Malcolm Brogdon 23 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2018)

Quick quiz: how paid is Malcolm “Junkyard Brog” Brogdon gonna get this offseason? a.) Hella paid (think max contract here) b.) Very well paid (twelve to sixteen mil per year) c.) Moderately paid (eight to twelve mil per year) d.) Not very well paid (four to eight mil pear year) e.) Minimally paid (sub four…

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Joe Harris 17 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/5/2018)

Quick Quiz: how paid is Joe Harris gonna get this off-season? A.) Hella paid B.) Moderately paid C.) Paid D.) Not paid I personally think the answer is somewhere between B and C. Obviously he’s not worth a max contract or anything close to the max (although he is better than Ian Mahinmi…how do I…

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Gary Harris 21 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2017)

QUICK QUIZ QUESTION 1: Was it Gary Harris’ fault that Victor Oladipo scored 47 points in this game? A.) Yes B.) No C.) Somewhat D.) N/A – DownToBuck does not care about defense QUICK QUIZ QUESTION 2: What is DownToBuck’s emotional state when he sees that Gary Harris has scored 21 points on 8/18 shooting…

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De’Aaron Fox 14 Points Full Highlights (12/2/2017)

Quick Quiz Question 1: what was Vince Carter telling De’Aaron Fox in the thumbnail image? A.) [some sappy encouragement or positive message to lift the rookie’s spirits after he got yanked from the floor four minutes into the game] B.) “Listen up rook, you know I can still catch lobs, right? So, next time down…

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Robin Lopez 20 Points Full Highlights (11/7/2017)

It’s time for another DTB Quick Quiz, where if you get any answers wrong I terminate your YouTube account forever and you also forfeit your right to ever again hold an NBA-related opinion. Question 1: What adjective best describes the Raptors’ defensive effort on Robin Lopez last night? a.) Weak b.) Pillowy c.) Ineffectual d.)…

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Jonas Valanciunas 20 Points Full Highlights (1/31/2017)

It’s pop quiz time! I hope you’ve been watching your Raptors games and been taking good notes because this one is a doozy. Question 1: whose fault is it that Jonas Valanciunas struggled during the Raptors’ losing streak? a) DeMar DeRozan b) Dwayne Casey c) Kyle Lowry d) Jonas Valanciunas Question 2: since it is…

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Allen Crabbe 24 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2017)

Quick Quiz: How EXPOSED were the “world champion” (LOL[lots of laughs]) Cavaliers last night? a.) Not exposed b.) Mildly exposed c.) Exposed d.) Very exposed Question 2: How thoroughly did Allen “Crabbey Patty” Crabbe turn Kyle “Athletic Decline” Korver into his personal bitchboy and buttslave for life? a.) Not thoroughly because Korver is not a…

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JaMychal Green 17 Points Full Highlights (12/29/2016)

Quick quiz: how paid is JaMychal Green gonna get this offseason? a.) hella paid b.) moderately paid c.) minimally paid d.) depends on how paid you get when you go to Europe e.) not paid f.) Jennifer left me I probably should have said this earlier, but I’m debuting a new quiz format starting with…

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Brandon Ingram 16 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2016)

Pop quiz time! Get out your pencils, kids, and make sure they’re sharp, because this one is a real doozy! Question one: What kind of an omen is the Warriors dropping 149 points against the Lakers in Brandon Ingram’s first NBA start? A. A good omen. B. Deadly… OMENS! C. A bad omen D. An…

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Joffrey Lauvergne 15 Points Full Highlights (4/2/2016)

Quick Quiz: what is the proper amount of hair gel to use before you play in an NBA game? A. The whole bottle, Jeremy-Lin style B. Enough to keep your hair in one spot the whole game C. Enough to keep your hair looking good until you start running D. None E. It’s sweat not…

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