Mike James 12 Points Suns Debut Full Highlights (10/18/2017)

Note for fans of scrubs: this is not the same Mike James that once scored 20 points per game for the Raptors even though he sucked. The thumbnail should have made that clear, but just letting you all know. I don’t know much about this particular Mike “LeBron” James. He’s old, that’s what I know….

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Marquese Chriss All 103 Dunks Full Highlights (2016-17 Season Dunkilation)

Inside the smooth, metallic walls of the holding area adjacent to the Gladitorium, Marquese Chriss waited for the current match to finish. He no longer felt anger towards his fate, only grim resignation. The roar of the spectators was just audible enough for Marquese to surmise that the match had ended. One man lay dead…

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Marquese Chriss 22 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (4/11/2017)

How do the words “Marquese Chriss 82-game starter” sound to you? Pretty darn good, right? Here’s the deal: if the Suns had realized that they sucked balls right at the start of the season instead of eight games in, Chriss would have not only played in every game, but started every game. So, we instead…

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Tyler Ulis 27 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/11/2017)

That’s it. It’s all over. The Suns finish with a 24-58 record, the worst in the West. There are some positives to take away from the situation, though: Tyler Ulis looks like a decent starter going forward. T.J. Warren is the next M.J. except he’s bigger. Marquese Chriss wasn’t a bust. Those are all positives….

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T.J. Warren 21 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2017)

I wouldn’t have made this video except for the fact that T.J. “Warren Peace” Warren went eight of eight from the field, which is a somewhat interesting achievement. Clint Capela also did the very same thing last night, but since he only shoots from within four feet of the rim, that’s not even interesting or…

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Derrick Jones 15 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2017)

OFFICIAL BEST THINGS ABOUT THE SUNS BEING AWFUL POWER RANKINGS 1. Derrick Jones dunking all over the heckin’ place 2. Devin Booker 70 3. Tyler Ulis/Alan Williams pick-and-roll chemistry 4. I hate Brandon Knight 5. Jarell Eddie had a good game 6. More angry dunks by Marquese Chriss 7. Elijah Millsap is back! —— 55….

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Tyler Ulis 20 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (4/9/2017)

The Suns are executing next-level tanking. Regular tanking just isn’t good enough for them anymore, and why should it be? When faced with a team like the Mavericks who have their own nigh-impenetrable tank, sometimes you have to kick things up a notch. They already permanently benched Brandon Knight and Eric Bledsoe, leaving the vast…

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T.J. Warren 23 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2017)

Usually, the Suns’ commentators’ nicknames for their players are pretty good. “Airplane Mode” for Derrick Jones Jr. is pretty much perfect: socially relevant, easily understood, and accurate. However, they need to cease using their horrible “Rush Hour” nickname for T.J. Warren starting immediately. Sure, he’s good at “rushing into traffic”. But rushing is not what…

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Devin Booker 37 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2017)

This is the fifth straight game where Devin Booker has attempted at least twenty field goals (twenty-nine in this game). He has been totally unleashed with Bledsoe and Knight on the bench, and while this ultimate green light hasn’t been great for his effiency, it’s been great for his ability to score points. I don’t…

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Jared Dudley 19 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/5/2017)

Do you think Jared Dudley has come to terms with the fact that his team has blatantly given up trying to be competetive? He probably knew when he signed his contract to return to the Suns that playoffs were not the end goal of the season, but he probably didn’t expect the veterans of the…

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