Nikola Jokic Triple Double 27 Pts/10 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (2/8/2019)

OFFICIAL LIST OF THINGS I BLAME FOR THE NUGGETS LOSING TO THE SIXERS POWER RANKINGS 1. Nikola Jokic. A triple-double is cool, but a fifty-point quadruple-double with ten steals would have likely resulted in a win. 2. J.J. Redick. 34 points. Why did he decide to go off in the first game of the Butler/Harris/Embiid/Simmons…

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Derrick White 26 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/31/2019)

OFFICIAL POINT GUARDS TO SHOOT OVER 50% FROM THE FIELD IN A SEASON WHILE PLAYING AT LEAST TWENTY MINUTES PER GAME IN THE PAST FIVE YEARS POWER RANKINGS 1. Stephen Curry 2015-16 (30.1 PPG, 50.4% shooting) 2. Ben Simmons 2018-19 (16.7 PPG, 56.9% shooting) 3. Goran Dragic 2014-15 (16.3 PPG, 50.1% shooting) 4. Trey Burke…

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Davis Bertans 18 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/29/2019)

OFFICIAL PLAYERS DRAFTED IN THE SECOND ROUND OF THE 2011 DRAFT WHO ARE STILL IN THE LEAGUE POWER RANKINGS: 1. Bojan Bogdanovic (MJ-lite [and MJ-white (LOL [lots of laughs])]) 2. E’Twaun Moore (Also MJ-lite) 3. Davis Bertans (The Latvian Laser is finally getting unleashed. When he’s hot, he’s more dangerous than pointing a laser pointer…

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Derrick White 22 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2018)

OFFICIAL DERRICK PEOPLE OF THE NBA POWER RANKINGS 1. Derrick Rose 2. Derrick Favors 3. Derrick Jones Jr. 4. Derrick White 5. Marcus Derrickson OFFICIAL WHITE PEOPLE OF THE NBA POWER RANKINGS 1. Hassan Whiteside 2. Derrick White 3. Okaro White OFFICIAL DERRICK WHITE PEOPLE OF THE NBA POWER RANKINGS 1. Derrick White

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Kent Bazemore 23 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2018)

OFFICIAL REASONS TO MAKE THIS VIDEO POWER RANKINGS 1. 23 is Kent Bazemore’s third-highest scoring game of the season (behind two 32-point games) 2. Nobody else is gonna make a damn Bazemore video 3. That steal and dunk to tie the game with seventeen seconds left was pretty slick, not gonna lie 4. Bazemore is…

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Dante Exum 15 Points Full Highlights (12/25/2018)

After hours of intense internet research, during which I ignored all bodily needs in my quest for knowledge, I have made the following determination: Australian people do celebrate Christmas, but it is very low on the “OFFICIAL HOLIDAYS IN AUSTRALIA POWER RANKINGS”, which doesn’t actually exist as a codified document, but is more of a…

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Jalen Brunson 17 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2018)

OFFICIAL 2018 DRAFTEES FROM VILLANOVA POWER RANKINGS 1. Jalen Brunson 2. Mikal Bridges 3. Donte DiVincenzo 4. Omari Spellman Two starts for Jalen Brunson, two huge (for him) games, two wins. There’s a trend here that I’ll give you some time to figure out. I’m ignoring the random start he had back in October because…

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Rudy Gay 23 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2018)

OFFICIAL TEAMS WHO HAVE ATTEMPTED THE MOST MIDRANGE SHOTS POWER RANKINGS 1. San Antonio Spurs (712) 2. Golden State Warriors (635) 3. Cleveland Cavaliers (560) [POWER GAP] 29. Milwaukee Bucks (154) 30. Houston Rockets (124) The Spurs’ position at the top of that list should surprise nobody. They have two of the most prodigious midrange…

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Collin Sexton 23 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2018)

It seems to me that every time I make a Collin “Sexty Time” Sexton highlight video, he’s downright abusing opposing defenses with his money midrange game. I decided to head on over to stats.nba.com, a very powerful tool that I barely know how to use, to figure out where Sexty Time fits in with the…

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