Damian Lillard All 227 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Three-ilation Part II)

Damian stared at the discarded abacus as if had burned him. Of course, nothing of the sort had happened. He had been overcome with a vision of something, a moment of startling clarity among the recent confusing events, but the origin of the abaci remained just as unknown as before. It lay there on the…

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Damian Lillard All 227 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Three-ilation Part I)

Damian Lillard woke up feeling refreshed and tranquil, but this was no surprise to him; tranquility was an easy state of mind to reach when one had relocated to a remote cabin in the Oregon Cascades for the off-season. Morning sunlight, filtered by a thick pine forest, served as a much more peaceful alarm clock…

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Jusuf Nurkic 18 Points Full Highlights (4/21/2018)

The season ends for Jusuf Nurkic and the Portland Trailblazers. A lot of stuff happened for them, but how much of it will be remembered even a year from now? Here’s my personal list, which is obviously skewed in favor of worse players and against “stars” (shade at Damian Lillard continues to be thrown). -Pat…

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Al-Farouq Aminu 27 Points Full Highlights (4/21/2018)

I said in my last Al-Farouq Aminu vid (just two days ago!), that Blazers fans were “Going to turn on Aminu once he scores four points in game four and the Blazers get swept out of the playoffs”. As you can see from the video title, Aminu scored way more than four points, and so…

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Al-Farouq Aminu 21 Points Full Highlights (4/19/2018)

How unfair that one of the Blazers’ role-players actually decided to show up for this game, yet the Blazers still lost big to the Pelicans thanks to the combined efforts of Lameian Brickard C.J. McChuckbrick. Al-Farouq Aminu’s 21 point in this game is by far the most of any non-Lillard, non-McCollum Blazer in this series….

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Zach Collins 12 Points Full Highlights (4/17/2018)

Does or does not Zach Collins kinda totally look like a serial killer? He’s handsome in a cold kind of way, with the 50’s-style haircut, the sharp jawline that could probably withstand hits from a sledgehammer, the lanky tallness, and those steely blue eyes. But he also looks slightly unhinged, like there is nothing behind…

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Jusuf Nurkic 20 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2018)

Mason Plumlee couldn’t contain Jusuf Nurkic. Nikola Jokic couldn’t contain Jusuf Nurkic. Jusuf Nurkic could barely contain Jusuf Nurkic. Jusuf Nurkic was, at points in this game, a completely unstoppable out-of-control force of rebound and flailing post move. I hate to compare them again, but Jokic plays the game in a very measured way. He’s…

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Evan Turner 18 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2018)

While the 76ers are finally doing good with their young core, let us not forget that Evan Turner was supposed to be part of that core. I’m stretching things a little bit, because he was drafted in 2010, and the intervening years would’ve been a long time to keep him around, but they didn’t draft…

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Wade Baldwin 14 Points Full Highlights (4/5/2018)

Bojan Bogdanovic just got done handing Kevin Durant’s nuts to him on a silver platter, but this one is even better: Wade Baldwin the Fourth pretty much made James Harden the Zeroth into an injured butt-baby. I actually almost felt sort of bad for Harden, because of how bad he was getting devastated, but then…

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Zach Collins 15 Points/4 Assists/3 Dunks Full Highlights (3/30/2018)

I am currently writing this description from the safety and comfort of a completely dark closet. I took my wireless keyboard and mouse with me, but no monitors, because there can be no light in here. Not while I am so distraught. Not while I am so vulnerable. Reality seems like a very bleak place…

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