Danuel House 16 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (4/10/2018)

The Mavericks’ scrub unit might have totally buried the Suns’ scrub unit, but the good news is, the Suns’ tandem of Shaquille Harrison and Danuel House had a combined total of seven sick dunks between them. These weren’t lame-o dunks either. These were NEAT-O dunks. One could even say that House held his own…”House Party”,…

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Dragan Bender 15 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (4/10/2018)

Eddie Johnson, in all his rambling incoherence, managed to sum up the situation concisely at the end of this video: Dragan Bender needs to work on being able to shoot the ball more often. That means not always making the easy pass when the ball hits your hands. That means making an effort to score…

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Shaquille Harrison 18 Points/10 Assists/3 Dunks Full Highlights (4/10/2018)

Tonight was a battle of the Harrisons: Shaquille Harrison (who is a worse version of Russell Westbrook) vs. Aaron Harrison (who is a worse version of Andrew Harrison). Not a widely anticipated or publicized matchup, but I’ve had this game circled on my calendar for months. Actually I only circled it just yesterday, but at…

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Alec Peters Career High 36 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (4/10/2018)

This was the last game of the regular season (and the whole season, actually, because these dudes definitely did not make the playoffs) for the Suns, so you knew some weird stuff was going to go down. I know I’m not the only one who remembers rookie Archie Goodwin going off for 29 in the…

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Danuel House 22 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (4/8/2018)

The Suns have punched their ticket for worst record in the league with this loss to the Warriors. The tank is over, as their fast start proved insurmountable to other teams. Does this mean they can bring Devin Booker back? See if he can beat Kobe’s 81? If anything, they should have done that tonight,…

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Shaquille Harrison 13 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/6/2018)

There is an opportunity here to make Shaq jokes. This opportunity is especially opportune because there was another Shaq that was on the Suns once upon a time. However, I will resist the urge to grab that low-hanging fruit. Shaquille Harrison deserves to be treated as his own person and is probably tired of being…

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Marquese Chriss 23 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2018)

Everybody is always talking about how Marquese “Sea-Cheese” Marquese has attitude problems. He gets frustrated easily, wears his emotions on his sleeve, and the fact that he’s constantly getting into foul trouble doesn’t help either. But can you even blame him for having a bad attitude? He plays for the Suns. Here’s a list of…

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Danuel House 14 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/3/2018)

I will always remember Danuel “House Party” House for two things. The first thing is that his name is spelled funny. “House” is spelled roughly how you would expect, but “Danuel”? I pronounce it Dan-Yoo-Ell in my head. If I was him I’d legally change it to “Daniel” just so people like me don’t pronounce…

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Josh Jackson 28 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2018)

Josh Jackson has been unleashed. The Suns weren’t trying to win at the beginning of the year, but now they’re not trying to win AND they don’t have Devin Booker, so Jackson gets to do whatever he wants now. No threat of getting benched, no other offensive options to take touches away from him, this…

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