Quinn Cook 19 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2018)

Oh darn, the Warriors won a game. I guess they weren’t going to just keep losing forever (a man can dream!), because despite their dysfunction they still have Kevin Durant and Quinn Cook. Hard to hold down a team with two dynamic scorers like that. Everyone has heard by now that Stephen Curry, NBA darling…

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Quinn Cook 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/13/2018)

Quinn Cook watched the unfolding locker room argument with only mild interest. “Do you think we should separate them?” he asked a nearby Jonas Jerebko. “Nah,” was Jonas’ short reply. Quinn nodded in agreement. Arguments in NBA locker rooms were common, especially between players known for their on-court intensity. However, when the argument started to…

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Quinn Cook 27 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/10/2018)

If the Warriors, as the season goes on, stop shooting as many threes and start shooting midrange jumpers instead (gotta change things up a bit sometimes), we can point to this game as the start of that trend. Quinn Cook hit 8 midrange jimbos tonight, and the team as a whole seemed to take way…

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Quinn Cook 21 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (4/7/2018)

Adam Silver must be freaking out right now. How much money has the league lost because of Stephen Curry’s injury? It’s got to be a huge number. A few people are probably buying Quinn Cook gear instead but not enough to make up for the lost jersey sales. And no one’s gonna watch the playoffs…

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Quinn Cook Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2018)

Here’s a quick rundown of how the Warriors played in this game, from my perspective: Stephanie Lurry: No knees or ankles Klay ThompsoneedsOtherStarsToLookGood: Too high to find the arena Lraymond Lreen: Holding L’s Kevin Durcupcake: Ejected for whining too much Zaza Pabitchia: Received fewer minutes than Damian Jones JaVale McAsthma: Wheezed his way to twelve…

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Quinn Cook 17 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/25/2018)

Right now I’m feeling sad because Quinn Cook is hitting all these pull-up midrange jimbos and they’re very aesthetic in quality and he would be a perfect subject for a midrange-ilation, but he’s only been getting consistent minutes within which to hit these shots for, like, fifteen games. If he had been doing this all…

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Quinn Cook 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/19/2018)

Quinn Cook continues his strong run of play in the absence of Curry, Durant, and Thompson. He didn’t set another career-high in points, but he did tie a career-high in assists with five of them. I don’t really care as much about assists as some people, and the first assist in particular was total donkey…

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Quinn Cook Career High 28 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2018)

Back-to-back career-high games for Quinn Cook. Without the benefit of any spacing created by the players on the Warriors who normally score 20+. Sure, it was against two bad teams, but players don’t usually scrape together consecutive career-highs unless they are actually playing good basketball. Cook now has the two highest-scoring games by a Warrior…

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Quinn Cook Career High 25 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2018)

I’m back from vacation (it sucked btw, the TV in the hotel room claimed to be hd but I could count the pixels), so expect normal uploadment of highlights to resume tonight. In the meantime, enjoy yourself while I get caught up on the stuff I missed. Basically, if it’s a video I would still…

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