Jusuf Nurkic 21 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (3/27/2018)

Jusuf Nurkic status: playoffs. Nikola Jokic status: not playoffs. Whoa. Does this mean anything? I am tempted to say it does, because I know the audience for this video will include a portion of Nurkic-only fans, but I don’t think it does. At most, it says that Nurkic has Damian Lillard on his team and…

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Jusuf Nurkic 21 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (3/20/2018)

I’ve ragged heavily on Jusuf Nurkic in the past for being out-of-control with his scoring moves and for taking ill-advised shots. I’m not going to backtrack and say that he wasn’t doing those things in past games, because he definitely was, but I will acknowledge that Nurkic was under control and composed in this game,…

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Al-Farouq Aminu 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/20/2018)

Al-Farouq Aminu looks slightly less like a hobo now that he’s got hair constrained in braids of some kind, but he still mostly looks like a disheveled hobo who could have drunkenly stumbled into the arena and procured from the gift shop a jersey with his name blazoned across the back. Maybe security tried to…

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Jusuf Nurkic 27 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (3/12/2018)

As is often the case with Jusuf Nurkic’s high-scoring performances, this one features a lot of wild shots at the rim which happen to go in. Does he even bother locating the rim before throwing the ball up in its general vicinity? This video also features a lot of ragdoll physics as he uses his…

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Zach Collins 12 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2018)

Zach Collins walked up to his locker and immediately noticed the piece of paper which was taped to its side. The paper appeared to be a handwritten note of some kind. He gently pulled it off his locker and began to read: “Dear Zach Collins, This is letter from team management. We appreciating the hard…

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Zach Collins 12 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (3/3/2018)

It took a while, but here we are: Zach Collins’ first highlight video of the season. First DTB highlight video, at least. I’m sure there have been others, made by people too eager to highlight unworthy performances. This is his first, MAYBE second, game where you analyze the end product and are like “yeah, he…

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Shabazz Napier 20 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2018)

Shabazz Napier was coming off an 0-for-10 effort the game before that ranked as one of the worst shooting performances of the year. I actually thought it might be THE worst, but I totally forgot about Stanley Johnson’s season-opening 0-for-13 brickfest. Among others. Still pretty bad for ShabazzleDazzle, but not incomprehensibly bad. If my channel…

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Jusuf Nurkic 24 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (2/8/2018)

Is it possible to set screens that are… too good? Too bone-crushing? Yes! Jusuf Nurkic had a whole bunch of turnovers tonight, too many I would say, but some of them were unfairly handed out because of the sternum-shattering nature of his screens. Those were legit screens, but because Michael Kidd-Gilchrist is a little baby,…

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Maurice Harkless 19 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (2/4/2018)

I don’t feel like Moe “Moe Buckets” Harkless is getting enough criticism for what he did at the end of last season, an act that called into question the entire integrity of the NBA. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, thinking he punched a fan or something, let me clue you in: he…

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Jusuf Nurkic 20 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2018)

The “Point Nurkic” experiment has seemingly ended for Jusuf Nurkic and the Trailblazers. It was fun for a while right after he got traded, helping to build that Nurkic vs. Jokic storyline, but I think Portland decided they wanted the ball in Lillard’s and McCollum’s hands. All the time. And that’s okay. Nurkic can pass,…

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