Cameron Johnson 15 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2019)

I haven’t seen much, but I’ve seen enough of Cameron “Tall Devin Booker” Johnson to tell that I want him on the Bucks. Instead of offering Thon Maker like I always do, I’d like to extend an offer of a different sort to the Suns’ front office: pick any two players you want not named…

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Aron Baynes 23 Points Full Highlights (11/7/2019)

Even with this loss, the Suns are off to a fast start this season, a welcome sight to the fans who have witnessed naught but crud since Steve Nash left. They had that one season where they missed the playoffs with 48 wins or something like that. That’s how you know it’s bad, when the…

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Aron Baynes 20 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (11/2/2019)

The NBA three-point stripe is way the heck out there. It doesn’t look like much on the screen, but in real life, man, it’s seriously far back. You get used to the high-school distance (like I did), and that’s all fine and good, a nice and comfortable shot, and then you go out to the…

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Aron Baynes 24 Points/7 Assists/3 Blocks Full Highlights (10/30/2019)

DownToBuck is a man of class. As such, he takes actions on his YouTube channel befitting his status. So you must forgive for him not putting the full title of this video where unattended minors could see it. Instead, he hides it away, not even allowing it to appear in the description preview that YouTube…

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Frank Kaminsky 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (10/26/2019)

“B-B-B-BUT DEE TEE BEE!” you blurt at your monitor as you see the latest upload to my channel appear in your subscriber feed. “F-F-FRANK KAMINSKY HAD N-N-N-NINETEEN POINTS LAST G-G-GAME AND YOU D-D-DIDN’T EVEN MAKE A V-V-V-V-V-VIDEO!!!! YOU H-H-H-HATE FRANK K-K-KAMINSKY!!!” Tears run down your face as you make this bold, yet unfounded, accusation. First…

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Kelly Oubre 23 Points Full Highlights (10/25/2019)

All the happiness and fun caused by the Suns dominant opening-night win against the Kings is gone now. I warned Suns fans not to get too excited, and I was right to warn them, but I didn’t expect how this would all play out. I just sorta figured that they would regress back to their…

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Kelly Oubre 21 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (10/23/2019)

I would urge Suns fans not to get overexcited about this decisive win over the Kings. I don’t remember the reactions, but I do remember how they creamed the Mavericks on opening night last year, then proceeded to suck as hard (or harder) as any team in recent memory. It’s easy to become hyped due…

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Devin Booker All 176 Midrange Jumpers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Jumperilation)

“Dear Robert, As you must surely be aware of, your tenure as owner of the Phoenix Suns has not been without controversy. Even casual fans are aware of your…how shall I put it delicately…frugality when it comes to spending on the team. Despite this, pressure from the public and from other NBA owners has not…

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Richaun Holmes All 95 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)

In a fair and just world, a Richaun “Rich Holmie Chaun” Holmes dunkilation (a video showing all the dunks a given player converted during a given timeframe of basketball, in case you forgot the definition) like the one you are either about to view or just finished viewing would contain at least twice as much…

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Kelly Oubre All 70 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)

Staring in frustration at the empty pad of paper in front of him, Kelly Oubre wondered why he had completely failed to brainstorm any ideas for his struggling web series, Wave Papi’s Man-Overs. The first few episodes had been modest successes, but only because of his own status as a professional athlete. His reach into…

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