Kelly Oubre All 70 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)

Staring in frustration at the empty pad of paper in front of him, Kelly Oubre wondered why he had completely failed to brainstorm any ideas for his struggling web series, Wave Papi’s Man-Overs. The first few episodes had been modest successes, but only because of his own status as a professional athlete. His reach into…

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Dragan Bender 12 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/9/2019)

Is this it for Dragan Bender in a Suns uniform? I haven’t heard any rumors one way or the other, so all involved parties must be keeping tight lips about the whole thing (or my insider sources in the Suns organization are screwing off and wooing cheerleaders instead of trying to dig up dirt on…

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Jamal Crawford 51 Points/1 Final Game? Full Highlights (4/9/2019)

Jamal Crawford sprinted through the halls of American Airlines center. Whenever an arena employee or team personnel half-heartedly tried to get in his way to stop him, he just brushed them out of the way. Nobody would stop him from reaching his goal. Far behind him, he could hear the echoing sounds of many footsteps,…

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Mikal Bridges 19 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2019)

There is only more game left for the Suns. This means different things for different people. Suns fans will be a mix of elated (because they don’t have to waste their time watching the Suns anymore) and saddened (because watching the Suns is the only thing that gives their life purpose). For Suns players, it…

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Jamal Crawford 27 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/7/2019)

Jamal Crawford is sending a message right now. And that message is “please sign me to a contract”. Other, ancillary messages include “I really want to keep playing basketball”, “My life will become meaningless without the day-to-day structure provided by the NBA”, and “I’m a good veteran presence for a rebuilding team, please, I’m begging…

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Dragan Bender 19 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2019)

Unlike Dragan Bender’s last game, where he added seven blocks and six assists to his total of eleven points, this game was not nearly as stat-stuffed. The only “miscellaneous” stat the Bender accrued here was one steal. Otherwise, he was all about scoring; nineteen points is two higher than his previous season high of seventeen….

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Jamal Crawford 28 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (4/5/2019)

Unlike Dwyane Wade and Dirk Nowitzki, Jamal Crawford has come out and said that he doesn’t want to retire. He wants to keep playing. Now, he’s not on the same tier as those other two guys, but he’s on some sort of tier, the tier you get assigned to when you play 20 years in…

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Dragan Bender 11 Points/6 Assists/7 Blocks Full Highlights (4/5/2019)

Is this it for Dragan Bender? Are we seeing the last few games of his NBA career before he schlepps back over to Europe, never to return? The Suns, as we should all know by now, declined to pick up the last year of his rookie deal. He’s a free agent after this season, a…

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Ray Spalding 21 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (4/5/2019)

Just two days ago, I typed these agonizingly stupid words in the description of a Richaun Holmes highlight video: “I mean, Booker’s out too. Who else is gonna score the ball? Ray Spalding? LOL (lots of laughs)” Well, there’s definitely somebody laughing a lot in this situation, and it’s not me. It’s Ray Spalding. After…

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Josh Jackson 35 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/5/2019)

Josh Jackson exists in that hazy, hard-to-define place that remains a scientific enigma, but is also known to be present on every team in the NBA: the border between being part of the YOUNG CORE and not being part of the YOUNG CORE. Like every other player stuck in this unpleasant limbo, Josh Jackson can…

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