Jeremy Lamb 22 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (4/5/2019)

OFFICIAL THINGS THAT JEREMY LAMB HATES POWER RANKINGS: 1. The Toronto Raptors 2. Fans of the Toronto Raptors 3. Players who play for the Toronto Raptors 4. The city of Toronto 5. The sovereign nation of Canada 6. Dinosaurs 7. Losing games 8. Not getting to be the one who takes game-winning three-point attempts 9….

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Collin Sexton 23 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2019)

OFFICIAL ROOKIES POWER RANKINGS [SPECIAL DTB POWER CRITERIA: TOTAL NUMBER OF TWENTY-POINT GAMES] 1. Luka Doncic 36 2. Trae Young 27 3. Deandre Ayton 19 4. Collin Sexton 18 5. Jaren Jackson 11 6. Kevin Knox 9 7. Allonzo Trier 8 8. Marvin Bagley 7 9. Wendell Carter Jr. 3 9. Kevin Huerter 3 9….

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Keita Bates-Diop 18 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2019)

OFFICIAL WAYS TO PRONOUNCE “KEITA” POWER RANKINGS 1. Keeta 2. Kayta 3. Kite-Ah 4. Keh-Eeta 5. Kuh-It-Ah [POWER GAP] 6. Keita World Peace 7. Kobe OFFICIAL WAYS TO PRONOUNCE “BATES” POWER RANKINGS 1. Baits OFFICIAL WAYS TO PRONOUNCE “DIOP” POWER RANKINGS 1. Jop 2. Dee-Op 3. Die-Op [POWER GAP] 4. Die-Ope 5. Dope 6. ‘Dipo

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Bruno Caboclo 9 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/2/2019)

OFFICIAL REASONS TO MAKE THIS VIDEO POWER RANKINGS: 1. Bruno Caboclo is a very popular player who will drive views to my channel. 2. Six assists is not only a career high in that stat for Caboclo, but it is twice as many assists as he had ever gotten in a game before. This is…

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Jalen Brunson 24 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/27/2019)

OFFICIAL 2018 DRAFTEES FROM VILLANOVA POWER RANKINGS [AMENDED FEBRUARY 2019 EDITION] 1. Jalen Brunson NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAP OF VICTORY 2. Mikal Bridges 3. Omari Spellman 4. Donte DiVincenzo This is basically the same ordering as the initial power ranking except that Spellman has now surpassed DiVincenzo. It’s been so long since DiVincenzo has played that…

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Jonas Valanciunas 25 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2019)

OFFICIAL THINGS THAT JONAS VALANCIUNAS DOES THAT MARC GASOL DOESN’T DO POWER RANKINGS 1. Be Lithuanian 2. Score efficiently 3. Have a cool haircut 4. Get marginalized by coaches for his entire career 5. Watch torrented Lithuanian television series while snuggling with his cat Arvydas 6. Dunk the ball (I’m pretty sure Marc can’t jump…

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Derrick Favors 24 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/22/2019)

OFFICIAL REASONS WHY NO ONE CARES ABOUT DERRICK FAVORS POWER RANKINGS 1. Utah 2. Lame dunks 3. Not enough threes 4. Latent racism (could be combined with “Utah”) 5. Last traded a million years ago 6. Slam dunks that are unexciting OFFICIAL REASONS WHY NO ONE CARES ABOUT DOWNTOBUCK’S “FLAVORS OF FAVORS” COOKBOOK POWER RANKINGS…

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Enes Kanter 18 Points Trailblazers Debut Full Highlights (2/21/2019)

OFFICIAL THINGS ENES KANTER BRINGS TO THE TRAILBLAZERS POWER RANKINGS 1. Offensive rebounds. Enes Kanter is a rebounding machine, and his machine-like rebounding is especially noticeable on the offensive end of the ball. If you were to put him and, say, John Henson in the same gym together and had them battle for rebounds, Kanter…

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