T.J. Warren 23 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2018)

Five straight 20+ point games for T.J. Warren now, and he’s played huge minutes in all of them. Heck yes! Even Igor Kokosostupid couldn’t hold him down anymore. The Suns still aren’t winning any games, but wins are secondary to individual statistical accomplishments at this point. Although, weren’t there rumors that the Suns wanted to…

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Mikal Bridges 14 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2018)

Mikal Bridges, with his 14/2/2/4/2 line, is the latest player to achieve the coveted “Scrub by Five”. Longtime DTB aficionados will know what a Scrub by Five is, but for new subscribers and those afflicted with chronic memory loss, allow me to explain: a Scrub by Five is like a Five by Five, but instead…

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Deandre Ayton 21 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2018)

I’m of the opinion that a first-overall rookie averaging a double-double with efficient shooting should be getting a lot of hype, no matter how bad his team is doing. I know you can’t make people care about players they don’t care about, but WHY don’t they care about Deandre Ayton? I know it’s not because…

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Isaiah Canaan 19 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (11/14/2018)

Isaiah “The Canaanite”/”The Canaanball” Canaan seems to think that very highly of his ability to shoot threes, because he was just pulling up from behind the long line like it was nothing. Have we checked Canaan’s person to see if he is in possession of a certain golden amulet forged in the fires underneath Oracle…

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T.J. Warren 27 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2018)

That’s four straight 20-burgers for T.J. Warren after his 0-point performance a little over a week ago. It’s going to take a while to undo the damage that was done to his scoring averages, but I believe that this can be the year he averages 20 for real. He was so close last year, but…

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T.J. Warren 21 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2018)

Have the days of T.J. “Warren Peace” Warren being marginalized finally come to an end? Teej has gotten 41, 36, and 40 minutes in the last three games. Those are not the minutes totals of a player who is being marginalized. Those are the minutes totals of a player who has finally earned the trust…

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T.J. Warren 25 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (11/10/2018)

Stop marginalizing T.J. Warren right now. It’s been better the last few games, but I had been getting quite annoyed at Mr. Kokoskov for the way he was treating Warren, who, don’t forget, is a walking bucket. A literal bucket with legs, walking around downtown Phoenix. He was this close to averaging 20 last year,…

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Deandre Ayton 20 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2018)

Deandre Ayton has been as advertised. He’s a walking, talking double-double. 8 double-doubles out of 12 games. Double-doubles are pretty much ignored in the NBA nowadays (I think I’ve typed the words “double-double” more often in this paragraph than my last 1000 paragraphs combined), but they’re still cool. 10 rebounds isn’t really that hard to…

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T.J. Warren 29 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2018)

I managed to get this video done during the timeouts/quarter breaks of the very fun (for me) Bucks vs. Warriors game. I’m having a hard time thinking about anything other than how awesome the Bucks are right now, but that doesn’t mean I’m not hyped for Warren. The Suns lost in horrendous fashion, but who…

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Mikal Bridges 14 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (11/4/2018)

It’s time to take Ryan Anderson out behind the arena, gently lower him into a dumpster as he weakly protests, close the lid, put a tire on it, and wait for the elements to do their thing. That might take a while in Phoenix, so if they want to borrow a Milwaukee dumpster so that…

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