Michael Beasley 24 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2013)

The Phoenix Suns are in a bad place right now. A place with no light, only the gnawing sounds of tortured souls and the eyeless face of a vengeful god. A place where hope is a lost concept, and despair permeates the air. A place of unscalable walls and byzantine corridors. A place where they…

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Marcin Gortat 21 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2013)

As the trade deadline approached I though for sure that Marcin Gortat would get moved. He’s a good center in a league that lacks good centers; a team like the Thunder or Celtics would love to have a center of his caliber. But, alas, he remained untraded, and will rotting away on the terrible Phoenix…

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Kendall Marshall 11 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (2/5/2013)

Why don’t the Suns ever play Kendall Marshall? Yeah, we get it, you’re still sore over not having Steve Nash anymore, but you don’t need to take it out on this poor rookie. Nothing you do will ever bring Nash back. He’s a Laker now. He will retire as a Laker. And all you have…

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Jared Dudley 23 Points Full Highlights (1/26/2013)

Jared Dudley is a 100% total bust. He has been nothing but trash for every team he’s played for and I have to think that the only reason he keeps getting gigs is pity. He also rocked the worse cornrows I’ve ever seen in the NBA. What a worthless scrub. Just kidding (except the cornrows…

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Shannon Brown 22 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2012)

Shannon “Shan-Wow” Brown is known in NBA circles primarily for his ability to jump off the ground really high and put an orange ball into a ring. More observant NBA fans will notice that he is also very fond of throwing an orange ball from a great distance into the same ring. What I wonder…

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Jared Dudley 22 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2012)

Imagine the searing hate that Jared Dudley holds for his teammates. While Dudley operates as an extremely efficient shooter with an unstoppable three-ball, the lumbering troglodytic schlubs who surround him fail to have any positive impact on the court. Super Cool Beas is more like Super Suck Beas, Gortat is a whiner, Dragic isn’t Steve…

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Michael Beasley 21 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/8/2012)

The Phoenix Suns sure love stocking up on crappy lottery picks. Wesley Johnson, Sebastian Telfair, Channing Frye. Am I missing anybody? Oh yeah, Michael Beasley. Bane of my fantasy team (I know, I know, fantasy basketball is stupid, blame peer pressure). Beasley is bad this year. So why am I doing highlights of him? I…

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Goran Dragic 21 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights 11/12/2012

The Slovenian Superstar only needed three quarters of work to accumulate some nice stats, 21 points and 7 assists, including 4 threes. Also he had a nice oop to his European friend Marcin Gortat, proving once again that Slovenia and Poland are bros for life.

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Marcin Gortat 23 Points 7 blocks Full Highlights (11/7/2012)

The Polish Hammer comes down hard, putting up 23 points and obliterating SEVEN shots out of the hands and minds of the mewling Bobkitten opposition. I would be scared too if I was going up against a seven-foot-tall member of the Polish mafia. Marcin Gortat jest najlepszy! Polska na zawsze!!!!!

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