Danuel House 17 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2020)

OFFICIAL WAYS TO PRONOUNCE “DANUEL” POWER RANKINGS 1. “Dan-You-Ell”. Since I am an expert at English-language pronunciation, you can take my word for it that this is how House’s fist name really should be pronounced if following the rules of the language. It’s like Manuel with a D. 2. “Dan-Ooh-Ell”. Pretty close to correct, but…

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Tomas Satoransky 19 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/25/2020)

DownToBuck ate some funny shrimp for lunch and isn’t feeling too well right now, so he’s going to phone in this description by utilizing the tried-and-true “power ranking” format. If the low-effort nature of this video description bothers you, I direct you to the description for tonight’s Shabazz Napier triple-double, which had a very high-effort…

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James Johnson 22 Points Full Highlights (1/20/2020)

OFFICIAL PREFERRED IN-GAME SNACKS OF JAMES JOHNSON POWER RANKINGS 1. Mozzarella sticks smuggled by a friendly fan from the concession stand 2. A carton of melted strawberry ice cream stashed in warm-up pants 3. Candy from the candy bucket on the scorer’s table (consumed in fistfuls without removing the wrappers first) 4. One chicken strip…

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Maxi Kleber Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (1/4/2020)

OFFICIAL NEXT DIRK ON THE MAVERICKS POWER RANKINGS JANUARY 2020 EDITION 1. Maxi Kleber 2. Luka Doncic 3. Kristaps Porzingis 4. Dwight Powell 5. Boban Marjanovic 6. J.J. Barea POWER GAP 16. Courtney Lee 17. Josh Reaves If you want a little bit of explanation, Maxi Kleber is first because he’s a big German and…

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De’Anthony Melton 16 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2020)

OFFICIAL POINT GUARDS PLAYING LESS THAN TWENTY MINUTES PER GAME POWER RANKINGS [POWER CRITERIA: TOTAL WIN-SHARES]: 1. Terence Davis (1.9 WS) 2. T.J. McConnell (1.7 WS) 3. Monte Morris (1.6 WS) 4. Brad Wanamaker (1.6 WS) 5. Jalen Bruson (1.5 WS) 6. Alex Caruso (1.1 WS) 7. Tyus Jones (1.0 WS) 8. De’Anthony Melton (1.0…

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Sekou Doumbouya 10 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (1/2/2020)

OFFICIAL REASONS TO MAKE THIS VIDEO POWER RANKINGS 1. Sekou Doumbouya is a fun name to say and to spell 2. Pistons fans have attached all of their hopes, literally all of their hopes, to this guy for some reason 3. Doumbouya had two dunks 4. As the Pistons broadcast helpfully reminded us, Doumbouya is…

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Tyler Herro 17 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2019)

OFFICIAL REASONS TO MAKE THIS VIDEO POWER RANKINGS 1. Tyler Herro was sort of clutch by scoring three straight buckets with four minutes left in the game 2. I had gone an entire week without making a Tyler Herro highlight video, which is way too long a period of time to go without a Tyler…

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Troy Brown Career High 26 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/23/2019)

OFFICIAL TROYS OF THE NBA POWER RANKINGS 1. Troy Brown Junior. Before this game, I wouldn’t have been able to decisively place TBJ in the number one spot, but now I am making the determination decisively and authoritatively: Troy Brown Jr. is the best Troy in the game right now. No other current Troy could…

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Abdel Nader Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2019)

OFFICIAL NBA PLAYERS FROM EGYPT POWER RANKINGS – ALL TIME EDITION 1. Abdel Nader 2. Alaa Abdelnaby First off, I want to apologize for not making these power rankings a “Power Pyramid” (which would be extremely appropriate considering the country in question). I wanted to, I really did, but such a Power Pyramid would require…

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Devonte’ Graham 18 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (11/23/2019)

OFFICIAL THINGS THAT DEVONTE’ GRAHAM IS IN THE TOP TEN OF POWER RANKINGS 1. Made three-pointers. Devonte’ Graham is currently second at 60, behind Harden’s 77. KAT is close on Graham’s heels with 57. What bizarre times we live in. 2. Assists. Graham is in fifth place with 120, behind LeBron, Doncic, Trae Young, and…

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