10 Points/3 Assists/1 Dunk Full Highlights (3/10/2014)

Remember the basketball hoop you could buy in the original Sims video game? Where your Sim would do a little dance if they made a basket? That’s kind of what I imagined Henry Sims’ game to be like before making these highlights. Now I know I was dead wrong – Sims does not do any…

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Tony Wroten Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2014)

If a player gets a career high while playing with the 76ers, does it make a sound? Well the Philadelphia faithful sure made a lot of noise when Tony Wroten scored his 29th and 30th points with a dunk that tied the game late in the 4th. Sure they only scored 1 more point after…

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Byron Mullens 15 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2014)

This is what the highlight video of the future will look like. Three Pointers. Dunks. Free Throws. Nothing else. All that other stuff will be too inefficient for future-denizens. Byron Mullens is leading us into a glorious high-efficiency era of smart shot selection. Actually he’s one of the wackiest players in the league and has…

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Thaddeus Young 29 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2014)

As one of three NBA-caliber players on the Sixers, Thaddeus “The Mad Thadder” Young is essentially given free reign to do whatever he wants on the court. And boy howdy, does he do it all. Three pointers, midrange, advancing the ball, ISOs, rack attacks, I wouldn’t be surprised in the least if he took thirty…

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Thaddeus Young 20 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2014)

Eastern Conference Player of the Week. Thaddeus Young is merely the latest in a long line of great players who have won this prestigious award. Let’s just take a look at what other superstars Thaddeus Young is now in company with. Paul George. LeBron James. Carmelo Anthony. Hmmm. Some pretty good players. Wait a minute……

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Lavoy Allen 13 Points/1 Three Full Highlights (1/1/2014)

This is unacceptable. I am outraged. Lavoy Allen does NOT get to take threes. This wasn’t an end-of-shotclock heave. He knew what he was doing. He was camped out in the three zone. Like it’s his job to shoot threes. But when you’ve only made one three-pointer previously in your career, you don’t camp there….

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Evan Turner 22 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/29/2013)

I never got the concept of easing up near the end of a blowout. The fans paid to see good basketball. They don’t want to see teams not even trying to score near the end of the game. I bet there are playoff tiebreakers where point differential matters. And it’s kind of like “We beat…

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Thaddeus Young 30 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (12/28/2013)

I gotta give props to the National Security Administration. Ever since they started keeping logs of everything every one of us does on the internet, my job has gotten a lot easier. I just asked them for logs on a certain Mr. Thaddeus Young, and they gave them to me no questions asked. This is…

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