Deandre Ayton 22 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/12/2019)

The more I think about it, the more I think a Deandre Ayton dunkilation would be kinda lame. I’ve seen all his dunks this year, either while making all these highlight vids or while reviewing them for potential dunks-of-the-month candidacy, and I’ll be forthright with you: most of them are lame. Thus rendering a dunkilation…

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Kelly Oubre Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2019)

“Uh, Kelly, what are you doing out here? Coach says you gotta get your butt back to practice.” Kelly Oubre looked up with annoyance at Devin Booker, who was apparently the teammate chosen to come find him after he had announced that he needed a “bathroom break” fifteen minutes into practice. “I’m busy,” he said,…

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Kelly Oubre Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2019)

My first thought when I saw that Kelly Oubre had 26 points was “Man, ‘Zards fans are gonna be pissed that Oubre got traded for being bumsauce and then it turned out he was capable of games like this the entire time.” And that thought made me happy because the concept of an entire fanbase…

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Josh Jackson 22 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2019)

It’s been sad to see the recent minutes reduction for Josh Jackson. Not because he makes the Suns more fun to watch, because I don’t think he really does, but because of what that means for his career. He’s a top-five pick on one of the worst teams in the league; most players in that…

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Deandre Ayton 25 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2018)

The Suns need to trade for Ricky Rubio in order to unlock Deandre Ayton’s full scoring potential. Devin Booker is fine, but he’s not a true PG who can consistently set him up for makeable buckets. I shouldn’t need to remind anyone of what Rubio did to Karl-Anthony Towns’ scoring output, but these three words…

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Mikal Bridges 17 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (12/29/2018)

When I saw that Mikal Bridges made a three-pointer near the end of this game with just a second left on the clock, my first thought was: is that Suns commentator who isn’t Eddie Johnson going to have time to tell us that Bridges is proud to own the three-point zone and that Fulton Homes…

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Deandre Ayton 33 Points Full Highlights (12/29/2018)

The comparisons are inevitable, so here we go: during Deandre Ayton’s 24-point second quarter, I was reminded strongly of a certain mega-fornicator who also scored 100 points in a single game. Maybe you’ve heard of him. Wilt Chamberlain. Nike destroyed most of the footage of his playing days because of how embarrassed it made LeBron…

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Deandre Ayton 26 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/23/2018)

If Deandre Ayton wants to win ROY of the Year, he has to start building his narrative NOW, to compete with Luka Doncic’s already mature and fully-formed narrative. It’s tough for voters to give the award to the guy averaging fewer points on the worse team. Really tough. But it’s possible, and the way forward…

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Kelly Oubre 20 Points Full Highlights (12/22/2018)

Kelly Oubre sat in his locker, not moving, just staring intensely at the handmade doll which he held in his hands. “Yo Kelly, playing with dolls?” came the joking voice of Devin Booker. Kelly looked up and gave his new Suns teammate a harsh glare. “It might indeed by a doll, Devin, but I am…

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T.J. Warren 28 Points Full Highlights (12/22/2018)

You know, for a triple-overtime game, 28 points is kinda low for T.J. “Warren Peace” Warren. Same with Devin Booker, actually. Only 33? He should’ve had 80. And Warren should’ve had 40. The Suns might have won this game if those two played up to their scoring potential. Instead, the got beat out in the…

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