Dragan Bender 18 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2018)

That is one pointy chin that Dragan Bender possesses. It’s like a spearpoint mounted on the bottom of his head. Most of the shots of his face during a Suns broadcast are more frontal, so his head looks really quadrilateral but not as sharp in the chinnal area. It’s, like, in front of his face….

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Josh Jackson 20 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2018)

Three 20-point games in a row for Josh Jackson! I know I sound like the Jazz commentators with their obsession for Donovan Mitchell 20-point games, but I think I’m allowed to get a little excited, especially since his career-high is still only 21, and since they’re coming off the back of an 0-for-13 night. This…

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Dragan Bender 16 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/2/2018)

Dragan Bender probably watched the highlights from Nikola Jokic’s triple-double last night (or he watched some vintage Roko Ukic clips [do any Roko Ukic NBA clips even exist?]), because he was whipping passes around the court like a maniac tonight. Is this what people were talking about when they kept claiming he “knows how to…

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Josh Jackson 21 Points Full Highlights (1/31/2018)

Josh Jackson still has negative win-shares for the season, but he’s had a stretch of encouraging games which give me hope that he will at least have non-negative win-shares by the end of the season. If you ignore his 0-of-13 shooting performance two games ago (which actually resulted in the second-lowest “game score” of the…

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Tyler Ulis 13 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/29/2018)

Remember when Tyler Ulis almost looked like a starting-quality point guard at the end of last year? Sure, he would have been on the very low end of “starting-quality”, but I won’t ever forget the time he put up a 34/9/9 statline while making 15 of 22 shots. For a rookie whose height is maybe…

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T.J. Warren 24 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2018)

When the season’s over, I’m gonna take all the T.J. Warren highlights I made, which will probably be around 30 or 35 of them, stitch them all together, and upload the resultant hour-long video to Pornhub. I may or may not include cheesy porno music. Maybe I will upload a version with and a version…

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Josh Jackson 20 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2018)

It’s good to see Josh Jackson bounce back a little bit after his terrible, horrible, no good, very bad night against the Rockets last game. He took 13 shots and made none of them, tied with Stanley Johnson for the most futile shooting performance of the season, and probably one of the worst games of…

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T.J. Warren 24 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2018)

This is an interesting video because it includes some things that don’t usually happen for T.J. “Warren Peace” Warren: 1. He shoots free throws 2. He makes a three-pointer 3. He doesn’t make any midrange jumpshots I guess I’m overstating his lack of free throws a little bit. Suns fans will tell you that he…

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Josh Jackson 18 Points Full Highlights (1/26/2018)

I will maintain until my dying breath that putting “Los Suns” on a jersey isn’t the greatest way to celebrate Hispanic culture. I’ll go even further and say what I think straight up: it’s stupid. “Los Suns”. They could at least put the “Suns” part in Spanish also, it’s not like people aren’t going to…

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Troy Daniels 19 Points Full Highlights (1/24/2018)

What even is the nature of highlights? In the game before this one, Troy Daniels scored an even fifteen points, points that were given to him as a reward for making five three-pointers. I did not make a highlight video because fifteen points is not enough for Troy “Money Man” Daniels. Then he goes out…

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