Gerald Green 24 Points Full Highlights (4/4/2015)

The Suns are not going to make the playoffs. Yeah, they might technically have a chance, but that chance is remote. It’s time to shut people down, give the fans what they really want: Jerel McNeal! And also Gerald Green! Poor Gerald has seen less and less playing time as he gets more and more…

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T.J. Warren 13 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2015)

They (who?) weren’t lying when they said that T.J. Warren is a sick scorer. He’s not actually putting up ridic totals in the NBA yet, but he will, and while he’s getting there he is playing the part well. He just looks like the kind of dude who would put up tons of points. Maybe…

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T.J. Warren 18 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2015)

“Wow! Eighteen points for T.J. Warren!” you exclaim as you scroll through your subscription feed. “Wait a minute. I watched the highlights for his seventeen-point game, and it was just a bunch of lame layups. If I watch this, it will just be more of the same.” You look at the other videos in line…

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Archie Goodwin 15 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2015)

Archie “Archgoat” Goodwin, like the band of the same name, is just a relentless attacker with frightening speed, verging towards out-of-control chaos. He can get to the rim whenever he wants, and if he develops into a really good finisher, he probably doesn’t even need to keep working on that in-progress jumpshot of his. Did…

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Brandan Wright 18 Points Full Highlights (3/15/2015)

When you are told of Brandan “The Wright Stuff” Wright scoring lots of points, there should be only one thought your mind immediately jumps to: Dunks. That’s his game. He dunks it, he jams it, he smashes it. His utility on offense is tied directly to his being able to slam basketballs in hoops. Not…

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T.J. Warren Career High 17 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2015)

“17 points for TJ Warren?” you exclaim as you review your YouTube feed. “I can’t believe it! I thought that guy was buried in Phoenix forever! I must witness the highlights of this performance for myself.” You click the video, and begin to watch, eyes wide with excitement. “I just know this is going to…

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P.J. Tucker 20 Points Full Highlights (2/21/2015)

Here’s the scoop: Nobody, I repeat, NOBODY, cares about PJ Tucker. Nobody except him, his mom, and his agent. I could make Tucker videos every day and his view counts combined would be smaller than one Giannis video. There’s just nothing exciting about a small forward who looks like a football player and plays like…

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Archie Goodwin 12 Points Full Highlights (2/21/2015)

Archie “Archgoat” Goodwin is in line to get some more playing time now that minutes-hoggers Goran Dragbitch and Tiny Thomas have been shipped to other teams. This is good news for his development as a player, but perhaps not as good news for the Suns’ playoff aspirations, such as they were. But we all knew…

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P.J. Tucker 17 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2015)

The NFL has something called the “Tuck Rule”. I don’t know what it is other than it was put in place to ensure that the Patriots remain a dynasty for the next hundred years. Here is my proposal for a “Tucker Rule” for the NBA. It’s actually less of a “rule” and more of an…

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Marcus Morris Career High 34 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2015)

Alright, here’s the deal: Last time I did Marcus Morris highlights I wrote a story where our hero finds himself trapped in a Fulton Homes (the people who sponsor every god-damn three the Suns make) home with no prospect for escape. It was pretty clever, if I do say so myself. It would only make…

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