Jamal Crawford 18 Points Full Highlights (11/30/2018)

Jamal Crawford already ran Isaiah Canaan out of town by, somehow, being the superior player. However, the rest of the guards on the roster are too young or too skilled to chase off the team, so if Crawford wants to get more playing time, he’s just going to have to convince Igor that his status…

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Elie Okobo 19 Points Full Highlights (11/28/2018)

Did the Suns commentators just totally put Igor Kokoskov on blast at 0:42 of this video? It was said like a joke, but I don’t think I’ve ever heard a home commentary person just straight up criticize a coach like that. Not by name, at least. Usually it’s like “I know it’s tough but you…

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T.J. Warren 25 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2018)

I have seen scattered comments floating around the internet that say T.J. Warren should be in consideration for MIP. Now, I love Warren, and if he got some hardware, I wouldn’t be too mad, but in what universe is he the most improved player out of all NBA players? He increased his three-point firing rate…

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Deandre Ayton 25 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (11/25/2018)

No one cares about so-called double-double machines anymore. What Russell Westbrook did last year and the year previous was great and fun and stuff, but it had the effect of devaluing the formerly-desired double-double. I mean, I can kind of see it. 10 points is obviously not that notable, and 10 rebounds, well, anybody can…

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T.J. Warren 21 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)

DTB ends his Thanksgiving Highlights Extravaganza with video #35, a 21-point effort by one T.J. “Warren Peace” Warren. Warren fittingly brings an end to the parade of highlights with a varied and, dare I say, expressive scoring performance that matches the expressive art embodied in the 34 other highlight videos made on this day. Just…

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Richaun Holmes 14 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (11/21/2018)

At the end of this video, the Suns commentary guy (the one who’s always telling us about which player is proud to own the three-point zone) alleged that 14 points is a new career high for Richaun “Rich Holmie Chaun” Holmes. Anybody who is a true DTB acolyte knows that Holmes has had many, many…

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Jamal Crawford 16 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)

If Jamal Crawford didn’t approach Antonio Blakeney after this game was over to offer him sage, veteran advice, then I don’t know what to think. Antonio Blakeney is like the one dude currently in the NBA who sort of fits into the Crawford mold, except he likes passing even less than Crawford does. If Crawford…

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Deandre Ayton 18 Points/5 Assists Full HIghlights (11/21/2018)

Prior to the making of this video, I made a prediction regarding the nature of Deandre Ayton’s assists in this game. As you will soon see, it was more of a “prophecy” than a “prediction”, which, by extension, makes me a prophet. Prophet DTB. Nice. Has a ring to it. Here’s my prediction/prophecy (which I…

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T.J. Warren 23 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2018)

Five straight 20+ point games for T.J. Warren now, and he’s played huge minutes in all of them. Heck yes! Even Igor Kokosostupid couldn’t hold him down anymore. The Suns still aren’t winning any games, but wins are secondary to individual statistical accomplishments at this point. Although, weren’t there rumors that the Suns wanted to…

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Mikal Bridges 14 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2018)

Mikal Bridges, with his 14/2/2/4/2 line, is the latest player to achieve the coveted “Scrub by Five”. Longtime DTB aficionados will know what a Scrub by Five is, but for new subscribers and those afflicted with chronic memory loss, allow me to explain: a Scrub by Five is like a Five by Five, but instead…

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