Eric Maynor 20 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/8/2013)

All aboard the Eric Maynor hype train! I’m your conductor, DownToBuck. Choo Choo! We might not be as fast or as fancy as the Lillard hype train, but we’re a lot less crowded! Plenty of room to spread your legs. And you guys had better get on quick before it is derailed by Terry Stotts’…

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Eric Maynor 13 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (3/6/2013)

Remember when Thunder fans thought that Maynor was going to be a key contributor to their championship squad? Those were the days. Then he got injured, and Reggie Jackson came along, and all of a sudden he wasn’t playing at all. But now he’s been traded to the Trailblazers, who desperately need a competent back-up…

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Meyers Leonard Career High 15 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2013)

I have a favorable impression of Meyers Leonard. I don’t know why. I watch a lot of Portland games, but it never seems that he plays very much? Maybe it’s because he’s white. Yeah, that’s it. I must be a racist or something. Anyway, given my high opinion of him, it surprised me that 15…

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Wesley Matthews 24 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2013)

Remember when an undrafted Wesley Matthews had a pretty good rookie season but for some reason the Jazz didn’t want to keep him? Yeah. I bet Jazz fans are still salty at their front office for that one. When they’re not busy being part of a weird cult religion. But for Wesley Matthews his days…

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Nicolas Batum 22 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2013)

Nicolas Batum is set to make almost 11 million dollars this year. I’m not making any judgements on whether he is worth that much or not, I’m just saying that’s a ridiculously large amount of money. If I had that much money, I would probably buy: -NBA championship ring replica -A pallet of bagel chips…

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J.J. Hickson 25 Points/16 Rebounds Full Highlights (2/19/2013)

They were chasing him. He didn’t know why, but two men in grey suits and sunglasses were chasing him through the back alleys of Portland. He had just been enjoying a cup of fair-trade coffee at the place down the street when he saw somebody with a walkie-talkie pointing at him and nodding. It had…

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Luke Babbitt 14 Points Full Highlights (12/20/2012)

Luke “Babbers” Babbitt is what some people might call a “three-point specialist”. I would say the most apt comparison for him is a white(r) Matt Bonner. He scored 14 points against the bricktastic Nuggets, a game notable for being the last NBA contest of the 3rd age of man. As you know, today, December 21st,…

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Nicolas Batum 5 by 5 (11 Pts,10 Asts,5 Rebs,5 Stls,5 Blks) Full Highlights (12/16/2012)

The 5 by 5. One of the most storied in-game statistical feats, only surpassed by the quadruple-double. Very few players have had such a great all-around game. Their names are etched upon the very stone of the NBA itself: Hakeem Olajuwon, David Robinson, Derrick Coleman, Vlade Divac, Jamaal Tinsley(!!!), Andrei Kirilenko, and Marcus Camby. Another…

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Damian Lillard 24 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (12/1/2012)

The Portland Trailblazers are trying very hard to be the worst team in the league. The presence of the best rookie in the league (no, not Meyers Leonard you dope, it’s Lillard) makes this goal harder to accomplish, but they are still doing it thanks to the laughably bad troupe of scrub bench players which…

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Wesley Matthews 30 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2012)

Shooting some threes was Wesley Much better than Jan Vesely All across the land they say ‘Can you shoot another trey?’ Truly as the sun rises in the east Wesley Matthews is forever a beast Half-baked poetry copyright DownToBuck. All clips property of the NBA. No copyright infringement is intended.

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