Robert Covington 22 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (1/20/2017)

“Hey T.J., do you think she’s gonna finally notice me after I hit that game winner?” Robert Covington asked his teammate T.J. McConnell. T.J. squinted his eyes in confusion. “Who’s ‘she’?” “Ariana Grande, duh,” Robert answered, as if his secret undisclosed crush was widely-known public knowledge. “She probably saw my cool demeanor after it went…

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Robert Covington 26 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2016)

Robert Covington has lowkey been one of the worst minutes-receiving players in the league this year. He had previously been heralded as one of the rare successes of Sam Hinkie’s (R.I.P. in peace) “cycle as many scrubs through the roster as possible and maybe some of the will be good if we force-feed them minutes”…

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Robert Covington 23 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (11/9/2016)

Robert Covington is who comes up when you type “slow start” into the Googles. Check out these three-point shooting lines from the first few games of the season: 0 of 4, 0 of 5, 2 of 8, 1 of 9. Those lines are pretty awful, awful enough where you could make a case that if…

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Robert Covington 24 Points Full Highlights (4/12/2016)

Robert Covington is shooting a shade over seven threes per game this season. Only a few players can claim to surpass that number, and they all make sense: Curry, Thompson, Harden, and Lillard. Kyle Lowry and Paul George are pretty close. However, over his last seven games, Covington has shot the following amounts of threes:…

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Robert Covington Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (4/8/2016)

OFFICIAL NBA FOREHEAD WRINKLES POWER RANKINGS 1. Robert Covington 2. Uh… Devin Booker? 3. I don’t even know I just thought it would be funny to point out how expressive Robert Covington’s forehead wrinkles are and I didn’t really think this whole thing through and I just wanted people to laugh and have fun at…

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Robert Covington 25 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2016)

I want to see Robert “English Nobility” Covington play in a good situation. That’s what I want to see. Right now he is probably a bottom-five starting SF in the league (Alonzo Gee is definitely worse at least), but that’s more due to the garbage that surrounds him than due to any fault of his…

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Robert Covington Career High 29 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (2/10/2016)

In any NBA season where Stephen Curry was not a participant, 7 threes would be a notable occurence. People would get excited for it, and people would consider the player who hit so many threes to be one of the premiere shooters in the league. But in an NBA season where Stephen Curry IS a…

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Robert Covington 25 Points Full Highlights (1/24/2016)

Robert Covington may be long gone from the Rockets (they could use him now I bet), but remnants of their teachings still remain. In this game he exemplifies their offensive strategy perfectly: shoot a lot of threes and draw a lot of fouls. James Harden, get out your notebook. Covington got off to a fast…

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Robert Covington 25 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2016)

O Baller of Terror, Black Man, He-Who-brings-the-defenders-to-justice, 76er of Brett, Turn not Your forehead-wrinkles against us. We bend our arms to You, We fall on our bellies before Your red rage, No team can withstand the fire of Your righteousness. Turn not Your forehead-wrinkles against us. The weak cry out to You, The sick pray…

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Robert Covington Career High 28 Points/8 Steals Full Highlights (11/27/2015)

Story of the 76ers season: at the end of tonight’s game against the Rockets the commentator says “Another heartbreaking loss!” as the camera cuts to a shot of a smirking Isaiah Canaan. Not so heartbreaking, is it? Really makes one think… Alright, I’m done with the conspiracy theories. Lets talk about the concrete, the observable,…

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