Deandre Ayton 25 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (3/18/2019)

I had already seen the dominance that Robin Lopez had put on Deandre Ayton in this game. If you don’t feel like watching the highlight video of the performance, I have a one word summary for you: “hooks”. But even while knowing and cherishing that dominance, I knew that Ayton had 25 points in this…

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Dragan Bender 13 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2019)

The Suns, if you remember, did not pick up Dragan Bender’s option for next season, making him a free agent for this upcoming offseason. The list of players who have had their options declined and still turned into something good is not very long. It might not even exist at all. So that’s not a…

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Josh Jackson 19 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (3/16/2019)

Sure, Josh Jackson’s three-pointer with 1 second left didn’t technically win the game for the Suns. But it was such a good shot that it caused Pelicans coach Alvin Gentry to become so discombobulated that he called a timeout that he didn’t have (Chris Webber is smiling somewhere, but it’s more of a grimace), and…

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Kelly Oubre 32 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2019)

“Yo Kelly, what’s up with all the iPhones pointed-” “CUT! CUT!” Kelly yelled in exasperation, interrupting his monologue to glare at Tyler Johnson, who had just walked into his impromptu video production studio that was set up in the bathroom of the visitor’s locker room. “You absolute idiot. Can you not see that I’m in…

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Kelly Oubre 22 Points Full Highlights (3/15/2019)

Kelly Oubre carefully placed the fourth of four iPhones on a tripod pointed at a spot in front of the locker-room mirror. The other three iPhones were also on tripods and varying distances from the apparent focus of the shot, a stool sitting in front of the mirror. “Hey Richaun, come over here and make…

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Kelly Oubre 22 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2019)

After squandering their lead in their last matchup against the Warriors, the Suns have now beaten the Warriors fair and square on their home turf. While bandwagon fans who paid $2,000 per ticket (not to mention $30 for an oversalted “bay area chicken tenders platter”) streamed for the exits, unable to believe that their beloved…

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Deandre Ayton 21 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2019)

My ability to write a coherent video description right now is severely compromised by the fact that I have a coupon sitting right in front of me which entitles me to a buy-one-get-one-free breakfast sandwich at a local fast food establishment. The power which that coupon confers to me is magnificent and intoxicating. To imagine…

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Deandre Ayton 26 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2019)

I’m afraid that, among all the hullabaloo surrounding the NBA’s pair of high-profile rookies, Luka Doncic and Trae Young, the accomplishments of Deandre “The Bahamaniac” Ayton are getting lost. Doncic has been good all year long, and Young recently has come on strong to reinvigorate the previously-stalled ROTY of the Year talks, but nobody remembers…

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Tyler Johnson 29 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2019)

Tyler Johnson, since getting traded to the Suns, has been, to put it bluntly, total butt cheeks. If that phrase was too blunt for you, I’m sorry, but it’s just the truth as I see it. There’s not really any getting around it; 7 of 34 to start a stint with a new team is…

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