Thaddeus Young 29 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2013)

Thaddeus Young approached Jan Vesely after the game and shook his hand. “Good game, yo. But I gots somethin’ more important to talk about. Word around the locker room is you a bona-fide foodie. Can you hook me up with a good cheesesteak in DC?” Jan nodded eagerly. “Yes. I know all of the best…

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Tony Wroten Career High 14 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2013)

If you watch this video you will watch history being made. The last three pointer of Tony Wroten’s career. Because there’s no way, NO WAY, that he ever makes another one with the garbled mess of arms and hands that he calls a “shooting form”. People were dissing Michael Carter Williams’ outside shooting coming into…

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Spencer Hawes 24 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2013)

Exultant in victory, Spencer Hawes showered the shower of a champion. He didn’t really feel like talking to any media right now. They would just ask him about “sustained success” and “teamwork”. He could easily spend thirty minutes or an hour just standing here, relishing his team’s win over last years champions, not thinking about…

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Nick Young 18 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2013)

Nick Young is a horrible chucker (screw you Firefox spell check chucker is totally a word, here I even looked up the definition “A bowler whose arm action is illegal”. Huh). He is Kobe, if Kobe had his playmaking ability along with almost everything else taken away and was left only with the ability to…

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Evan Turner 23 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (3/29/2013)

Evan Turner got off the school bus with tears in his eyes. The first day of first grade had been tough. Why didn’t any of the kids like him? He ran into his house, desperate to get away from the taunts and jeers of his schoolmates. “Awww my baby, what’s wrong honey?” his mom cooed…

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Arnett Moultrie Career High 14 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2013)

“Yo ‘Nett wanna go bowling?” “Drew, man, I don’t know if that’s a good idea. You can barely walk and remember what happened last time? I still hear your screams when I try to sleep.” “Fine I’ll just ask Royal he’s always down for some tenpin action.” “Just don’t let Collins find out he’s already…

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Lavoy Allen Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2013)

The 76ers have had a very disappointing season. Granted, when you replace Andrew Bynum with a motley crew of Spencer Hawes (soft), Lavoy Allen (fat), and Arnett Moultrie (just straight up not any good), you expect a dip in wins. But I don’t know if Bynum’s mangled knees are entirely to blame. They’re just so…

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Dorell Wright 22 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/24/2013)

“Yo Dorell, remember when you totally choked at the three-point contest?” “Shut up Andrew, you ain’t even playing.” “That was a nice three Dorell. Too bad you couldn’t make any of them during the contest, haha!” “Lavoy, shut your stupid scrub mouth.” Those are just some of the interactions which D-Wright has to deal with…

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Damien Wilkins 24 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2013)

I watched this game until Damien Wilkins made his last shot with about 2 minutes left. “It’s over” I said. Overall he had a very nice game, sinking a bunch of tough shots, using all sections of the basket apparatus. All of that and more (well, not really) can be seen in the video. What…

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Spencer Hawes 24 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/11/2013)

Poor Philadelphia. They had a rousing playoff run last year, and this year decided to put all their chips on Andre Bynum. Well, it turned out that Bynum has knees that resemble a Philly Cheesesteak more than any human joint. So that’s too bad. They really suck now, and even if Bynum came back today…

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