Buddy Hield 19 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2018)

Not gonna lie, getting my channel terminated bummed me out a lot, but I think my 12-foot-tall 3D-printed naked purple Buddy Hield statue took it even harder than I did. When I told him the sad news I swear he started crying. I mean, he didn’t make any tears because he doesn’t have tear ducts,…

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Buddy Hield 24 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2017)

My 3D-printed statue of Buddy Hield has completely sated my need for human interaction. His gigantic purpleness is less judgemental of my unique lifestyle than humans are. Long ago I tired of dealing with so-called “normies”, but this twelve-foot-tall naked purple Buddy is about as far from being a normie as it’s possible to get….

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Buddy Hield 18 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2017)

So the 3D-printed Buddy Hield statue I have living with me is basically becoming more humanlike with every passing day. I mean, he’s still purple, plastic, and twelve feet tall (and naked), so it’s still pretty obvious that he’s not a homo sapien like me, but the dim consciousness he possessed when he first “awakened”…

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Buddy Hield 21 Points Full Highlights (11/7/2017)

I’ve totally done a 180 on this 12-foot-tall 3D-printed statue of Buddy Hield that I have chilling out in my apartment. After I spent most of last year trying various ways to ignore it or remove it from my life entirely through increasingly desperate means, now this thing is basically my best friend. It’s nice…

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Buddy Hield 19 Points Full Highlights (10/18/2017)

Okay, so, for those of you who forgot, I have spent the better part of the last year with a 12-foot-tall 3D-printed plastic naked purple statue of Buddy Hield residing in my apartment. It started off as a hype-driven 3000-dollar order from one of those online 3D printing outfits, but over the course of the…

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Buddy Hield Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2017)

Yup, the 12-foot tall purple Buddy Hield statue that I accidentally had 3D-printed is definitely alive. I think. I had my suspicions before, but the evidence continues piling up. First it was the Hot Pocket incident, now this. Things just keep going from bad to worse over here in DTB-land. I again tried asking for…

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Buddy Hield 17 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2017)

I’m pretty sure your old pal DTB is losing his mind. So, in case you’ve been out of the loop, I’ve got this 12-foot tall Buddy Hield statue living in my house now. It was a mistake that never should have happened, but the 3D-printing company doesn’t issue refunds, so I guess I’m stuck with…

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Buddy Hield 22 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/24/2017)

Since joining the Kings, Buddy Hield has had significantly more turnovers than assists. That’s not a good look for a shooting guard, but he gets a pass because he’s a rookie, and he gets a double pass because he got seven assists in this game, and he gets a triple pass because who’s he supposed…

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Buddy Hield 21 Points Full Highlights (3/22/2017)

Today I had the police called on me. So I woke up this morning in the mood to make some more highlight videos, but as has been happening for the past few weeks, when I walked into my living room my attention was immediately diverted to, you guessed it, the twelve-foot-tall 3D-printed naked purple Buddy…

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Buddy Hield 18 Points Full Highlights (3/19/2017)

So yesterday I was getting my mail from my apartment complex’s communal mailboxes and wouldn’t you know it, but that hot Latina with the bubble butt who lives upstairs from me was getting her mail at the same time. DTB usually has game when it comes to females but this time I didn’t because all…

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