Channing Frye 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/4/2014)

I’m not really into the whole “advanced stats” thing, but I’m gonna give it a try here. Channing Frye’s plus-minus was +44 against the Bucks. That means they outscored the Bucks by 44 points during the 32 minutes he was on the court. Goran Dragic played nearly the same amount of minutes, but his plus-minus…

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Miles Plumlee Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2013)

“He’s straight gangstering” The most ridiculous line ever uttered in the entire course of human history. Eddie Johnson, you should be ashamed of yourself. And it’s not like this was the first time he said it. In fact you could almost consider it one of his catchphrases. There is a reason I don’t listen to…

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Gerald Green 22 Points/6 Threes/0 Dunks Full Highlights (12/23/2013)

Eric Bledsoe looked at his teammate skeptically. “You sure this thing’s safe? I don’t want to get blown up or nothing.” The contraption in Gerald Green’s hands certainly didn’t exude safety; it was basically a ball of wires and circuit boards, with a few analog radio knobs on the side. “I told you already Eric,…

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Miles Plumlee 17 Points/20 Rebounds Full Highlights (12/23/2013)

It’s obvious that the Pacers didn’t know what they had when they included Miles Plumlee as a throw-in on the Luis Scola deal. Which calls into question the quality of their coaching staff and talent evaluators. It wouldn’t be hard to beat out Ian Mahinmi or whoever for backup center minutes, and if he couldn’t…

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Channing Frye 20 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (12/15/2013)

Channing “Frye Sauce” Frye sat out all of last season with an screwed-up heart. The doctors claimed it was a genetic abnormality, present since birth, but I know better. ————————————– Channing was pacing. He always paced his room when he was nervous. The phone was sitting on his bed, just waiting to be picked up…

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Miles Plumlee 12 Points/6 Dunks/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/13/2013)

For the mathematically inclined viewers out there, you may notice that Miles Plumlee’s dunk total is exactly half of his point output. What can we deduce from that observation? That’s right. All of Miles’ points last night came from dunks! All of them! Life is pretty unfair sometimes. I’ve never dunked a basketball in my…

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Marcus Morris 22 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2013)

“The dream-viewer is almost ready, Dr. Stern.” “Thank you, Judy. Go ahead and hook up our test subject to the device.” Marcus Morris squirmed in his restraints, but the tranquilizers were already having an effect on his nervous system, and he felt a little groggy. “Dude, let me go! I don’t wanna be hooked up…

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Markieff Morris 25 Points Full Highlights (12/6/2013)

The PA guy’s voice boomed: “Markieff Morris, entering the game for Channing Frye.” Markieff, still sitting on the bench, could hardly contain his laughter as he watched his brother go in his place. None of his teammates knew, nor his coaches. But they would know soon if he couldn’t get his giggling under control. As…

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Channing Frye 25 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2013)

The klaxons went off without warning, startling Channing out of his cryo-sleep. The computer’s voice, usually a pleasant female tone, now bellowed in the manner of a drill sergeant: “CODE ORANGE! CODE ORANGE! ALIENS ABOARD THE SHIP! ALL PERSONNEL TO REPORT TO CENTRAL BAY FOR INSTRUCTIONS! CODE ORANGE! CODE ORANGE!” If Channing hadn’t already been…

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Marcus Morris 16 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2013)

What is the nature of existence? What truly is reality besides that which we perceive ourselves? I’m sitting here at my computer watching Marcus Morris drop 16 points (all on jumpers, too) and it occurs to me that I can’t even be sure that Marcus is a person in the same way that I am…

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