Richaun Holmes 19 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

I still maintain that Richaun “Rich Holmie Chaun” Holmes can offer all the same stuff the Joel Embiid does. He can hit the threes (not this year, but last year he could). He can dunk. He can block shots. With Embiid out because he memed too hard on Twitter, Holmes gets to prove that my…

Read More

Richaun Holmes 19 Points Full Highlights – Curry Mode ACTIVATED!!! (3/31/2017)

— If you wear Ball Hog Gloves to the gym everybody will LAUGH AT YOU: goo.gl/WMHQio — When you order this jump program they actually create a custom training schedule just for you! Week 1 is five pushups, fifteen minutes of heavy breathing, then give up because you’re too fat to dunk: goo.gl/WMHQio –Like And…

Read More

Richaun Holmes Career High 25 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2017)

There needs to be more hype around Richaun Homes. He already has the perfect nickname (Rich Holmie Chaun), which is like the first step to getting a lot of hype. The second step is playing really well, and that step has already been accomplished by Chaun. So he’s already got the first two steps down,…

Read More

Richaun Holmes Career High 24 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (3/20/2017)

Fact: Richaun Holmes provides 50% of the funness that Joel Embiid did at a fraction of the injury risk. Fact: Dario Saric provides 50% of the funness that Ben Simmons will at a fraction of the injury risk. Those two facts, their factuality combined, mean that there is no reason that you shouldn’t be watching…

Read More

Richaun Holmes 17 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (3/17/2017)

Is it bad that I continue to utilize the “Rich Holmie Chaun” nickname for Richaun Holmes when I barely understand what it’s referencing? My knowledge of rap artists is minimal, and even that is an exaggeration. I didn’t know who Rich Homie Quan was until I looked up the reference because the 76ers Twitter used…

Read More

Richaun Holmes Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2017)

Who even needs Joel Embiid when you have a guy who does all the same things and isn’t a walking injury report? No one, that’s who, and especially not the Sixers. He shoots threes, he dunks, he blocks the bejabbers out of people, it’s all there. People aren’t quite as hyped for Richaun Holmes as…

Read More

Richaun Holmes 15 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2017)

Well, the 76ers suck again. It was a fun little run where they were winning a bunch of games and Joel Embiid was providing Twitter bantz and they still had Nerlens Noel and Ersan Ilyasova. Now their roster is back to being garbage since they don’t have any of their three best players from that…

Read More

Richaun Holmes 15 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/27/2017)

If you’re a Sixers fan, you have to look at the silver lining of the injury cloud that obscures every aspect of your favored franchise. It’s there, believe me, it might be razor-thin, but that god-damn silver lining is there and you have to look at it, otherwise you end up staring into the black…

Read More

Richaun Holmes 12 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (2/24/2017)

Walking up to his locker in the locker room of Wells Fargo Center, Richaun Holmes removed the earbuds from his ears, set his stuff down, and plopped down on the seat to start taking off his shoes. However, when his rear contacted the smooth wood, he heard an unexpected crumpling sound, as of paper. Standing…

Read More

Richaun Holmes 18 Points Full Highlights (1/24/2017)

I think all 76ers fans can agree on this fact: Richaun Holmes is being criminally underutilized on the current Philly squad. I could end the description on that note, rake in the video likes and supportive comments, and call it a day. But I won’t, because I still have some things to say about Rich…

Read More