Omari Johnson 13 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

OFFICIAL NBA PLAYERS FROM JAMAICA POWER RANKINGS 1. Patrick Ewing (he good) 2. Rumeal Robinson (way behind Ewing) 3. Samardo Samuels (way behind Robinson, also why isn’t this guy still in the league) 4. Jerome Jordan (still mad that the Bucks traded him on draft night) 5. Wayne Sappleton (not a real player) 6. OMARI…

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Nikola Jokic 25 Points Full Highlights (3/23/2018)

OFFICIAL REASONS THE DENVER NUGGETS AREN’T GOING TO MAKE THE PLAYOFFS THIS SEASON POWER RANKINGS 1. Paul Millsap 2. Paul Millsap 3. Paul Millsap 4. Paul Millsap 5. Paul Millsap 6. Paul Millsap 7. Paul Millsap 8. Mike Malone 9. Paul Millsap 10. Paul Millsap -DISAPPOINTMENT GAP- 232. Gary Harris 233. Nikola Jokic

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Andrew Harrison Career High 28 Points Full Highlights (2/14/2018)

OFFICIAL THINGS THAT ANDREW HARRISON PROBABLY SAID TO THE REF TO GET EJECTED POWER RANKINGS 1. “I disagreed with that call, I believe I cleanly blocked Ferguson, can we talk about this in a civil and respectful manner?” 2. “I wish my brother was still in the NBA.” 3. “Westbrook is a hell of a…

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Reggie Bullock 20 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2018)

OFFICIAL REASONS WHY REGGIE BULLOCK ONLY SCORED TWO POINTS IN THE SECOND HALF POWER RANKINGS: 1. Blake Griffin disrupting team chemistry 2. Stan Van Gundy’s schemes are stupid 3. Hawks organist playing distracting organ ditties nonstop 4. James Ennis stealing Bullock’s minutes 5. Ish Smith isn’t really that great 6. “Weird” tacos eaten before the…

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Trey Lyles 24 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2018)

OFFICIAL CANADIANS IN THE NBA 2017-18 POWER RANKINGS 1. Andrew Wiggins 2. There’s really not a better Canadian than Wiggins? 3. Jamal Murray 4. Kelly Olynyk 5. Trey Lyles (this is the name you’re looking for if you only care about the dude in the video title) 6. Tristan Thompson 7. Dwight Powell 8. Dillon…

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Rondae Hollis-Jefferson 22 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/13/2018)

Rondae Hollis-Jefferson scoring 22 points and getting 7 assists is like a nightmare scenario for me. I already don’t care that much for RHJ, his game is unaesthetic (save those shoulder shimmies he does before free throws) and my position on assists is well-known. And when I say nightmare scenario, I really mean nightmare here….

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E’Twaun Moore 23 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2018)

OFFICIAL GUARDS WHO PLAY MORE THAN FIFTEEN MINUTES PER GAME SORTED BY FIELD GOAL PERCENTAGE POWER RANKINGS 1. JaKarr Sampson (59.1%) [what the hell, I guess I should have put a game restriction on this list since he’s only played in six of them] 2. E’Twaun Moore (54.6%) [I honestly thought he would be first,…

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Marcus Smart 18 Points Full Highlights (1/5/2018)

OFFICIAL LOWEST TRUE SHOOTING PERCENTAGES FOR PLAYERS WHO PLAY MORE THAN THIRTY MINUTES PER GAME POWER RANKINGS: 1. Lonzo “Secretly Hates his Father” Ball (43%) 2. Marcus “Vital Part of the Team” Smart (45.8%) 3. Danilo “Hospital Bed” Gallinari (47.5%) 4. Dion “Buckets Don’t Lie” Waiters (48.7%) 5. Nicolas “I Hate Juan-Carlos Navarro” Batum (49.7%)…

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T.J. Warren 28 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2017)

OFFICIAL TWO-POINT FIELD GOAL ATTEMPTER POWER RANKINGS 2018 EDITION 1. Russell Westbrook 2. Giannis Antetokounmpo 3. LaMarcus Aldridge 4. T.J. Warren 5. LeBron James 6. DeMar DeRozan ….. ….. ….. 476. Julyan Stone (Is it really a “power ranking” if it’s just a factual list? That is a question for another day.)

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Otto Porter 26 Points/7 Threes/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/29/2017)

OFFICIAL MOST UNDERRATED PLAYERS IN THE NBA WHOSE LAST NAMES START WITH ‘P’ POWER RANKINGS 1. Otto Porter 2. Dwight Powell 3. Chris Paul? 4. This is getting hard 5. Jakob Poeltl 6. Adreian Payne 7. Are there other players whose last names start with P? 8. Oh yeah, the Plumlees 9. Mason Plumlee 10….

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