Meyers Leonard Career High 24 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (4/13/2015)

Over two years ago, in late March, as the Trailblazers’ disappointing season wound down, Meyers Leonard scored 22 points in an NBA game. “Finally!” came the cry from Portland fans. “It took him a while, but he’s going to be a beast next year, I can feel it!”. They weren’t too sad about being totally…

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C.J. McCollum 26 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2015)

If you’re not ultra-hyped for C.J. McCollum, you should get yourself checked out at a professional doctor or something. He has lately been beasting out his mind thanks to the timely injuries of Wes Matthews and Arron Afflalo. His stats are so sick that you would have to be comatose to not get hyped when…

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C.J. McCollum 17 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2015)

C.J. McCollum’s good performance is this game might as well have not even happened, as it was completely overshadowed by Steph Curry scoring 45 and breaking his own record for made threes in a season. But what if I told you that McCollum was Curry-lite? Stay with me on this. McCollum shoots threes really well….

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Meyers Leonard 17 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (4/6/2015)

Meyers “7-foot Bieber” Leonard is an enigma. A big who can shoot from outside as well as use his superior athleticism to make highlight-reel plays? There is no reason why such a player would not receive consistent and plentiful minutes. It’s like Shaq and Dirk combined. Blazers fans can clue me in here on why…

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Chris Kaman 16 Points Full Highlights (4/4/2015)

Chris “Don’t Grab My Balls” Kaman has had bad luck at living up to his nickname. Remember, all those years ago, when Reggie Evans decided to get a big handful of Kaman’s happy-sack? A similar situation came to pass a few days ago where Chris Paul also got a little frisky with Kaman’s “private anatomical…

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C.J. McCollum Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2015)

I want to ask something. Are the Blazers being EXPOSED right now? Don’t give me any of that injury mumbo-jumbo. I’ve got a narrative that I’m building here and I’m seeing it through to the end. They’ve lost five in a row now. They’re relying on guys like C.J. McCollum to give them scoring. I…

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Meyers Leonard 15 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2015)

I shouldn’t need to tell you this, but I’m going to tell you anyway: Meyers Leonard is in the 50-40-90 club. Well, not in quite yet. He has to finish the season before the induction ceremony happens, I think. But he’s on pace, and if he keeps getting no/very few minutes, he should be able…

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Nicolas Batum 27 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/21/2015)

“Bon Dieu de merde,” Nic whispered, watching with fascination and horror. “I warned you something bad would happens.” Victor Claver whimpered. Nicolas Batum and his Spanish teammate were rooted to the floor as the horrific scene unfolded before their eyes. What had started as an innocent experiment on the effects of microwaves on basketballs had…

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Wesley Matthews 25 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (1/17/2015)

The hype train for Wesley Matthews remains disturbingly empty. I walk amongst the cars, taking a break from my conductorly duties, and see only a few older gentlemen, asleep on the seats, dressed in well-worn Walton jerseys. In the rear I stumble upon a contingent of fans from his alma mater, Marquette, and from his…

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C.J. McCollum 17 Points Full Highlights (1/16/2015)

CJ “My McPrecious” McCollum is one of the few “potential” players on the Trailblazers’ roster. You could consider Will Barton one of those too. Maybe Allen Crabbe? Anyway, he doesn’t get many minutes because he kind of sucks right now, but Portland fans feel he could be a big part of their future. I just…

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