Meyers Leonard has seen his minutes drop drastically since his rookie year. The Trailblazers starting lineup, in general, has been extremely healthy, so there are few minutes for underperforming semi-busts. Supposedly he is horrible on defense, though since he gets no minutes I can’t validate that claim. Trailblazers fans will surely be happy to tell…
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Chris Kaman 16 Points Full Highlights (12/20/2014)
OFFICIAL NBA PLAYERS WHO WILL BE MALL SANTAS AFTER THEY RETIRE POWER RANKINGS 1. Chris Kaman 2. Pero Antic 3. Marc Gasol 4. Donatas Motiejunas [POWER GAP] 5. Kyle O’Quinn 6. Andrew Bogut 441. Corey Brewer
Read MoreWesley Matthews 23 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/30/2014)
Whenever I make a video featuring Wesley Matthews, I just prepare for the fact that it won’t get any views. Not that I care about view counts, since I’m just making videos for my own enjoyment, but I know that I don’t need to try as hard writing a description when only 1,200 people will…
Read MoreChris Kaman 16 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2014)
Older (and newer) basketball fans often bemoan the lack of post-play in the modern NBA. Then, they turn around and criticize the few players who do attempt post moves, player like Al Jefferson and Chris Kaman, for being too inefficient. Well, duh, of course they’re inefficient! That’s the whole point. Going one-on-one against someone, with…
Read MoreRobin Lopez 19 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2014)
What blows my mind is that the Portland Trailblazers scored in 84 in the first half…while starting Allen Crabbe. Forget about Robin Lopez for a second. He doesn’t matter right now. Allen Crabbe! My brain doesn’t know how to handle this information. It’s all I can do to play simplistic Flash games while I wait…
Read MoreWesley Matthews 21 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (11/9/2014)
“No, that’s not right…” Wesley mumbled, staring at his reflection in the mirror. He unbuttoned the top two buttons of his vibrantly-plaid button-down shirt, exposing his dark chest hair. “That’s better.” Journeying to his closet, he picked out a pair of black jeans from his high-school days. His mom had admonished him when he had…
Read MoreChris Kaman 12 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2014)
Chris “Kaveman” Kaman is definitely the most hobo-looking guy in the NBA. I don’t think it’s close at all. Josh McRoberts could give him a run for his money if he just failed to wash his hair for a few weeks, but Chris will always retain the edge in bald spot possession. This is one…
Read MoreDamian Lillard All 218 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2013-14 Season Three-ilation)
Across the land of Port The frost-covered moors Will hold their court For aeons past and to come A pallor heavily hangs From horizon to horizon And though the winds may change The fog will always prevail Twelve men take the path In number, strong, in strength, weak Advancing through the wrath The fallen haunt…
Read MoreWill Barton 17 Points Full Highlights (5/12/2014)
Will Barton entered the house with the stealthiness of a veteran home intruder. However, he wasn’t here to steal material goods. He had plenty of those. This was an excursion to cement his viability as an NBA player. Thankful for the carpeted floors, Will sneaked soundlessly into one of the many bedrooms of the residence….
Read MoreNicolas Batum 20 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (5/10/2014)
In this series, Nicolas “I Want To Punch Juan Carlos Navarro In The Balls” Batum is the only bright spot on an embarrassingly-outmatched Blazers team. While his teammates struggle to tie their shoes and navigate food from their fork to their mouth, Batum is showing that he is worth the money that he was paid…
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