Mo Williams 17 Points Full Highlights (4/25/2014)

Mo Williams ‏@mowilliams Apr 25 hey @KingJames u see how clutch i was in playoffs, i still got it #ripcityswag Mo Williams ‏@mowilliams Apr 25 we shud team up again, like old days @KingJames Mo Williams ‏@mowilliams Apr 25 sup @KingJames Mo Williams ‏@mowilliams Apr 25 what’s up @KingJames Mo Williams ‏@mowilliams Apr 25 @KingJames…

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Dorell Wright 15 Points/3 Blocks/1 Dunk Full Highlights (4/23/2014)

Every time I think about Dorell Wright, I have these depraved thoughts. They are an unwelcome presence, but I cannot dispel them no matter how much mental energy I exert towards the task. It wasn’t a big problem during the regular season, when Dorell was getting minor minutes and had production to match, but now…

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Mo Williams 18 Points Full Highlights (4/13/2014)

Before their matchup with the Warriors, Mo Williams stood alone in the dark locker room. Lifting out a hidden panel that he had cut out of his locker, he revealed the shrine that gave him strength before every home game. On the wall was a collage of pictures featuring him standing alongside his one true…

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Robin Lopez 20 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2014)

Why don’t you guys like Robin Lopez? Is it because he looks like that guy from The Simpsons? Because that’s a stupid reason to dislike somebody. Really, I expected more from you. Cartoonish hair aside, Lopez has been an unheralded component of the Blazers’ success this year. He’s the perfect center for a team with…

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Robin Lopez 19 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (3/14/2014)

I have been introduced to a new nickname for Robin Lopez. I thought about withholding it from you guys, but then I figured, hey, I’m a generous guy, and I shouldn’t bogart the funny nicknames. Here it is: Fropez. Get it? Because his name is Lopez? And he has an afro? I’m also betting that…

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Will Barton 20 Points/4 Dunks/4 Assists Full Highlights (2/26/2014)

Will Barton closed his eyes. He knew that he had looked through his mortal eyes for the last time, but the thought did not distress him. There was more waiting for him on the other side of reality’s mirror. The corporeal form of his body was whisked away in an instant, taken by the Star-Reaper…

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Thomas Robinson 14 Points/18 Rebounds/2 Blocks Full Highlights (2/23/2014)

I feel so bad for Corey Brewer’s parents. To watch your son get murdered on live TV must be horrible, but even worse is that the murderer currently walks free. And now, some heartless YouTube user is making a highlight package celebrating the murderer, showcasing his violent tendencies in a positive light. That must be…

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C.J. McCollum 15 Points/3 Assists Full Highlights (2/11/2014)

I’m writing this description from a coffee shop in Portland. I’m not in the city for a visit, though. I’ve moved here. The amount of hype I have for CJ McCollum dictated that I come here to worship at his altar. I sold all of my possessions, bought a warehouse-turned-loft in one of the hip…

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C.J. McCollum Career High 19 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2014)

Be honest. How many of you get CJ McCollum and Ray McCallum confused? Because before I made these highlights they were basically the same player in my mind. Don’t lie. DownToBuck knows when you are lying. Unless you are a Blazers or Kings fan it’s unlikely that you’ve seen either play at all. I watch…

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Wesley Matthews 24 Points Full Highlights (1/23/2014)

For a guy who scores a fair amount of points on a very good team, and who makes and takes a bunch of threes, it seems like Wesley Matthews doesn’t get the attention he deserves. I don’t understand. He’s the kind of player the people should love. He’s efficient. His advanced stats look good. His…

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