Robin Lopez 20 Points Full Highlights (11/7/2017)

It’s time for another DTB Quick Quiz, where if you get any answers wrong I terminate your YouTube account forever and you also forfeit your right to ever again hold an NBA-related opinion. Question 1: What adjective best describes the Raptors’ defensive effort on Robin Lopez last night? a.) Weak b.) Pillowy c.) Ineffectual d.)…

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Jonas Valanciunas 20 Points Full Highlights (1/31/2017)

It’s pop quiz time! I hope you’ve been watching your Raptors games and been taking good notes because this one is a doozy. Question 1: whose fault is it that Jonas Valanciunas struggled during the Raptors’ losing streak? a) DeMar DeRozan b) Dwayne Casey c) Kyle Lowry d) Jonas Valanciunas Question 2: since it is…

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Allen Crabbe 24 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2017)

Quick Quiz: How EXPOSED were the “world champion” (LOL[lots of laughs]) Cavaliers last night? a.) Not exposed b.) Mildly exposed c.) Exposed d.) Very exposed Question 2: How thoroughly did Allen “Crabbey Patty” Crabbe turn Kyle “Athletic Decline” Korver into his personal bitchboy and buttslave for life? a.) Not thoroughly because Korver is not a…

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JaMychal Green 17 Points Full Highlights (12/29/2016)

Quick quiz: how paid is JaMychal Green gonna get this offseason? a.) hella paid b.) moderately paid c.) minimally paid d.) depends on how paid you get when you go to Europe e.) not paid f.) Jennifer left me I probably should have said this earlier, but I’m debuting a new quiz format starting with…

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Brandon Ingram 16 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2016)

Pop quiz time! Get out your pencils, kids, and make sure they’re sharp, because this one is a real doozy! Question one: What kind of an omen is the Warriors dropping 149 points against the Lakers in Brandon Ingram’s first NBA start? A. A good omen. B. Deadly… OMENS! C. A bad omen D. An…

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Joffrey Lauvergne 15 Points Full Highlights (4/2/2016)

Quick Quiz: what is the proper amount of hair gel to use before you play in an NBA game? A. The whole bottle, Jeremy-Lin style B. Enough to keep your hair in one spot the whole game C. Enough to keep your hair looking good until you start running D. None E. It’s sweat not…

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Willie Cauley-Stein Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2016)

Pop quiz time? Pop quiz time! First question: in which manner did Willie Cauley-Stein score his 26 points? A.) 11 dunks, 4 out of 11 and-ones converted B.) 6 threes, 2 skyhooks, 1 putback dunk, 1 alley-oop dunk C.) Just a bunch of skyhooks D.) 1 jumper, 5 dunks, 1 putback, 4 post moves, 1…

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Nikola Jokic 20 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2016)

QUICK QUIZ: Which NBA rookie has been better this year? A. Kristaps Porzingis B. Nikola Jokic In formulating your answer, you are not allowed to use raw per-game totals. Only advanced stats may be used. I’ll wait while you puzzle this one out. Okay, so if you answered A, you’re just a straight up dummy….

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Jae Crowder 22 Points Full Highlights (2/29/2016)

Quick quiz: how severely was Jae Crowder underutilized in Dallas? a. Very underutilized; Rick Carlisle only knows how to utilize veteran players b. Somewhat underutilized c. He was properly utilized because he needed to develop d. He was overutilized and actually sucks e. He’s actually still being underutilized by Brad Stevens Leave your answer in…

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Rodney Hood 25 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2016)

Quick quiz: What were the actual events that went down during the ill-fated filming of the “Reppin’ the Hood” music video featuring DownToBuck and Rodney Hood? A. Rodney Hood smoked too much green and while waving around a shotgun (while riding shotgun with a ho on each arm) he accidentally killed a dude by shooting…

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