Robert Covington Career High 28 Points/8 Steals Full Highlights (11/27/2015)

Story of the 76ers season: at the end of tonight’s game against the Rockets the commentator says “Another heartbreaking loss!” as the camera cuts to a shot of a smirking Isaiah Canaan. Not so heartbreaking, is it? Really makes one think… Alright, I’m done with the conspiracy theories. Lets talk about the concrete, the observable,…

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Robert Covington Career High 27 Points Full Highlights (4/8/2015)

Looking into Robert Covington’s forehead wrinkles is akin to gazing into the black ocean of the stars, each ridge of his skin a wave of cosmic truth. What insight can we gain? I feel on the cusp of incredible knowledge, locked away inside the wrinkles. Give me strength on this journey to enlightenment.

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Robert Covington 25 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/25/2015)

Adam Silver paced behind his desk, running his hands over his head, as if wanting to pull at hair that wasn’t there. An assortment of high-ranking NBA executives sat nervously before him, waiting for the silence to be broken. “Thirteen games. Thirteen games last night,” Silver said in an emotionless, monotone voice. He had stopped…

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Robert Covington 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/13/2015)

Robert Covington sat down next to his Cameroonian teammate. “Luc, we need to have a chat.” The look of alarm in Luc Richard Mbah a Moute’s face was not well-hidden. “Yeah, sure. What’s on your mind?” “You can’t keep giving bad sexual advice to these rookies, man. They don’t know any better. They trust you.”…

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Robert Covington 22 Points Full Highlights (2/7/2015)

Robert Covington: the only good offensive player on the 76ers? You might be able to argue Michael Carter-Williams. Other than him, there is no one else who can actually put the orange into the actual bucket. Philadelphia’s roster constructions looks worse for not having Embiid and Saric this year, but it is still horrible. Covington…

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Robert Covington 23 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2015)

If you go back to my first Robert Covington vid this year, you will see how excited I was to finally be able to compile highlights of him. That excitement is gone now. He’s proven himself to be a pretty good scorer, especially for a team as flawed as the 76ers. That’s great. I’m happy…

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Robert Covington 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (12/12/2014)

For all the aimless signings and call-ups that the 76ers are doing, they actually found a useful guy in Robert Covington. That’s exactly why, when you suck, you need to be ready to let go of players in order to give somebody else a chance to prove themselves. If fifty different players suit up for…

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Robert Covington Career High 25 Points Full Highlights (12/6/2014)

This is definitely the last time Robert Covington sets a new career high, right? There’s no possibility of him continuing this trend further than the three games it has gone. Imagine a phrase like this: “Robert Covington once scored 30 points in a NBA game.” It simply doesn’t seem like a sentence that would ever…

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Robert Covington 21 Points Full Highlights (12/5/2014)

Robert Covington is currently suffering from “Gerald Henderson Syndrome”. I have no idea if he’s actually good or not, because the team he plays on is so putrid. We can only find out his true skill level once the 76ers get better or he goes to a different team. I know he was on a…

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Robert Covington 17 Points/1 Win Full Highlights (12/3/2014)

It’s really good that the 76ers finally got a win. Not just for the fans and the players, put for the commentators as well. Something was off about them this game. A little loopy. The pressure of knowing that they had to win this game or risk losing 30 in a row was maybe a…

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